Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

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TheMiceInTheShed

Captainmouse said:
But she claimed to have a dehydrator at one stage
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She has claimed many things Mouse, dear.

Many, many things.

Many, many, many things.

So many things that some unkind people have even suggested that she - and this will shock you - may have lied.

I do think that the dehydrator is true though - she's always buying random kitchen shite* stuff and giving fucking dangerous inaccurate advice on how to use it. She also had an air-fryer. I think the air fryer advice included heating water in it.

*Not suggesting that you buy random kitchen shite - it's just a generalisation.
 
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SendReceive

Another one to add to the “list of reasons Guest is lying about not drinking gin” file amongst that too.

 
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Hollaaa

You know what we haven't seen in ages? A frau origin story. But do you know what we have seen? Relatively new fraus.

Really makes you think. If you have a mo, do please indulge us with Friday night story time about how you discovered Jack, and what wised you up to the grift.
 
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mchops

She claimed to have seen many fucking fires. Unfortunately that was the weekend chocolate was shopping for a new twin element electric at Currys. So no lie
 
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ChickenPorridge

The 'can't afford butter' era was something else. She just kept on saying it. I know it was a while ago but this must have turned a few squigs, it was such obvious grift. CRINGE, Jack. If you couldn't afford butter back then with all that work on, what are you eating now? Doesn't bear thinking about dear hearts (spoiler/she's eating and drinking absolutely fine, as always)
 
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kachoochoo

in memoriam to one of my old avatars and to remember that time we spent days adapting memes for jack lore - also with *hats*!

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SouthendRealEstate

Irreverent? Irreverent? Are you sure, guest?


 
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Valiofthedolls

Lumpyspaceprincess said:
How does someone who can’t afford to switch her lights on, have her radiators on enough to dry anything?
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Excuse you! She dries them out on the radiator for ONE HOUR A DAY and then pops them in the bed for the night with her and the electric blanket #frugal #JacksHacks #WhatAboutTheBedOvenTrays?!

Potatoes


Mushrooms


And Oranges


Also, if you want to buy your own, I’m reliably informed that other supermarkets sell similar products at competitive prices.
 
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Geetbo

Imagine the fucking stench of the compost heaps on all her radiators.
 
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TheMiceInTheShed

Ms Biscuit said:
She IS a dehydrator. Saps the life from all she touches.
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Christ, yes!

She's a female (or non-binary, or trans, or whatever) equivalent of Colin Robinson, the Energy Vampire from "What We Do in The Shadows".

(I actually worked with someone called Colin Robinson. He didn't look like the one in the programme - or I don't think so, it was hard to tell through the cloud of cigarette smoke. However, he did drain the life out of everything.)
 
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