Jack Monroe #57 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4, got the designer gear, need cash for more

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To be honest, I don’t think she should be too worried about career prospects. Her skill set would be useful in a whole range of careers. Cult leader, professional pan-handler, setting up pyramid schemes and very dodgy second hand car sales (online only) are just 4 I can quickly think of.

If you’ve found this careers advice useful Jack, please feel free to tip the advisor. Time is money and all that. I’m not a wanker with a tip jar so please give all tips to the Trussell Trust.
 
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Oofadoofa

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Stinkyminky said:
Lest we forget... (and for new readers)
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‘Bestsellers’. Yea, right. That would be in Amazon’s ‘we made up a load of nonsense catagories so that tit, pretend authors can feel good about themselves’ section.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

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She’s not replying to the perfectly sensible questioning tweet because she knows people on her page are smart enough to question it too and so wants to keep it hidden. Even she’s smart enough to avoid something like that kicking off on her page as it’s definitely not the person questioning who will come out the worst.

Who cares, by tonight we’ll have a new Cotswold Co. sideboard thot shot whilst chewing a child’s teething necklace.

Jackie 👋 Here’s where you can get a new CK bra, you have loads of new Patreon’s so can afford to splash out hey 😉 It was in USC, where a grifter on the level of your good self, Mike Ashley, now refuses to let you buy a 5p carrier and the cheapest is £1 with Lonsdale written all over it. I’d rather carry my clothes. But knock yourself out on the CK range hun.

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Missmopps

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TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
This ornamentation
To the nation
With Patreon

Music happens to be the food of love
Sounds to really make you rub and scrub
I say

Pass the Patreon the left hand side (I say)
Pass the Patreon the left hand side
It's a good'un, give me cash, make me jump and prance
It's a good'un, give me the dollars, 'cause I'm scamming every chance (Jack knows!)

It was a cool and lonely breezy afternoon
(How does it feel when you've got no food?)
You could feel it 'cause me Nan's gonna be played by June
(How does it feel when you've got no food?)
So I left my gate and went out for a walk
(How does it feel when you've got no food?)
As I pass the tower blocks I heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food?)

Pass the Dyson on the left hand side (I say)
Pass the Dyson on the left hand side
It's a good'un, give me the cash, make me jump and prance
It's a good'un, give me the cash, 'cause I'm scamming every chance (Jack knows!)

So I stopped to find out what was going on
(How does it feel when I have no food?)
'Cause the spirit of Jack, you know she leads you on
(How does it feel when I have no food?)
There was a howling dread and a session was there in swing
(How does it feel when I have no food?)
You could smell the chilli as I saw and heard them say
(How does it feel when Jack has no food?)

Pass the sideboard on the left hand side (I say)
Pass the sideboard on the left hand side
It's a good'un, give me the dough, make me jump and prance
It's a good'un, give me the dosh, 'cause I'm scamming every chance (Jack knows!)

'Cause I say listen to my story, I say blend it into paste
Give me lots of money watch me photoshop my waist
I say listen to the blueticks, donate to me with haste
Give me lots of money and I'll buy myself a place

Pass the Emin on the left hand side (I say)
Pass the Emin on the left hand side
It's a good'un, give me cash, make me jump and prance
It's a good'un, give me the dosh, see me scamper every chance (Jack knows!)

You hear me on the radio
And so I say, you're gonna hear me on the stereo
And so I know you're gonna play me in the kitchen, oh
And so I say you're gonna hear me wherever you go (bowl!)

Pass the Lumie on the left hand side (I say)
Pass the Cotswolds on the left hand side
I'm a good'un, give me money, make me squeak and prance
I'm a sad'un, give me the love, 'cause I'm scamming every chance (Jack knows!)

On the left hand side (I say)
On the left hand side (I say)
On the left hand side
(We meet) On the left hand side (say man)
On the left hand side

I say east, say west, say north and south (on the left hand side)
Lack of attention's gonna make me really scream and shout (on the left hand side)
I say east, say west, say north and south (on the left hand side)
Lack of attention's gonna make me really howl and shout
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I’ve just hooted up a lung!! Bloody brilliant! X
 
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Lanie

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Yet she needs donations???? She makes absolutely no sense. If she making money off her books she should be laughing all the way to the bank. She needs a clue.
 
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J4n0Z

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Marmalade Atkins said:
Can you focus enough to read 40 books when you're burnt out?
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No you can't. I haven't been able to read a book for months and months. You could look at a page and nothing goes in. It's one of the things miss the most. I definitely couldn't write an essay either - I used to write for a living before I got unwell.
 
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