Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

[Seaford Haggington]

It’s nearly ready, look! There’s a two year old TWEET on there and everything. https://www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk/

I love how there’s a link to her Books What I Wrote on Bookshop too - act now to save 35p and you too could buy a small Stetson.

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She's working on it so much in the past two years that she didn't have time to correct the "Vimes Boots Intdex" typo in the name of the site.
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Spoiler: Psssst! Jack!

Yours for £499, i.e. the change you didn’t spend on the small Stetson
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Spoiler: See also:

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The fun/preemptive strike starts here for anyone who wants to go back and celebrate

Jack Monroe #492 What a laconic and extraneous horn-clod she is

Just seeing that bit in the blurb is giving me the sweats. The thought of Jack honking out the opening "WEEEEEEEeeeeeEeeeEEEEeEeeEEeEeEeeeEEEELLLlllLllLlLLL" in Shout is making me cringe so hard my hole is now in my throat.

tattle.life

bleeping charlatan

Happy Guest Day to all who celebrate!

Erm, is this your guest?

She's not my guest. No idea who she is. Smile for the camera and hopefully she'll go away.

 

[Jemadah]

That lopsided, weirdly wide hooter though. Wouldn't look out of place on a rugby player. Christ...

 

[Onestorytoomany]

There is absolutely nothing stopping her from getting more qualifications except her ego. I have gone back to studying after 11 years to further my prospects and its a complete 180 from what my actual degree was in, after i complete this i am already thinking of doing more... also i didnt have any rich mummy or daddy or grandads to help me. I did what most normal people do, i took out a student loan and worked my weekends to put me through.

 

[RandomFishOils]

Jack: “Out for dinner with friends old and new.”
Translation: “Free dinner and a show with some people I was on a table with at the Diversity Awards, some actual famouses who have no idea who I am or why I am there, and Linda Riley.”

 

[houseofhoop]

There is absolutely nothing stopping her from getting more qualifications except her ego. I have gone back to studying after 11 years to further my prospects and its a complete 180 from what my actual degree was in, after i complete this i am already thinking of doing more... also i didnt have any rich mummy or daddy or grandads to help me. I did what most normal people do, i took out a student loan and worked my weekends to put me through.

agree. I didn’t get any qualifications on leaving education (scraped through GCSEs and begged my parents to let me go to college) due to being in a cult and women not being allowed to work, they didn’t seem to encourage learning in women. Anyway I went back to learning in my adult years and am currently studying for a foundation degree. It is what you make it and imagine if she had used that stolen cash to re-educate herself, I might, I said might have an ounce of respect for her. But no, she’s a victim.
She’s such a twit to be hanging on to her GCSE grades!!!

 

[Carefree]

Jack: “Out for dinner with friends old and new.”
Translation: “Free dinner and a show with some people I was on a table with at the Diversity Awards, some actual famouses who have no idea who I am or why I am there, and Linda Riley.”

I read that too quickly and wondered what Lisa Riley would be doing with guest

 

[RandomFishOils]

I read that too quickly and wondered what Lisa Riley would be doing with guest

Same as everyone else, I imagine.

 

[rage naan]

They're probably just hoping they'll finally get back the dinner money she used to beg them for.

excuse you, she DONATED it just like she SAID SHE WOULD

 

[SendReceive]

It’s nearly ready, look! There’s a two year old TWEET on there and everything. https://www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk/

I love how there’s a link to her Books What I Wrote on Bookshop too - act now to save 35p and you too could buy a small Stetson.

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NO ACTIVITY MATCHED YOUR SEARCH

 

[Grifty Mc]

I’ve not been here for a bit and am way behind so perhaps this will have been addressed during my grunk but would she ever get that dog groomed ffs.

 

[pumbilical cord]

I’ve not been here for a bit and am way behind so perhaps this will have been addressed during my grunk but would she ever get that dog groomed ffs.

No. Between her and Content's actual owner that poor dog isn't getting the care it requires.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Remember when Jack was scared to be at Glasto because of all the scantily clad muddy young things?

Nooo save me from the middle-aged revellers!

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Remember when Jack was scared to be at Glasto because of all the scantily clad muddy young things?

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Nooo save me from the middle-aged revellers!

As if bleeping Tristan and Jemima are voting Labour.

 

[YerDa]

As guest would no doubt say: “necesitamos un adulto”

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

That woman who "tried to kidnap" guest all those years ago, but was thwarted at the very last moment . . . I wonder how many times she has congratulated herself on a lucky escape.

Edit: Quite a few I imagine

 

[drusy]

I get the strong impression Big D was absolutely livid with her results and that’s why she’s so obsessed with them. Her whole life seems to be oriented around the contradicting goals of impressing him while also trying to prove a point by “taking her own path”.

Maybe Mama E was displeased too, maybe she was supportive who knows - Jack doesn’t seem to have anywhere near the desperation to be approved of/prove wrong/get attention from her as she does her father.

BIB - I think so, too.

On one hand, Jack is a bone idle, lazy bastard and I can see why Big D could have been fewmin at what he (understandably) might have assumed
was lack of effort on Jack's part.

On the other hand, Jack may well have some learning issue. She said that she learned to read at a very young age, but that doesn't mean that she could fully comprehend what she was reading.

Possibly Big D thought Jack was more intelligent than she actually is and the school didn't pick on the fact she might be struggling in some classes. Feeling a bit sorry for young Jack now.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

LOL! She's mass-deleted all her tweets about the footy, Agatha Christie etc and we're back to the most recent ones being from 2023. She's paranoid as hell! Seemingly thinks that if she deletes them quickly people can't check anything she said

 

[Valiofthedolls]

On the other hand, Jack may well have some learning issue. She said that she learned to read at a very young age, but that doesn't mean that she could fully comprehend what she was reading.

Possibly Big D thought Jack was more intelligent than she actually is and the school didn't pick on the fact she might be struggling in some classes. Feeling a bit sorry for young Jack now.

Don’t. She’s full of tit. From all her idiotic boasting it’s abundantly clear that she was probably feted and fussed over as being the cleverest at primary school, then went to a school with other cleverest girls at their primary schools and just couldn’t handle that she wasn’t the cleverest girl anymore.

So she’s been making up silly bleeping stories ever since about being a child genius and how and why she was deprived of her academic potential, while still tragically fixated on her GCSE results two decades after sitting them, and since her very earliest days IN THE PUBLIC EYE back in 2012 and in the decade+ since, pretending to actually have/be studying for multiple degrees.

The thing all her stories in the decades since about how she didn’t live up to her academic potential (and thus in her own multiple times in the telling peaked at 11 years old) have in common is that it’s always, always someone else’s fault.

ETA: and would lay a substantial amount of £££ on the first time Dave, Ev and “everyone” who when she was 11 thought she’d go on to get 15 A* GCSEs and be a Dr discovered that they’d “thought” that back in the day was when they read it in the Shattenstone piece. In 2023. When she was 34.

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[DinosaurSenior]

I've just got changed to go out and do a bit of gardening... I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror in my woolly hat with my hair tucked inside and my reading glasses on and thought...omg I'm Burglar Bill Jack!

 

[KebabGirl]

Found where she's working. The all you can eat buffet.

Spoiler: Evidence