They do have to make lots of food though for their 6 figure earning, very active husbands who do
* don’t @ me. Mrs T did traflon for years. I swear she deliberately took hours in transition to piss me off.
Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now
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* don’t @ me. Mrs T did traflon for years. I swear she deliberately took hours in transition to piss me off.
Jacks in trouble
To busy getting ecoli from their massive salads
And washing their 'OH's' cock in their water glass
It’s where they kept all those tubs of rancid rainbow yellow sticker dhansak.Someone has tried to bury slop, haven't they?
TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL, SOUTHEND CITY COUNCIL!
That was a slop disposal site.
This is Jack's Tinder profile in bumper sticker form, and I claim my £5.
I'm not the biggest football fan in the world but people who say that sort of thing ought to be forced to bear the brunt of Graeme Souness' sadness and rage tonight.
You are forgetting their beautiful willowy daughters, respectful kind teenagers, and toddlers so stunning that people stop them in the streets.
And their DHs have never sworn at them, because deal breaker. And never ever shouted at their children, or YOUR child, who must be put first at all times, even if 35 and living at home (unless step child, then they can duck off).
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Oh god, I just remembered. I was trying to do football banter at work and I forgot what the Euros were called so I panicked and asked when the kicky ball was due to start.
No worries she loves the footy now remember?
May be safer to stick to horse racing. Yesterday's winners included:
Chaos Control 2/1
Fair Taxes 20/1
Cypriot Diaspora 4/1
Cock And Bull 5/2
Yeah sorry I realised after I posted I’d read the context wrong. I had had a gin. Sorry Fraus.
I love football but Ireland aren't at the Euros because they were toss so I SHAN'T be bothered to watch much. Still, 5-1 is a terrible score.
What?
Was "Mediterranean Arse" not placed?
Bugger! <rips up betting slip, tears radiator off wall and punches through door>
Don't you mean 1-5 to Germany. It was an awful score. Scotlanf played well but Germany owned them... i think she only likes Liverpool kickyball!
I want to add this to the wiki: where did the "tearing radiators off the walls" come from?
Iirc it was when Jack was in labour (giving birth, not political party) she silently ripped the radiators of the wall then insisted on watching her c section.
There was a lot of crazy folk as well, who'd have no issue with burning drain hair or whatever nonsense Jack claims to do.
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You didn't loose your job, Jack. You quit.
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Also, Jack who needs tramadol for an ouchy shoulder did a 30 labour on paracetamol? Haha she'd be ripping their arms off for the good stuff. (So would I.)
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Also, Jack who needs tramadol for an ouchy shoulder did a 30 labour on paracetamol? Haha she'd be ripping their arms off for the good stuff. (So would I.)
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