Fat Jack?
Fat Jack?In all honesty and the awareness that I am being very bitchy (although in mitigation, part of her income is derived purely on the basis of being morbidly obese) we endured a Fat Jack for 18 months.
totally agree. She does a lot by very clever implications rather than stating things outright. This allows her followers to assume the worst / most tragic implication but also gives her plausible deniability against being called out. I think your analysis is correct.So, I’ve read it. The most self-obsessed thing I’ve ever read, and dangerously boring. Noticed lots of florid language and middle-class-friendly references.
Few points of note: the original blog said she wore grotty Oxfam clothes to the publisher’s posh offices in The Strand, and was overwhelmed and intimidated by pictures of That Man being everywhere. Now she says she had to save up enough money to buy something suitable to wear there, and there is zero mention of That Man.
I have an interest in statement analysis, aka forensic linguistics, and noticed that she was unable to “commit” to her tale of overdosing or planning to overdose on pills. Notice that she heavily implied it, but she wasn't able to outright state it using appropriate first person pronouns. She dances around it but can’t actually say it, because outright lying stresses the brain (even Jack’s!). Instead liars will lie by omission, by implication, by weasel wording, or by excessive language (which functions as a distraction for the reader, and weakens commitment to the statement from the writer.)
Finally I agree with what a previous poster said: even if true, the whole thing would still be utterly irrelevant. What you (chose to) experience 7-8 years ago has no bearing on poverty today. The country has changed. And you’re no longer in poverty. There are many other people this has happened to. She should have mentioned more relevant examples of why it’s not always worth the time to buy fresh food. And god forbid, included anyone else’s experiences.
Mate (sorry) I wouldn’t mind living there, her landing is well nicer than ours, her carpet looks lovely & plush too.The thing about the bungalow is that any glimpses that you get of the interior and garden, it looks fine. So many people stuck in a flat throughout lockdown would have loved to have lived there. It's also not very nice if the landlord found out how she refers to their property.
Yup. Part of the lodger's income (if not all of it now) was derived from being morbidly obese (it's a category on Only Fans and other such sites, apparently) - but the behaviour and reactions to things was pretty much the same script that JM uses.Fat Jack?
If it were real.Is it a doctor thing?
Yes absolutely
Hi Louisa hahaShe annoys me intensely, I unfollowed her on Twitter and she did a 'you seem to have accidentally unfollowed me' dm. What a tool!
That's hilarious! My husband is now having doubtsHi Louisa haha
The garden looked really nice. Her bedroom has a super king sized bed. The kitchen looks fine. It is so insulting to other people who are living in cramped accommodation up a flight of stairs in an area which is not very desirable. So many families would love to live in that bungalow. JM is a self obsessed spoilt brat.Mate (sorry) I wouldn’t mind living there, her landing is well nicer than ours, her carpet looks lovely & plush too.
I have got a feeling that Jack doesn't come under A Rees Mogg's radar. JM is just not important enough - except in her own mind. It would be like swatting a fly away. (and, believe me, I am no fan of the Rees Mogg family).I reckon now’s about the right time for that Rees-Mogg woman to clap back
i reckon we're going to get the dreaded ~video essay~ shortly.I reckon now’s about the right time for that Rees-Mogg woman to clap back
You win the internet today. Absolute belter
That is brilliant
a *shitty* bunglaow of lies!
I love Dead Ringers. Especially Bad Boris and DIIIIIIIIIIANNNNNE ABBBOTTTTTT!When I think of Rees Mogg ( which is tbh, almost never), I always think of John Culshaw's impressions on Dead Ringers. It's on Radio 4. I have it on in every room along with some classical stations*
*I don't. I was being Jack
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