Says a lot for how inept and full of shit she is that I checked the date to see if it had been written ludicrously out of season
Says a lot for how inept and full of shit she is that I checked the date to see if it had been written ludicrously out of seasonBe careful what you wish for. Here’s the time she “foraged” (i.e. picked something growing in her own garden) View attachment 2959721Claims she “foraged” elderflower and blackberries, actually foraged Germolene, Artex and sadness to create…
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Literal food writerBlackberry applesauce cake, 18p [VG/V/DF]
Last weekend, Small Boy and I headed out to a small area of marshland around a mile from our home, on a blackberry picking mission. We had been promising ourselves for some time that we would do it…oursouthend.wordpress.com
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This poor person from the comments!Be careful what you wish for. Here’s the time she “foraged” (i.e. picked something growing in her own garden) View attachment 2959721Claims she “foraged” elderflower and blackberries, actually foraged Germolene, Artex and sadness to create…
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Literal food writerBlackberry applesauce cake, 18p [VG/V/DF]
Last weekend, Small Boy and I headed out to a small area of marshland around a mile from our home, on a blackberry picking mission. We had been promising ourselves for some time that we would do it…oursouthend.wordpress.com
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I actually don't know whether to laugh or cry. How the actual fuck has she had a platform for a decade???Be careful what you wish for. Here’s the time she “foraged” (i.e. picked something growing in her own garden) View attachment 2959721Claims she “foraged” elderflower and blackberries, actually foraged Germolene, Artex and sadness to create…
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Literal food writerBlackberry applesauce cake, 18p [VG/V/DF]
Last weekend, Small Boy and I headed out to a small area of marshland around a mile from our home, on a blackberry picking mission. We had been promising ourselves for some time that we would do it…oursouthend.wordpress.com
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I miss germolene. Can I buy it through an affiliate link on her website??? With a free recipe. Praps.Be careful what you wish for. Here’s the time she “foraged” (i.e. picked something growing in her own garden) View attachment 2959721Claims she “foraged” elderflower and blackberries, actually foraged Germolene, Artex and sadness to create…
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Literal food writerBlackberry applesauce cake, 18p [VG/V/DF]
Last weekend, Small Boy and I headed out to a small area of marshland around a mile from our home, on a blackberry picking mission. We had been promising ourselves for some time that we would do it…oursouthend.wordpress.com
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So that's where her love of bottled lemon juice and plenty of black pepper came fromOr (in 2014), when she left home at 18 and learned to cook from foraging the labels on the back of Loyd Grossman jars.
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Followed by Deadly NightshadeComing soon, Guest's recipe for Destroying Angel and Death Cap mushroom risotto.
Secretly foraged - I think she thinks foraged is the same as rummaged??She also (2022) “secretly foraged” in a cupboard, at her Italian and Somalian first ever housemates’ spices when she left home at 16.
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Or (in 2014), when she left home at 18 and learned to cook from foraging the labels on the back of Loyd Grossman jars. View attachment 2959866
View attachment 2959857And if you go to (2020) and about 33 mins in here, the very same housemates have become half-Italian and Nepalese. All imaginary first housemates are interchangeable.
It’s ALL VERY CONFUSING isn’t it, you massive grifting fantasist. View attachment 2959868Jack Monroe #366 The campaigner Jack Monroe was particularly unwise to pursue this course of action
Has anyone asked her why she didn't have some sort of estate sale to make some money off all this clutter she's apparently just giving away now, before resorting to boiling soap scraps, etc etc? Really makes you think. I mean if I was sitting on a pile of Wonderful Stuff but my bank account was...tattle.lifeEdit: just remembered that time she said she lived alone for 14 years after Dave and Ev realized by the time she was 4 how insufferable she was, banished her to live in the shed and started to take in feral children, who, unlike Shed Jack, they allowed to live in their actual house.2014
(Bonus I’m BUTCH)Jack Monroe: 'I'm a lefty, liberal, lezzer cook'
The blogger behind A Girl Called Jack on food poverty, bullying and standing up to Richard Littlejohn. Interview by Tim Adamswww.theguardian.com
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BBC Radio 4 - The Food Programme, Jack Monroe: A Life Through Food - Eight things we learned from writer and poverty campaigner Jack Monroe
In the latest helping of The Food Programme, Leyla Kazim meets Jack Monroe.www.bbc.co.uk
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Mind you, she also said she’d been “waiting for a perm” (done by the “sea air”) for 17 years, from age 12 to age 29 so again it’s very hard to know what to believe.
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I’d not read the recipe before but as she doesn’t tell you to put the oven on until after you’ve finished mixing all the ingredients, I’m not surprised it didn’t rise.
Fortunately for the housemates, they’re imaginary. Just like these poor imaginary bastards.Foraging for other people's food is just... stealing? Can't imagine her housemates were wealthy or they'd have upped sticks and moved out as she honked in
I’ve never understood why she thinks there’s anything odd about liking coronation chicken as a child. It’s got a mild curry, creamy and fairly sweet flavour, it’s hardly an acquired taste and probably something most children would eat.Secretly foraged - I think she thinks foraged is the same as rummaged??
Also I guess 14 is just her go-to number forliesexaggerations?
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I HAAAAAATE the use of "promptly" there. You don't grow up in one sudden instance. You can't say promptly there! You liked the chicken from primary school to teenhood!
This post is riddled with horrible writing but that's the bit that winds me up the most. Even moreso than "spiked" and "queer little thing I was" which are. And the fact that a tub of chicken and s bag of chips would cost more than a bus fare. I know it's just fantasising but she could at least try for verisimilitude
But seriously she had her child at what 22? So she either thinks he is not a person or she left home and started renting a house by herself aged eight #actuallyautistic #cannotlie
the incident above did lead to some banging Canal ArtFortunately for the housemates, they’re imaginary. Just like these poor imaginary bastards.
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She was particularly insufferable that thread. That said, the incident above did lead to some banging Canal ArtJack Monroe #344 344%
Brought to you by the Jack Monroe “I’m Caarrrrazy me” School of Fuckwittery… ETA: Got there before me, Marm 👏😁 Oh Dear, looks like there's been some spicy chat in the Whatsapp!tattle.life
Is Jack confusing picket lines with some kind of Napoleonic battle formation? How does one position the brazier?!From that 2022 link. Why are you crossing the picket line in the first place, you cosseted fucking dickhead. Spoiled workshy brat. FFS what an analogy to choose.
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Just remembered that she’s written one of her searing indictments upon contemporary Britain (the rest of which is sadly lost to time) about the picket line too. She’s on it this time, not crossing it. Lyrics and (no) Music by Jack Monroe.
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Well, she does provide plenty of a-muse-ment for the canal.the incident above did lead to some banging Canal Art
For crying out loud, don't say that!
She'll be claiming next that she is a "Muse" providing inspiration for artists of international repute.
Judging by those photos, she definitely prefers the right nostril for dashing through the snow.
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