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Jack Monroe #57 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4, got the designer gear, need cash for more
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Pity party, duck off
Eta, tweet now deleted 
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She should start getting a bit snippy soon.
She should start getting a bit snippy soon.
Loving this (I assume sarcastic) comment 
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I think this might be the worst yet. I feel like I’m bracing myself for it!
Was her appearance here the same time as a full moon?
People have to be bleeping kidding with this? Mortgage holidays & the furlough scheme have both been widely publicised - why do they think JM is above what 9mil of the country have had to do?!
But surely if you’re worrying about money you’d get it handed in. I’m not up on the writing a book logistics but surely the sooner you hand it in, the sooner it gets published and you get a pay check?
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Of course she’s in the SEVERE category but at least she’s not a 10. This isn’t the WORST burnout that anyone has ever experienced ever. Let us be grateful for small mercies.
You’re either an 8 or a 9!!
I posted in July when the David Walliams stuff kicked off.
'July 5th. According to my Old Moore's Almanac (I get it each year because my Granddad did, just because I like to do things that remind me of him), it's a full moon tonight.
The last full moon was June 5th. Which was the BLM meltdown.
One before that, 7th May. Sheds and things. And hair a day or so later.
One before that, 7th April.'
Hormonal disruptions can play havoc with mental health from teenage years onwards.
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I'm working 15 hours a day and sleeping 20 hours as well.
I can't pay my bills but can afford sleeper cabins, renting an apartment and eating at Dishoom.
I feel drained yet reborn too, simultaneously.
Jack's going to have to add whiplash to her list of ailments. Or, she needs a visit from Max von Sydow to exorcise her.
I can't pay my bills but can afford sleeper cabins, renting an apartment and eating at Dishoom.
I feel drained yet reborn too, simultaneously.
Jack's going to have to add whiplash to her list of ailments. Or, she needs a visit from Max von Sydow to exorcise her.
Not only can she feel her pulse, she can track it with her Apple Watch, which will sync with her iPhones and MacBook.
Not sure if an audio recreation is available yet for her to listen to through one of the two pairs of AirPods™️
I suppose if you live your life through Twitter and delete the tweets then those things never happened. Like the recent expensive Scotland jaunt when she was super happy.
So erm...wtf is she doing in bed 22 hours a day? Jack honey...one tweet is seriously taking the piss out of the next at this point
Hate to say anything that might make me seem like I agree with JM, but after I had a nervous breakdown and was laid/doped up recovering, reading was the only thing I could do except sleep.
Still never managed to come close to reading the same amount of books in the same time as I did in tht six months.
So I actually believe her on that one - deffo possible to focus on books, if it’s all you’re capable of doing. Doubtful if you’re doing other things whilst ‘burned out’ though....
Yeah the one I support is in Euros
Yep, even our wedding rings were from Argos and came in at £20 and £35 twenty five years ago. Now, all these years later neither of us even wear our ringsDidn't everyone get their first home stuff from Argos if they were lucky enough to buy as opposed to all second hand? Especially if you were nowhere near an Ikea! The cheapest homeware and a jumble of furniture still made it feel like home, it doesn't matter where it came from.
Yep, we had Denby on our wedding list, but that was pretty much it. Plus some little bits from Argos so that people didn't feel obliged to spend much. My dress was only £60 though, and I made the 3 tier cake, as I didn't want anything too showy.
It did take us to our 40s to actually splash out on decent wooden matching furniture though, even then I struggled to justify the cost.
Still don't live in a fancy detached house though
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