Jack Monroe #560 Publication cancelled
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
lol have just spend WAAAAAY too long trying to find this! £499 wine console in the “photography nook” or whatever the flying duck she was calling it at the time. Handles replaced by shoelaces or ribbon or some tit
View attachment 2670144Also seen here opposite the bleeping MASSIVE American fridge freezer that’s too big to fit in the kitchen, and the Leggy-stalking magnetic spice pot collection. View attachment 2670155Jack moves furniture around a lot but (pure conjecture) wouldn’t put it past her to have multiple of these. Note also the bleeping massive Cotswold sideboard through that doorway/in the room at the back.
That house is MASSIVE and she has stuffed it to the rafters, literally.She even has £100s-worth Cotswold stuff she keeps in the porch and the pooperFFSView attachment 2670183View attachment 2670165and two more “shoe benches” from a different Cotswold range
View attachment 2670180
She bought a £500 piece of furniture to store wallpaper remnants?
It really does, doesn't it?
In addition to the above mentioned downstairs has another 2 hallways, the massive kitchen and the front living room. The latter has a lovely fireplace.
Upstairs has 3 big bedrooms and a landing big enough for Jack to turn onto a library, all documented on her social media.
The bathroom, as we can see, is huge as is the main bedroom which takes up half of the footprint of the house. The smaller bedrooms are also a lovely size.
Then we have to outside space. The garage is huge. What Jack refers to as 'the shed' is actually a separate and enormous brick built space which a more accurate description of would be 'workshop'. This is the outbuilding she cut the side off of for the tragic This Morning Lingreenie debacle.
All of this information has been taken from her own social media posts.
It's horrible dear Ragey Naany innit. I had to take out quite a big loan a couple of years ago to get my leaking roof fixed, meaning I have to work a couple of more years before I retire. My house is old and tired, the kitchen bathroom and all the floors need updated. Keeping it watertight and dry is more important for the integrity of the building though, as I can sell it as a doer upper when the time comes. It is what it is, and now mine as mortgage paid off. Jealous much, Jack?I wonder how jack's no buy year went (2020)
"Please buy my books so I can have a house" guest I thort you earned 7p a book.
View attachment 2669520
From anyone else this would be cute, but she ruined it by saying it was actually to buy her a house
View attachment 2669535
guest's house obsession. Idk. Sometimes I would like her to be a home owner so she realises that its still precarious, mortgage interest rates can change fast and you have to pay on time just like rent, plus everything else is your responsibility. You don't have the landlady to organise tree surgeons or whatever.
Can you tell I'm frazzled and panicking about a leak in the house that I ownthat I'm gonna have to get fixed all by myself. That bill is gonna be mine all mine all mine.
Having ditched £900 worth of the last things she bought to store wallpaper remnants in
It's really upset me this evening. I know all of it, have read the wiki and the social media and even found her bloody house on Rightmove a while back out of curiosity. For some reason, tonight, my intellectual ability to coolly take in all the evidence of Jack's brazen criminality has been overtaken by a white hot fury that she's gotten away it for so bloody long.
Sadly I think if anyone actually bought any books from her they'll still be waiting for them, muttering to themselves that she does so much good and they shouldn't bother her over a trivial thing like a book that got lost in the post when she's so busy battling the trolls and only barely hanging on to her ouchy mental health
How utterly dreadful for them
And she's spent years COMPLAINING about that lovely house and saying it's barely liveable, and going on about being penniless and hopeless while actually being very comfortable financially (spending addictions aside, if any) and any time anyone questioned her in the most polite and mild of ways she said they hated poor people owning nice things and set the flying monkeys on them
I've always said it's fine if she's no longer poor and the media work got her back into the middle classes, the issue is the constant lying about that and profitting from those lies. How many of those Patreon supporters think that if they cancel their direct debit they'll send her to the workhouse all over again?
Pretty clever as a F U to Jackie though, to have got there before Sue was even a famousHow utterly dreadful for them
Vlad's found a new category of Stuff for guest to throw money at 
I’m surprised the wine rack didn’t trigger an alcoholic relapse, seeing as she can’t be around mince pies.
Was browsing Airbnb the other night and this place was recommended to me. Do you reckon it’s an executive apartment?
And do they stock the fridge full of Yakults, fresh limes and fancy kombucha?
Screenshot from @rage naan on page 4.
Why is her T shirt hanging like that? What has she done to the hem and why is everything pulling to one side?
This is so bleeping annoying. Lol.
Why is her T shirt hanging like that? What has she done to the hem and why is everything pulling to one side?
This is so bleeping annoying. Lol.
"Radical acts of self-care" you've got a camping stove in an enclosed space and if you don't gas yourself you might burn the shed down
She's well ahead of him
Many, many interiors pics of the big 3 bed detatched house and its massive garden. All posted by Jack. Not in any way comprehensive. Not in any way all the items in those places. All posted between mid Feb 2019 and when she was CAUGHT on the Telly with a big new orange SMEG fridge right after guest night
More fridges!
Kitchen overflow type-stuff
even more fridges!
Shed etc.
Thankspaceyou for all you do, Bramblymouse!
Get in the bleeping bin, you grifting cosplaying thieving lying morally repugnant bleep.
None of these are my own ss so to all the fraus who captured. And to Jack for ensuring it’s splashed all over THE NEWSPAPERS
Shed etc.
to all the fraus who captured. And to Jack for ensuring it’s splashed all over THE NEWSPAPERS
Last edited:
She's totally trashed that house and garden.
She's a magnet for junk and tatMany, many interiors pics of the big 3 bed detatched house and its massive garden. All posted by Jack. Not in any way comprehensive. Not in any way all the items in those places. All posted between mid Feb 2019 and when she was CAUGHT on the Telly with a big new orange SMEG fridge right after guest night
View attachment 2670586View attachment 2670588View attachment 2670633View attachment 2670632View attachment 2670638View attachment 2670635View attachment 2670716View attachment 2670736View attachment 2670715More fridges! View attachment 2670749Kitchen overflow type-stuffView attachment 2670760View attachment 2670761View attachment 2670762 even more fridges!
View attachment 2670766
Shed etc.View attachment 2670659View attachment 2670719View attachment 2670660View attachment 2670661
View attachment 2670640View attachment 2670642View attachment 2670663View attachment 2670643View attachment 2670693View attachment 2670645View attachment 2670698View attachment 2670700
View attachment 2670671View attachment 2670672Thankspaceyou for all you do, Bramblymouse! View attachment 2670681View attachment 2670677Get in the bleeping bin, you grifting cosplaying thieving lying morally repugnant bleep. View attachment 2670678
I feel claustrophobic looking at those pics 
Here's the year aunty pat decided to do a "modern take on the Christmas tree" and did her hair bouffant for the occasion
- Status