Her wobbly little lip. What’s she even good at? She can’t even argue a point she apparently believes in
Jack Monroe #567 Wibble wibble, little mouse, thief who tried to grift a house
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Why’s is such a point of honor with her to look as scruffy and grubby as possible when she goes on TV?
Is it because she’s trying to look “poor” a Boring Old Coke Hag who can’t manage her basic hygiene?
I’d not seen that clip before - has someone captured it for the Wiki?
Typical Monroe - yeah but I WAS ASsAuLted TOO! Usual me-rail with lip gloss.
Typical Monroe - yeah but I WAS ASsAuLted TOO! Usual me-rail with lip gloss.
Povvos can't afford basics, sanitary or otherwise. Being dolled up would ruin that. Plus she's a rotten scrote.
So if that is her on book face it’s an old photo isn’t it?
I don’t think she did believe in it. It was a bandwagon she jumped on, lost interest in, jumped right off. I imagine it wasn’t a source of money or attention for her.
For any newbies or lurkers, these are actually all pictures of the same woman.
Also, this is not, repeat NOT Cherie Blair. Cherie Blair did NOT steal Treeeeeesa’s shoes.
Needless to say, these are also not Cherie Blair. It is, however, per @MooBelle the same woman.
Hi queens! It’s been a while. Hope everyone’s doing ok.
I see she’s still as insufferable as ever.
I see she’s still as insufferable as ever.
I knew it!Speaking of, here she is summoning demons
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I can’t help laughing at guest getting indignant about this when she herself made the “frivolous lifestyle choice” to be trans for, what was it, about three weeks?
The comments on guest’s *ahem* performance against the magnificent Dr Long are not complimentary and are entirely justified. Not surprising, with bangers like these, where she gets annoyed at something she “imagined” Dr Long said and in fact never did:
Superb debating skills. As someone in the comments said:
The comments on guest’s *ahem* performance against the magnificent Dr Long are not complimentary and are entirely justified. Not surprising, with bangers like these, where she gets annoyed at something she “imagined” Dr Long said and in fact never did:
Superb debating skills. As someone in the comments said:
Yeah, you ever been through TSA looking like a guy whilst holding a passport which clearly states Female? They will take you away for hours of questions.
I can't believe she got away with this tit for 10 minutes, never mind 10 years.
Did that secondhand “dead people cant riot - Jack Monroe” by JACK MONROE T-shirt sell?
Jesus Christ, the state of her never fails to make me unfathomably angry. Does she own mirrors? I feel sorry for her honestly, she clearly had no female role models growing up who taught her how to dress. Does Big Ev look a total state? I’ve only seen a few scant pics of her and can’t remember.
Yet, even when she entered the real world and got girlfriends and access to the internet, her own independent income and was involved in the media scene, no sense of style or taste ever rubbed off on her. *Sigh* I guess I know why; it’s because she’s such a massive bleeping big head that she thinks her unique and quirky outfits look edgy and that she’s so damn good-looking she can pull off whatever she wears. Well, Jack, you can’t. You perennially look a state and no wonder you don’t seem to have any friends or associates other than paid ones. Nobody in their right mind would want to be seen in public with you.
And please don’t recycle old pics for your new social media accounts. If you still can’t dress yourself properly, I suggest you dispose of every item of clothing you own, get a stylist and start with a small wardrobe of clothes containing some key pieces that actually suit you. Get some new pics and start afresh. I can’t believe I’m offering her advice but I don’t think I can cope with her social media renaissance if it involves the old classic lewks. I’m so over looking at her face atop the results of a lifetime of hoarding uncoordinated, unflattering, grubby, ill-fitting, never-was-fashionable, over-priced items of clothing.
TL DR duck off Jack and take your terrible bleeping wardrobe with you.
Has she moved house yet? 
Unfathomably, it's still up for sale.
Go on Hotes, you know you want to. A cheeky lil Easter treat for yourself...
Particularly enjoyed her shock when both Julia Long & Matt Frei tittered at “bang out of order”
The comments on the YouTube version aren’t much better
How dare they! These people CLEARLY don’t know about the £5 book token she won for a poem she wrote at age 11. 
The grift has entered the chat
As has Sue Lee or Daubney(not)mate going by that bottom one. 
The grift has entered the chat
Celebrity via victimhood
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How dare they! These people CLEARLY don’t know about the £5 book token she won for a poem she wrote at age 11.
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