Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

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Hey, guest, since you're reading here - take your now-defunct website out of your bio like you did with Adrian's email address
 
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She doesn't deserve to have a dog. I sincerely hope Laurie is SB's and lives mostly at his dad's with him.
 
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Is that the shitty bungalow's back garden? Colour me surprised she hasn't moved after the months and months spent banging on incessantly about selling all her stuff and downsizing
 
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Thanks Hotes-mate. This is all fascinating.

I'm a softy southerner but I have a deep longing to be either a scouser or a geordie. Such rich cultures, both.
I might have said this before on a thread but the funniest twitter beef I ever saw was between a cockney and a scouser when the scouser hit back with 'at least we didn't start the plague, that was you dirty bastards lobbbing your turds out windows.'
 
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I knew the comments would be pithy and savage

Just saw this in my Xitter timeline and RAN here for the comments
Why today tho? Patreon due soon?
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Honestly she has nothing to say but NEEDS the oxygen of being on social media
I mean an aphorism like hashtag be yourself isn’t new or profound
She’s not planning a foray into the wellness / motivational space is she?!
 
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My heart dog's middle name is Louisa, as it's a family name. Fucking Jack
 
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Huge admiration for the canal immediately starting to research the seasonal appearance of bluebells in the Southend microclimate.
 
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Relaunching on a wave of “Our Mr Shnookums says woof” responses, is it?
Where’s your price index you fucking chancer?
 
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Can confirm many bluebells are blooming here in Sussex.
Get that dog to a groomer and shut your fucking Patreon, you oxygen-thieving scammer.
 
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