Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

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Valiofthedolls

StatusWoe said:
This is actually her recipe for hummus.

Houmous? Houmus? Why are there so many spellings of this word?
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Just what every four year old wants for their birthday party



So good, she regurgitated it again for DKL in slightly more pallid (and weirdly chalky?!) form. Irregardless, it doesn’t look like food.
Anyway, bollox to hummus, if you’ve also got a banana or two and a nice cuppa, why not try wasting good food by making…

Banana, chickpea and tea curry (trust me on this one, it’s amazing.)

This is my take on a banana curry I had in the Isle of Wight after the literary festival. It’s not a traditional Kashmir curry, as I used what I had in the cupboard, but it is utterly delicio…
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Jack, #Thanks
Thanks for all that you do.
 
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Carefree

Bloody hell, @Valiofthedolls. You must have a cast-iron constitution for these deep dives in guest's awful portfolio. Chickpeas, bananas and tea currified??
 
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TheMiceInTheShed

disappeared like sauce off a rinsed hoop

A worthy thread title, surely!
 
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StatusWoe

Noooo not the innards hummus! Imagine how it would emerge? All that fluorescent beetroot...
 
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TheMiceInTheShed

I'm still grieving for Blanche.

I have no idea what happened to Our Tracy
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StatusWoe said:
Noooo not the innards hummus! Imagine how it would emerge? All that fluorescent beetroot...
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That's not pink!

That's fecking MAGENTA - I've seen less lurid blood clots.
 
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Grifty Mc

Handful or coriander, or mint, or parsley fffs
 
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Geetbo

Batten down the hatches tenderstems, politics Jack is going to be back with a vengeance.
 
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Carefree

I'm not even a fan of curries but this is truly horrifying. If these show up in my nightmares tonight, I'm suing you
 
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Valiofthedolls

CrackingOwlSanctuary said:
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Yes, I am procrastinating.
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Oh Owly, every time you pop up I love even more than before that your cheeky lil’ duo avi is still the bum vase off Sloppy Savers



On national TV in an opportunity for which she’d been (she claimed) waiting seven years. Royally fucked it up by being crap at cooking, crap at presenting, and also by being unhygienic, greasy and fucking filthy looking because she clearly hadn’t even bothered not to go on a bender the night before filming, and also apparently hadn’t bothered to wash herself, her hair or her clothes. No wonder the vase turned its arse to her.
Grim. Here’s one of the live ones, from @Yel

Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons

WE ARE A GRUBBY CESSPIT OF LITERAL TAXPAYERS We keep receipts too! *Taps sign*
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Edit: for timeline clarification, she claims she’s been sober since before Sloppy Savers. Nice collages @Marmalade Atkins
 
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Onestorytoomany

Big L is just your average middle aged person. Liks guest there is nothing remarkable about her. In fact she looks like a cookie cutter version of a middle aged person, with an ' interesting' view of fashion and a pick me personna.
 
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BeardyBap


Well, you could’ve knocked me down with a tin of own brand peach slices.
 
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