Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Someone was already deranged enough to make the headrush spaghetti: me. Yes that is a big chunk of white chocolate in the bottom right. No it did not add anything pleasant to the dish. It was exactly as minging as you'd think. Here's my original post.

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My God!

You had a narrow escape! Onion Stasi-like Onion police kicking the door in and threatening you with Onion bye-laws dry-as-duck leather mushrooms, wasted white chocolate (I could have wept at the wanton sacrifice of chocolate and garlic - sinful !)

You made this slop so that we didn't have to. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO, TENDERSLOP.

<everyone on Tattle stands up and claps<>

 

[Five hundred dogs]

When I was a young child macaroni pudding used to be a fairly regular thing at school. It was basically rice pudding but made with pasta instead. Even as a very sweet toothed child I wouldn’t eat it because it was just wrong and weird.

 

[ChastityDingle]

#notfrugal

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Plenty for everyone!

Imagine the smell as the mushrooms sit on top of the radiators.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Our thread favourite Nigella did a chocolate pasta dish on one of her shows, I could've sworn.

Sweet pasta is a thing where my mum's from and never stops being unfathomable to me.

It's probably at least made with nice ingredients though not a square of old Milkybar and whatever flora guest found growing behind her radiator

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

To be fair. A lot of us have been taken in by guest at some point.
Thankfully we've seen the light, including TD.
Antonio Carluccio used to sell chocolate pasta in the deli part of his restaurants.
I bought some with the intention of using it in a dessert but it all seemed a bit heavy on the carbs like a rice pudding and it went out of date at the back of a cupboard.

it went out of date at the back of a cupboard.

That reminds me - I found some squid ink pasta in the back of a cupboard just the other day. We brought it back from Florence in - what year is it now? A few years ago anyway - possibly decades. I was frightened of it and hid it at the back. It's in the bin now.

If only I had thought to add some Malteasers to it.

 

[Ravenstown]

When I was a young child macaroni pudding used to be a fairly regular thing at school. It was basically rice pudding but made with pasta instead. Even as a very sweet toothed child I wouldn’t eat it because it was just wrong and weird.

I've got a tin of Ambrosia creamed macaroni pudding. Bought it for the novelty but it has reamined unopened.

 

[bracrumbs]

I mean… let’s go

Pasta AlFreddo (‘member when they was 10p and Starbursts were Opal Fruits?)
Cacao e pepe
Spaghetti Bournevillenaise
Pasta PeppermintFrysBara
Lionbar Arrabbiata

 

[StewPots]

It’s fascinating that as soon as she starts threatening her latest lovebombing target with disgusting sex pasta slops they suddenly “remember” that they are SEVERELY ALLERGIC TO don’t like one of the key ingredients

Leggy
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poor LJC wasn’t quite as prepared, but quickly recovered to only make that mistake once.
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Come-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]

11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…

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And then there’s Ol Hazza, and the time that rather than be subjected to this View attachment 2953278

Spoiler

HE LEFT
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“Deactivated” for like a bleeping day

What a bleeping melt you’re not 14 Jack - romping 100000 miles to school everyday - so grow the duck up.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Imagine the smell as the mushrooms sit on top of the radiators.

Sokay, the smell of battered tin mouldy family radiator orange peel shake n’ vac salad dressing garnish dust masks it

EXTRAORDINARY SMELLING indeed. ETA table salt bath salts

 

[MooBelle]

I see this was before TD called her out … View attachment 2953029

Oh yeah, TD was quite the fan back in the day.
Tbf she did see the light a fair few years ago. It was one of those cases where you can see the dust settling and someone slowly waking up.
She does start to challenge Jack in later Guardian (and other) comments sections before she went full on trifle defending. When the Trifle Battle took place a couple of years ago (check your history books kids) someone pointed out to Jack that TD was TDing and Jack's response was something like 'yeah, Nicola blocked me years ago'

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Sokay, the smell of battered tin mouldy family radiator orange peel shake n’ vac salad dressing garnish dust masks it
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She makes it up as she goes along, doesn't she?

 

[StatusWoe]

this is actually such a good idea for guest. politics themed recipes. Green party cucumber and mint summer cold soup. Tory party blueberry tart. Labour party the same as the Tory one but with some red jam on top to try to look different. Lib dem custard tarts in the classic diamond shape. Etc etc. a nice project to keep her busy

Is this meant to symbolise something?

Too short

Just amusing myself thinking about guest rocking up to the WI with her slow cooker greengage jam.

Or rocking up to the WI with a stab vest.
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Me and @Witchfinder Sargeant exposing ourselves as the Canal psychos here...

I nearly replied to the earlier post, but stopped because I didn't want to give this impression. Although, Sniper Makka Pakka isn't exactly an intimidating thought. There are much creepier kids' tv characters.

Would anyone be surprised if you needed a stab vest around these two? I don't think so.

 

[hereforthechaos]

When I was a young child macaroni pudding used to be a fairly regular thing at school. It was basically rice pudding but made with pasta instead. Even as a very sweet toothed child I wouldn’t eat it because it was just wrong and weird.

I'm guessing it was similar to noodle kugel? I hope we don't summon Yiddish Guest again.

 

[hoopdedoo]

#notfrugal

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Plenty for everyone!

Imagine how filthy and nasty those mushrooms would be after sitting on the bungamansion radiators for several days

 

[ChastityDingle]

Imagine how filthy and nasty those mushrooms would be after sitting on the bungamansion radiators for several days

Imagine the general state of that house. That is, of course, if any of her nonsense is to be believed.

 

[TrolleyParton]

Moon app has spoken

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Get rich or try lyin'.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Get rich or try lyin'.

Thread title.

 

[Captainmouse]

That’s the one. Apologies I was convinced she had appropriated the other for some tweet too.

I did however find an old thread from when the Corbyn anti-semitism inquiry came out and she googled some Yiddish like a clown. Back in October 2020

Jack Monroe #97 Get in the skip

Congratulations to @Silver Linings for the thread title! 76 reactions 🎉 it’s a true honour to write these words, now please can we just set the date? Recap of thread #96 She made some crumpets. They looked edible. She was ‘wide awake with backache, and big grumps. Send dogs and cats please...

tattle.life

There’s a full moon today canal and there was also a full moon on thread 97 which I have just been reading, please let there be chaos!

What does moonapp say?

 

[StewPots]

Get rich or try lyin'.

Get rich by air frying

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I hate that bleeping "I would obviously have been fighting the good fight against the Nazis if I was alive in 30s Germany" bollocks. It's so easy to sit at a distance of 85 years, having never lived under totalitarianism and cast yourself as the hero. You have no bleeping idea what you would have done in that situation.

She would have kept her head down until the final days of the Nazi regime were obvious then popped up as the pluckiest resistance fighter there ever was.

Genuinely quite the problem back then, by all accounts.