Absolutely foul. All of it. I wonder if Leggy took pity on her.
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Contrary to what she said the Guardian and in the Divavid, Jack only LIED that she tried to seduce Leggy with sex pasta!
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It wasn’t carbonaaaaraa, but a BIG BUTCH DINNER that most definitely put the Oh Mon Dieu, Non! in
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BOLOGNON
Faced with a leftover hunk of beef last night to stretch between two grown women with fairly healthy appetites, I started making bolognese, changed my mind and wanted bourgignon, and changed it bac...web.archive.org
This was right as they were getting together/immediately engaged/guest was moving in, so Leggy could have been awarded sex pasta, because guest was on a full on loveboming lobster tail and Madeira-filled cosplay complete lie about being a bon vivant gourmand and proper chef just like Legster.
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In a nanosecond’s fit of wisdom amongst all the foolishness that saw her get engaged to and move Jack into her house within days of meeting her, fortunately for Allegra, she had the good sense to pretend she didn’t like white chocolateView attachment 2952575which saved her from this cream, old botulism mushroom and Milky Bar monstrosity.Should you want to recreate any of these dishes for your own Tory former lovers, they can (unbelievably!) be found in her second cookbook. Only know this cos after finding that in her old archives, I searched for Bolognon to see if we knew about it and it appears once only across all 575+ guest-related threads, in the Slopalong recipe listings hereView attachment 2952565View attachment 2952566View attachment 2952567View attachment 2952568no, we most certainly do not want to hear about your radiator peel, gravy granule and Caramac trifles, THANKYOU.
HEADRUSH SPAGHETTI
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...web.archive.org
Slopalong: Cooking with Jack Monroe
Oh such a high standard has already been set! Truly the most hilarious corner of the internet :Dtattle.life
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Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor
I can’t help but think that those ‘wealth calculators’ would probably be right if J hadn’t spent it all up her nose ( allegedly - don’t sue me) and on her top tier shopping habit .tattle.life
The ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what you’re thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to “have a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gaza”.I loved the day a year or two ago where she tied herself in knots and managed to piss off Tory twitter, Jewish twitter and momentum twitter all in one go. Think she then probably deployed coops and flounced off.
Just like her views on race and racism, Jack is fucking ignorant about Palestine & Israel and antisemitism. Thank god she's on silent right now.The ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what you’re thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to “have a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gaza”.
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(you need premium/a paid subscription to see the rest, but we’ve prob all seen more than enough already).Thread by @BootstrapCook on Thread Reader App
@BootstrapCook: Hi. I can't stand by any more and not say something. I have a large public platform and I try to use it for good. But what good is all the rest of the 'good'...staging.threadreaderapp.com
What’s with using either double cream or as an alternative yoghurt and sugar?View attachment 2952530
Contrary to what she said the Guardian and in the Divavid, Jack only LIED that she tried to seduce Leggy with sex pasta!
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It wasn’t carbonaaaaraa, but a BIG BUTCH DINNER that most definitely put the Oh Mon Dieu, Non! in
View attachment 2952548View attachment 2952549Unfathomably, the Butch Bolognon looks even worse in black and white
View attachment 2952558NON
BOLOGNON
Faced with a leftover hunk of beef last night to stretch between two grown women with fairly healthy appetites, I started making bolognese, changed my mind and wanted bourgignon, and changed it bac...web.archive.org
This was right as they were getting together/immediately engaged/guest was moving in, so Leggy could have been awarded sex pasta, because guest was on a full on loveboming lobster tail and Madeira-filled cosplay complete lie about being a bon vivant gourmand and proper chef just like Legster.
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In a nanosecond’s fit of wisdom amongst all the foolishness that saw her get engaged to and move Jack into her house within days of meeting her, fortunately for Allegra, she had the good sense to pretend she didn’t like white chocolateView attachment 2952575which saved her from this cream, old botulism mushroom and Milky Bar monstrosity.Should you want to recreate any of these dishes for your own Tory former lovers, they can (unbelievably!) be found in her second cookbook. Only know this cos after finding that in her old archives, I searched for Bolognon to see if we knew about it and it appears once only across all 575+ guest-related threads, in the Slopalong recipe listings hereView attachment 2952565View attachment 2952566View attachment 2952567View attachment 2952568no, we most certainly do not want to hear about your radiator peel, gravy granule and Caramac trifles, THANKYOU.
HEADRUSH SPAGHETTI
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...web.archive.org
Slopalong: Cooking with Jack Monroe
Oh such a high standard has already been set! Truly the most hilarious corner of the internet :Dtattle.life
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“This isn’t about me, but I’m going to do my best to make it all about me”The ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what you’re thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to “have a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gaza”.
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It isn’t about her, though. She’s just a metaphorView attachment 2952630View attachment 2952621View attachment 2952622View attachment 2952623View attachment 2952624View attachment 2952625
(you need premium/a paid subscription to see the rest, but we’ve prob all seen more than enough already).Thread by @BootstrapCook on Thread Reader App
@BootstrapCook: Hi. I can't stand by any more and not say something. I have a large public platform and I try to use it for good. But what good is all the rest of the 'good'...staging.threadreaderapp.com
It’s…Oh my god. I've heard of the stab vest but I hadn't realised just how eye wateringly cringe it was. She bought one! The cops didn't give her one because there was a serious threat but she had to be there because she was MLK or whoever she thought she was that week. She ordered one online! Anyway I wonder where it is now. Maybe she donated it to the trussell trust. Maybe she still wears it every day.
I remember the reference now. She made some ridiculous comparison to a Government covid poster and compared it to kristallnacht or something thinking she was being clever and got schooled by all sides.
That’s the one. Apologies I was convinced she had appropriated the other for some tweet too.
Thank Christ for the *checks notes* baked bean bloggers, without whom I wouldn’t know *double-checks notes* not to be a racist.The ss in the spoiler are from 2018, so too long ago for it to be what you’re thinking of, but maybe it was the another day when she came back to “have a chat about Israel/Palestine/Gaza”.
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It isn’t about her, though. She’s just a metaphorView attachment 2952630View attachment 2952621View attachment 2952622View attachment 2952623View attachment 2952624View attachment 2952625
(you need premium/a paid subscription to see the rest, but we’ve prob all seen more than enough already).Thread by @BootstrapCook on Thread Reader App
@BootstrapCook: Hi. I can't stand by any more and not say something. I have a large public platform and I try to use it for good. But what good is all the rest of the 'good'...staging.threadreaderapp.com
Thank Christ for brilliant, bright, dedicated, little black girl Diane Abbott too.Thank Christ for the *checks notes* baked bean bloggers, without whom I wouldn’t know *double-checks notes* not to be a racist.
Love the idea that it's not just a stab vest, it's a custom stab vest. Presumably she's just too special and smol and pixie-like to fit into a regular one and had to have a special one softly and painstakingly crafted for her.View attachment 2952666
The understairs stab vest is #savinglives every day, just like the epi-pen in the carrier bag upstairs.
Especially latter day Glastonbury which is where a bunch of Tristains and Jemimas fork over a few grand for a once a year weekend of glamping to convince themselves they're edgy whilst grooving on down the sound of the youth via Mumford and Sons or some other shite.Love the idea that it's not just a stab vest, it's a custom stab vest. Presumably she's just too special and smol and pixie-like to fit into a regular one and had to have a special one softly and painstakingly crafted for her.
Still laughing at the idea of wearing one to fucking Glastonbury, of all places, where most people are just off their tits having a nice bop along to an 80s crooner, not - typically - smuggling in weapons to unleash on a z-list slop blogger.
She'd be spying and squealing on everyone to try and save her own arse. I just know it. Her and her dad.I hate that fucking "I would obviously have been fighting the good fight against the Nazis if I was alive in 30s Germany" bollocks. It's so easy to sit at a distance of 85 years, having never lived under totalitarianism and cast yourself as the hero. You have no fucking idea what you would have done in that situation.
Thank Christ for brilliant, bright, dedicated, little black girl Diane Abbott too.
View attachment 2952716Why people need to stop trolling Diane Abbott. Now.
Jack Monroe talks about why everyone needs to stop trolling Diane Abbottwww.glamourmagazine.co.uk
It’s not Glamour “twisting her words” either. She dirty deleted it from her blog but it’s (temporarily) back with all the other dirty deletesView attachment 2952720
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We need to talk about Diane Abbott. Now. (EXPLICIT CONTENT)
This is not a recipe. I wrote this as a series of tweets today and readers asked for it as a blog post, so here it is. Our politics may differ, so feel free to skip straight back to the recipes if …oursouthend.wordpress.com
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