Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

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I also haven't watched Boulevaaaaard. I just don't think it's possible to loathe her any more than I already do...but .... maybe it IS!!!??
 
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Or perhaps what a book token for the most cleverest and specialist and pluckiest little primary school urchins is to the Pulitzer prize
 
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I also haven't watched Boulevaaaaard. I just don't think it's possible to loathe her any more than I already do...but .... maybe it IS!!!??
I would recommend watching it. I managed to get through it, but I still can't do the poetry one. Poo-levard is my benchmark of 100% knob. If ever I put my foot in it socially or at work, I think about this video and it recalibrates my cringeometer.
 
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Ahahaha. I just want to know what poltergeist possessed her and made her upload Boulevard. The smug look to the cam as she finishes. Absolutely dreadful.
 
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Accidental Partridge is her all over and can you imagine the way the one with the guest tattoo cringed herself inside out by now? Hopefully they've had it covered 🫣🫣🫣
 
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I can't keep up with all of this monster's threads but I do silently dip in and out as much as possible as I am waiting for her demise. She's such a whiny horrible creature.

My reason for posting is can anhyone point me in the most recent patreon numbers she has as I love it when I see those posts and can feel that her income from that is dropping.
 
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This blast from the past has reminded me that I bought a checked jacket for work recently and NO ONE has called me Ted Bovis yet. I’m mostly relieved but also concerned that standards are slipping.
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I have never watched the Boulevard shower wailing. And I never will.


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I’ve never managed Landslide. I’ve watched the preamble but always turn it off before I get to the “singing”.
 
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guest has hidden her patreon posts for some time now but read back a but and @heretoreaditall2019 used to be able to see her monthly income...good times.
 
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guest has hidden her patreon posts for some time now but read back a but and @heretoreaditall2019 used to be able to see her monthly income...good times.
Thank you for the @, as a big disclaimer I/we/graphtreon/the internet only ever had visibility on the number of subscribers as she’d hidden revenue. I heavily caveated the estimated revenue side of the tracker with the fact it was an estimate & we were taking off ~12% platform fees as per their documentation a few years back.

As part of that revenue estimate we shared a range from the lowest to something like £20 per sub, which was unlikely (there was work done + shared on what her subscriber composition would have had to look like for such a high avg and it was just so unlikely). We referenced Olia Hercules’ per subscriber avg of ~£12 (upon @Lucky Escape ’s fab suggestion) as the most probable. However when the data breach happened it turned out this assumption was significantly overstating her revenue & that it was in line with our lowest assumption at the £3 per sub mark. I don’t want beef about this and not condoning anything in mentioning it, it just feels important to flag that the assumption I historically felt most comfortable running commentary with has since been proven inaccurate so if anyone goes back to read thru them (search my username + “Patreon update”) please bear that in mind
 
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I feel like, with our collective... eclectic.. knowledge, we could form a Tattle Party and make a pretty good job of running the country.
 
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