Thread title nomination!What have Jack Monroe and a bungalow got in common?
They’ve only got one story and there’s nothing upstairs.
'Susan wishes he would just leave'. Me too, Susan. Me too.
What’s guest got in common with the bungamansion?What have Jack Monroe and a bungalow got in common?
They’ve only got one story and there’s nothing upstairs.
She'll still be cleaning the fucking kettle.With narcs this "Oh isn't the football fun, look how normal I am, let's talk about nice normal things!" sometimes works in real life with people, because you're just grateful they're not being unhinged.
On Twitter is a whole different kettle of fish.
Surprised she hasn't cooked fish in a kettle tbh.
But isn't that always the case with her? Years behind the curve.There was a whole rush of Agatha Christie stuff two years ago when Worsley published her book, did a TV programme and endless tie-ins across various platforms. So guest is not exactly keeping up with the zeitgeist on this.
Someone had tweeted the cream thing at her before she immediately passed it on as her own insight.
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Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09
Frances Quinn, a lovely author >10k followers so unsquigged, who is hugely supportive of other authors’ work answered a question about pricing on the hellsite recently.View attachment 2877294
Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09
Oh fucking hell, that’s the next Currys deal isn’t it?With narcs this "Oh isn't the football fun, look how normal I am, let's talk about nice normal things!" sometimes works in real life with people, because you're just grateful they're not being unhinged.
On Twitter is a whole different kettle of fish.
Surprised she hasn't cooked fish in a kettle tbh.
Ooh, that would account for the ‘P’ in her username on MN. I knew she was referencing her new Old Harold.My theory:
Jack searched and searched for the sword of 'Domacles' but it was nowhere to be found. During her search, she accidentally fished Poseidon's trident out of a puddle. She also fished Poseidon out of a puddle and he is her new OH.
This hirsute gentleman is Poseidon (according to Playmobil).
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''My fishos bring all the girls to the yard.''
Who needs a freezer when you can store the fish in your coral?
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The Monroe bungalow now reeks of fishpaste.
This made me howl with laughterI really want a pint of cream now.
Grifty has been such a runaway success that Amazon sells a bundle with it and three incredibly generic cookbooks that look like they’ve come from the dustiest bottom shelf in a branch of The Works.View attachment 2877294
Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09
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