Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

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I agree LJC should not be plastering a child's face on her socials. She also knows duck all about plants if she thinks snowdrops bloom at the same time as bluebells.
 
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You’re way too kind. ❤ What she really hasn’t got over is Louisa breaking up with her, especially as her every utterance when they were together made clear that she thought Louisa was punching far above her weight, was a massive nuisance and hapless idiot. She made zero effort whatsoever to hide her contempt while they were together, and seems still can’t quite compute how LJC would have the audacity to LEFT the hot commodity that is I, narc Jack Monroe.

Just like she’s never got over Leggy, again for having the sheer audacity to dump her, but clearly that’s the lifestyle/image she misses and has been attempting to ape ever since. To add SPITE-copying LJC who she relentlessly denigrated and gave the impression she though was a complete idiot to that is just utterly pathetic.

As has been wisely stated here, she’s a skinwalker. (And LJC can get to duck posting young kids’ pics all over her wide open socials too. She should know better.)

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I know you're right ❤ and I know Louisa was probably not exactly blameless in either she knew about the grift & enabled it by saying nothing or was too daft to realise, which is not what you want from c4's head of news. agree also that pics of children on socials are not okay
 
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I'm not reading too much into the Laurie Lou. We have a Mossy Moo....his middle name is not Moo. His first name's not Mossy either tbf, but I think most people have silly sing-song name's for their pets. If she'd have said Laurie Loo we'd have gone down the squatty potty, shitting slop route 🤷‍♀️
 
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I'm so jealous of everyone's cool accents. I don't quite sound like Rebel Wilson (I've managed to keep my posh Adelaide accent) but some days I cringe when I hear myself.
At least I'm consistent, unlike the Jackelope who changes depending on the weather.
I think you’d like Korean Billy. On topic, has she moved then, or what?
 
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I'm not reading too much into the Laurie Lou. We have a Mossy Moo....his middle name is not Moo. His first name's not Mossy either tbf, but I think most people have silly sing-song name's for their pets. If she'd have said Laurie Loo we'd have gone down the squatty potty, shitting slop route 🤷‍♀️
But I’m guessing your ex fiancé isn’t called Moo

It’s deliberate with her. She’s a psycho narc and you’re not I suspect. 😂
 
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It's gotta sting for narcy-narc guest to know that if she'd treated Louisa well they might still be together, married, she'd have access to Louisa's money and connections
While I’m happy for LJC getting away from all that, I’ll forever be sad we weren’t treated to a Jack wedding. I’m sure we would have got multiple costume changes, a tit wonky self-baked cake, and probably Jack martyring herself and deciding to do all the catering, meaning the menu would all be cold slop.

We could have had hats and everything. :cry:
 
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While I’m happy for LJC getting away from all that, I’ll forever be sad we weren’t treated to a Jack wedding. I’m sure we would have got multiple costume changes, a tit wonky self-baked cake, and probably Jack martyring herself and deciding to do all the catering, meaning the menu would all be cold slop.

We could have had hats and everything. :cry:
And SINGING! I expect she would have sung and danced the first dance all at the same time. While also giving a speech about how brilliant she is and how she’s transformed their new spouse’s life.
 
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It'd blow her tiny mind to know that there are straight women who go to all kinds of sports events and don't share it on twatter as though it's some marvel. Stupid bint.
It seems to me she has lived a very sheltered life... apart from having a child out of wed lock in a very vanilla way, she hasnt really done very much! When you look at her life history, there is not much there. Her life story actually sounds really rather boring!
 
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While I’m happy for LJC getting away from all that, I’ll forever be sad we weren’t treated to a Jack wedding. I’m sure we would have got multiple costume changes, a tit wonky self-baked cake, and probably Jack martyring herself and deciding to do all the catering, meaning the menu would all be cold slop.

We could have had hats and everything. :cry:
multiple costume changes
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a tit wonky self-baked cake
with four delicious tiers
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Jack martyring herself and deciding to do all the catering, meaning the menu would all be cold slop.
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and for the vegetarians
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And to drink
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The pastry kills me. Absolutely kills me.
and the Fentimans bottles filled up with duck knows what. So funny.
 
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It seems to me she has lived a very sheltered life... apart from having a child out of wed lock in a very vanilla way, she hasnt really done very much! When you look at her life history, there is not much there. Her life story actually sounds really rather boring!
But she's the most put upon person in the world, all whilst being the poorest church mouse with delusions of grandeur and absolutely no shame about her grifting, oversharing or constant victimhood.

She's exhausting.
 
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Dear god almighty and all his cherubim and seraphim. What in the babyshit is this monstrosity? And how MASSIVE is it?!
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She’s a charlatan who cannot cook for tit, but genuinely, she reserves a special sort of venom for eggs. Why does she hate eggs so much?

Did she get LEFT by an egg?
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Paging Dr Pimplepopper: Cyst alert! 🚨
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If we had a Jack wedding she’d bang on about how it cost her 37p because she fished the vicar out of a skip.
EXCYUUUUUUSE you! guest’s wedding
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If she could find someone who actually went through with marrying her instead of all those OHs and fiancées suddenly coming to their senses and then immediately bleeping off.

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