Jack Monroe #57 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4, got the designer gear, need cash for more

[antisocialmedia]

Can't wait to see her latest book which will essentially be an almagamation of every single Guardian article and blog she's ever written.

So basically one big steaming pile of horse tit?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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Is that it, then? The tip jar has been topped up and there are enough new Patrons to please her. So back to normal now and the whole bullshit burnout thing will be forgotten?

 

[instacharlie]

So the past few months have been spent writing her book. Not doing other projects helping people? Not laying in bed for 22 hours a day?
Perhaps she'd have finished it sooner if she hadn't spent so long on Twitter, or buggered of to Edinburgh.
So she must be expecting an advance or something, some form of payment? So not too destitute in the future then?

Is this why all the photos and tweets have been deleted? So no-one can go and drag up the contradictions!

 

[antisocialmedia]

So the past few months have been spent writing her book. Not doing other projects helping people? Not laying in bed for 22 hours a day?
Perhaps she'd have finished it sooner if she hadn't spent so long on Twitter, or buggered of to Edinburgh.
So she must be expecting an advance or something, some form of payment? So not too destitute in the future then?

she has her fingers in so many rinsed steak pies
Bork

 

[Debarkle]

So has she written a memoir and a bloody big cookbook, read 40 books, had a trip to Edinburgh or suffered from exhaustion and spent 22 hours a day in bed?

 

[BilboSaggins]

Just a thought, but if she’s struggling financially now, isn’t it a good idea to do something rood related, NOW. I doubt she could still live off £10 for food a week nowadays.
That would bring her up to date.
And there are LOADS of local fb groups so she can sell her Denby plates & all her other fancy goods.

Er... no, because... work

No, she means she wants work, but she DOESN’T MEAN NOW!

Keep up

Now duck off.

Thankyou

(sorry, can’t resist )

 

[JoyceDivision]

I have a theory I wonder if Hellmans gave her a paycut due to how badly it went. I mean she didn't pull very good numbers did she?? Hopefully they didn't but why is she soo a few weeks after paying job??

I find it funny that there is no mention of Letdown Larder at all on the Hellman’s Instagram account

 

[Silver Linings]

These three appear to have gone walkies

yep, gone. That’s weird.

 

[antisocialmedia]

So has she written a memoir and a bloody big cookbook, read 40 books, had a trip to Edinburgh or suffered from exhaustion and spent 22 hours a day in bed?

I know, I know
*puts hand up*
She’s got the power of bilocation! Jack’s a witch!

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Jack Monroe #58: send me your hard-earned money and I'll watch it grow

 

[Debarkle]

I find it funny that there is no mention of Letdown Larder at all on the Hellman’s Instagram account

She never really mentioned it on her Twitter either which was weird - why wouldn’t you cross promote? Or more likely, part of her grift.

 

[instacharlie]

There's a big difference between kicking someone when they're down and questioning the inconsistencies!
You cannot say you are struggling financially whilst shaking your tip jar, then in the next breath admit that you know you've got money coming in at some point. What a slap in the face to anyone who fell for it and donated in the last day.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Nothing vulnerable about that brass necked, grabby handed con artist

 

[antisocialmedia]

There's a big difference between kicking someone when they're down and questioning the inconsistencies!
You cannot say you are struggling financially whilst shaking your tip jar, then in the next breath admit that you know you've got money coming in at some point. What a slap in the face to anyone who fell for it and donated in the last day.

It’s like a virtual version of sleight of hand.. motherfucking hustler

 

[IndigoStar]

Nothing vulnerable about that brass necked, grabby handed con artist

I dunno, her hair gives me the fear and looks pretty vulnerable lately

 

[Emmapism]

I'm so poor how am I going to pay my bills?

New book coming soon guys!

People know you get advances on books right? Unless you spaffed that up the wall too?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Captainmouse]

From Nigella’s perspective, it’s probably easier to pay the occasional lip service to the batshit usurper and pretend to be interested, rather than leave yourself open to unfounded criticism and pile-ons à la Jamie Oliver.

Maybe she’s working on the keep your friends close and your enemies closer premise, to avoid a JO/DW pile on?

 

[Raker]

Subtly implying she wasn’t taking her medication for DKL and Hellmanns, excuses, excuses.

But didn’t she say here that she was “off her tits” during the Hellmann’s shizzke?

 

[Silver Linings]