Don’t you need to move house to get packing peanuts?Ann Reardon's point was that stuff like toothpicks isn't tested for food safety in the same way as stuff intended to be eaten but at the same time idk what bacteria could live in a packing peanuts or survive being deep fried
Anyway if guest does not post a recipe for packing peanut, tinned black bean and tinned prune curry with Percy pig sauce in the next week I will be disappoint. It could be called Shag me, I'm desperate Peanut Curry
What?Nay lass, tha'll be in bother with t'pit owner. Ye'll get mithered (pronounced: mithered) at, ye daft puddin.
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Mebbe if you stopped swinging t'cat around, you too could afford a Stetson. Or summat!!
The lol emoji is for the last line: edit for spelling. Fuxking on t'floor laughing heer.What?
Has tha not etten t'cat yet? Nowt like a cat kebab when tha comes hyem from t'tripe mills, sweatin' collops and clemmed enough t' eat grandad's cap. (Would stop the auld bugger rollin' it all night when that's trying t' watch "Coronation Street")
(Aside: Do grandads still roll caps these days? Asking for someone stuck in the last century)
Edit for spelling.
I hadn't even seen the irony until you pointed it out!The lol emoji is for the last line: edit for spelling. Fuxking on t'floor laughing heer.
My daughter choked on one of the starch packing peanuts, it dissolved to a sort of thick claggy glue in her mouth and I had to get most of my hand in there to scoop it out. Was scary! She wasn't little either, maybe about 8? Thought it was funny to pretend they were wotsits.I ended up in hospital as a toddler as a result of eating an old-style polystyrene packing peanut
Bet it had more texture than any of Jack's slop, though...
How about now?Jack looks somewhat different here to the other pictures from 2013 I've seen...
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How dare they diss Shirl the pearl in such an offensive way??Jack looks somewhat different here to the other pictures from 2013 I've seen...
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You are that witty. Guest can't evenI hadn't even seen the irony until you pointed it out!(I wish I was that witty)
Excuse you, Ithinkyoullfind that's 'ye Olde shitty BUNGAMANSION '
@Valiofthedolls these pics were from the listing, though. That garden is looking decidedly overgrown and scruffy now. There's dog shit everywhere and a bunch of folding chairs that have blown all over the place. Plus dead tomato plants in the beds. The house looks like it needs a good power washing and a paint job too.
Is that a Pumble Swamp I see in front of the magnificent Fontaine de Slop?
You are bold!Jack looks somewhat different here to the other pictures from 2013 I've seen...
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I think this is it exactly. I recall as a teen a chunk of our food being gathered/scrumped (probs you’d now say wild food, foraged or whatever) because you literally needed to make up the larder as there was so little money available. When my dad was on strike we spent a whole summer hedgerowing and the October holidays nipping into field edges for “loose tatties”. Nothing went to waste either because it would have been unthinkable. My mum’s tattie scones though, magnificent. That’s proper cucina povera, food you need to and want to eat, not that white chocolate mushroom obscenity.Really makes you think. Jack, like 90% of people in the public eye who believe themselves as working class, are measuring their social status against the upper class wealthy and influential people they wish to emulate.
Well the top squig seems to know something we don'tDon’t you need to move house to get packing peanuts?
No offence mices but this is triggering me.I don't even mind southerners making these jokes* - I'm proud of my clichéd northern heritage.
Sadly, t'gravy mines is all shut down now. All t'gravy is imported from China these days. Thank God t'Yorkshire puddin' factories and t'pease puddin' quarries are still up and runnin'.
*as long as it's in good faith - so watch thi'sen, any Southern Softies who fancy havin' a go.We'll set ferrets on ye.
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SHIT!
I knew I'd forgotten something!
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