Sleeves rolled down?
I feel a bit sad for Jack, wondering the street of Southend alone like Marley's guest.
Where were all her very good friends?
Jack Monroe #558 I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! Look at my duvet!
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I feel a bit sad for Jack, wondering the street of Southend alone like Marley's guest.
Where were all her very good friends?
This was the one thing she wrote that actually resonated with me, despite her over dramatising and flowery language. Although, I'm sure that's a republish as I remember reading that when I still lived in Britian.
I still don't think she's gone for good, she will probably continue to pop up on stuff like Times Radio and at events like Edinburgh or Greenbelt. They're happy to have her and keep paying her so why wouldn't they? And if she is contracted for another book it seems like she'll do it just for the money (not difficult - look at the level of care that went into Grifty Kitchen)
I don't, she abandoned more than one vulnerable animal to die alone. Perhaps her friends were aware of that and ditched her for it amongst other reasons no doubt. Except PR Vix of course, she actively encouraged it.
Don’t know why but this has me
Call Funny etc etc…
Anyway. My youngest is due home from his Christmas break with his Dad in a minute and I can’t wait to see him open his presents. Saved up for a big one this year which is something he’s wanted for months so he will be absolutely buzzing.
I hope SB had a good Christmas (preferably far away from his bleep mother and her dreadful Dad) and got some actually good presents that he genuinely wanted.
As for Jack, I hope the last week has been a lonely, pathetic affair with no one to scoop her up gently and sort her out. Sounds harsh AF but I don’t care. After what she’s done to her kid, animals and people in poverty it’s all she deserves and I also hope the slops of Christmas past came in the night to haunt her. Maybe that will force her to properly reflect and take responsibility for her terrible actions over the last decade. Doubt it but you never know.
We keep telling you, Jack. You’re going to have to delete everything to get rid of all evidence of the grift and the lies. You lie about EVERYTHING you effing moron
Like the time in 2018 you “decided to see” if you could make pop tarts
Spoiler alert from 2013!!! Yes you could!
Or the time you pretended to “trick” LJC into making this bread that “turned out beautifully”
That you’d already fed to a family of four people for £9 a week back in 2015
Home made Pop T*rts, 10p [VG/V/DF]
As a child I loved Pop-Tarts™, those saccharine toaster pastries thick with white icing and multicoloured sprinkles that, when eaten greedily from the toaster, would scald your tongue with red-hot …
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HOME MADE POP TARTS
I MADE POP TARTS! Makes 6-8, mine are bigger and thicker than the originals, but still reckon on two per person ;-). Obviously these aren’t an everyday breakfast, but they’re a ‘w…
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Soda Bread, 7p [VG/V/DF]
This is an ideal bread recipe for newcomers, no fancy equipment needed and the bare bones of a recipe. I tricked Mrs J into making this last week; she who famously doesn’t cook but hovers hel…
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Feed a family of 4 for less than £9/week: Breads & Breakfasts
My favourite breakfasts are the grab and go variety, although I’m partial to a weekend pancake, which can be made easily from the simple ingredients already on your shopping list. I like to smuggle…
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She is going to need several vats of toilet duck because she is overflowing with tit.We keep telling you, Jack. You’re going to have to delete everything to get rid of all evidence of the grift and the lies. You lie about EVERYTHING you effing moron
Like the time in 2018 you “decided to see” if you could make pop tarts
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Spoiler alert from 2013!!! Yes you could!
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Or the time you pretended to “trick” LJC into making this bread that “turned out beautifully”
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That you’d already fed to a family of four people for £9 a week back in 2015
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Home made Pop T*rts, 10p [VG/V/DF]
As a child I loved Pop-Tarts™, those saccharine toaster pastries thick with white icing and multicoloured sprinkles that, when eaten greedily from the toaster, would scald your tongue with red-hot …HOME MADE POP TARTS
I MADE POP TARTS! Makes 6-8, mine are bigger and thicker than the originals, but still reckon on two per person ;-). Obviously these aren’t an everyday breakfast, but they’re a ‘w…Soda Bread, 7p [VG/V/DF]
This is an ideal bread recipe for newcomers, no fancy equipment needed and the bare bones of a recipe. I tricked Mrs J into making this last week; she who famously doesn’t cook but hovers hel…And literally NO-ONE believes you’d ever in a million years go down on anyone, you bone idle narc, so you just embarrass yourself as an almost-30 year old adult posting shite like this in the style of a particularly immature 13 year old who wasn’t actually allowed pop tarts as a child and who’s only just heard about oral sex. Mortifying, Jack. Just mortifying.Feed a family of 4 for less than £9/week: Breads & Breakfasts
My favourite breakfasts are the grab and go variety, although I’m partial to a weekend pancake, which can be made easily from the simple ingredients already on your shopping list. I like to smuggle…
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She’s been peddling that disgusting “can’t even open my own front door” lie for years
Needless to say, she’s LYING and had no problem whatsoever opening her own front door at the height of THE POVERTY
OR at any time since, other than when she was loafing in bed so too lazy to get up.
And mere months after this one…
bleeping despicable disgusting fantasist grifting bleeping LIAR.
Title suggestion: "Jack Monroe #559 Needs several vats of Toilet Duck because she's overflowing with crap" (need to censor for the thread title lol)
And here's those recipes in case she deletes them: "Pop T*rts" / HOMEMADE POP TARTS, LJC soda bread / Pre-LJC soda bread
You'd think that if she was THAT terrified of the old bailiffs knocking on the door, now that she's got loads of dosh, she would... Y'know... Try really hard to stop getting CCJs etc.
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FTFY dear heart
If she can’t open her front door how does she get out of her house? Does she slither through a sash window?
she hasn't deleted her posts on tumblr. yet.
ETA: every recipe link on Tumblr takes you to her website (i'd never been on Tumblr before).
This is as terrifying as it is funny, particularly as she's deleting everything off the blog.
ETA: every recipe link on Tumblr takes you to her website (i'd never been on Tumblr before).
This is as terrifying as it is funny, particularly as she's deleting everything off the blog.
They're still all there for me.
That's interesting ... hmm ... thanks for checking! (Deleting wouldn't do her any good anyway cuz we've saved them all
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Hmmm what happens when her j1g supplier arrives or another Cotswold delivery turns up? Literally she leaps to the front door
I’m surprised she isn’t terrified to walk down the high street. She was too scared to go out at night because of trolls or something.
She’s still got a load of old shite on Facebook too, including decanted botulism oil (and vinegar dregs)
And this hideousness for vegans, heavy on the decanted green stuffing mix
W
I wouldn’t know, do you want me to stop breathing?! ETA I bet it is, all their stuff is good. The fruit compotes are lovely and I once got them mistakenly priced at £1.60 and they’re huge.their hazelnut spread is
pah. I don’t. It’s what she deserves.
Mystery solved. She was dirty deleting because she was about to be released from prison.
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