And demanding the screen be removed during her caesarean? That never happened.Of course Jack has to elevenerife her birthing experience. 30 hours of silent labour? Give me a break.
And demanding the screen be removed during her caesarean? That never happened.
Anyway, the radiators are probably quivering in fear at the Bungamansion today as the honours list comes out and Tracey Emin is made a dame but there's no MBE for her most devoted art fan and champion of the poors.
And even if it did (it didn't) she wouldn't be able to see any details because she would be lying flat. The likelihood of an emergency maternity surgical team wasting time scouring a hospital for a large mirror, and having it suspended above her in the theatre, where it would block the lights and probably get in the surgeon's way - well, that likelihood is about the same as a whining, self-pitying, moaning, attention-seeking grifter giving birth without making a noise.
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Actually - if she'd claimed that she posted 500 vapid tweets while she was in labour, I could have believed it.30 hours of silent labour from someone who can post 500 vapid tweets in a day?
Sure hun.