Also, what royalties?
Jack Monroe #573 Close your Patreon, you thieving liar
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The £30-50k that supposedly got nicked? WFK
I can't wait until 2053 when she honks, in a scandalised tone, that nobody told her about National Insurance and so the poor smol pixie has no pension
It’s a lovely day for a comeuppance 
someone's been name searching, then
she’s not gonna shag you Squig. Well, not unless you own a large property within an hours commute to Thorpe Bay and can keep her in the style to which she has become accustomed. Then all bets are off
Such busy. Much activism.
"(I’m not. I’d have bought a home for me and my boy by now if I was anywhere near even financially stable, but dripfeed royalties don’t really tend to inspire mortgage lenders! nor does blowing a shedload on infinite numbers of bougie sideboards)
Amazing that other people who are paid royalties survive at all really. Makes you think.
Is she finally going to go viral?
What an absolute binfire!!! She is going to show up in 48 hours ish and say, soz, been working, have I missed something?
And the Hellsite will laugh its socks off. She has limited replies on her account to comments club only now.
Sokay, Jack. Your “boy” already has a home. With his dad. In another town miles away from where you live. The town where he goes to school. Any of this ringing a bell?
yes but they're not dripfeed royalties, that slowly, painfully, languidly, LAGGARDLY, sluggishly ooze into their accounts
I know the feeling. Occasionally I’ll get like 23p from Kindle rights.
If only I had a Patreon
No Guest WE WILL NEVER EXCUSE YOU!!!! The end
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