That book was banned in the 90s. How did you get a copy?
Jack Monroe #573 Close your Patreon, you thieving liar
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Oh noes, Jack! Have you had to move all the oil and vinegar dreg jars out of the gigantic American double-refrigerator to your second-best and third-best not quite so gigantic refrigerators?! The Dregs to the Smegs, if you will.
She stores the fish oil separately! DUH! 
win (win!) 
It's good that she's kept herself busy labelling those bottles, as how else could we tell the difference between 'Steampunk Cream Soda' and the bottles of dilute bleach and tumble dryer water that she also keeps hanging around.View attachment 2930980
Oh noes, Jack! Have you had to move the all oil and vinegar dreg jars out of the gigantic American double-refrigerator to your second-best and third-best not quite so gigantic refrigerators?! The Dregs to the Smegs, if you will. View attachment 2930993Dont worry, sillies!
Still, at least you don’t need that valuable fridge door space for your Kombucha and your tea shandy slops! View attachment 2931012View attachment 2931014View attachment 2931015Cos they just get stored on the counter and in the hot garden. WinShe stores the fish oil separately! DUH!
Do you mean the formerly homeless alcoholic he selflessly took on to do PAID work?
Even worse! She forgot how old he was! He was a couple of months shy of 11 and she thought (or at least told the internet) he was 9
I mean, you just wouldn't would you?
Janey like Jack has crowbarred herself into the Baby Reindeer Twitter convo.
My father once told the receptionist at A&E that my date of birth was ##/##/1982
(thereby rendering the 9 year old with a hairline fracture stood next to him 19)
But in fairness to him he was a gibbering mess whenever something happened that involved me needing emergency medical care and the receptionist was suppressing laughter when I said "1992". And he did get my birthday right.
(thereby rendering the 9 year old with a hairline fracture stood next to him 19)
But in fairness to him he was a gibbering mess whenever something happened that involved me needing emergency medical care and the receptionist was suppressing laughter when I said "1992". And he did get my birthday right.
She's Duane Dibley.
I don't know why but the entire Baby Reindeer thing makes me feel sick. Jack attaching herself to it doesn't help either. Nor Piers Morgan.
Same. Can't bring myself to watch it.
My friends dad inexplicably had his in head that my friend was born on May 7th instead of July 5th (dates changed to protect the innocent but it was a 7/5/XX vs 5/7/XX situation). Which of course then became a running joke which only enhanced him confusing it. He’s a great attentive father otherwise so to them it’s a hilarious story of “can you believe he’s got this mental block on his own daughter’s birthday!” but I suspect SB feels very differently about Jack not knowing his birthday.
Well - I was thinking of Jane , but Jack as well.Jack or Jane?
"Turds of a feather" I believe the expression is . . . .
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Don’t watch it. It’s dreadful. No one comes out of this looking ok. If fish slop was a tv show it would be baby reindeer.
All liquids are interchangeable, tenderstem.
And all of Jack's patented liquids take the enamel off your teeth and can double as lighter fluid.
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I watched two and a bit hellish episodes of it because I was trapped under a sleeping toddler and couldn't reach the controls. (He had worked his ticket for 6 hours and I was shattered - no way was I going to risk waking the li'l monkey up!).
It was grim and tedious* . . . in the end I cracked and stretched out for the handset. It woke him up but I didn't care any more. I have never been so relieved to turn on Bing the bunny.
*One of her "pet" names for him was "nipple" . . . I don't care if it was true or not, it was just grim.
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What coffee brand is it so I can boycott please,
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