Yes, Monna’s mount pattern is different too. Thank you for protecting us from guest’s … um … proclivities tenderstem, but you forgot to cover up her filthy fingers and the flappy hellmouth of her “pancakes”.
Yes, Monna’s mount pattern is different too. Thank you for protecting us from guest’s … um … proclivities tenderstem, but you forgot to cover up her filthy fingers and the flappy hellmouth of her “pancakes”.Apart from Marble by Jack Monroe. Jack Monroe must have been BUSY, cos “Monna” kindly signed that one.
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Think the matching signature also appears on Pancakes by Jack Monroe tho
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(Covered your spaniel’s ear and prominent southeasterly nip with a nice forever home ~with giant eucalyptus~ Jack. Everyone’s a winner!)
Ok, second attempt. How’s this? Added a nice big trophy (for all the good that she does), and some lovely lovely sideboards.Yes, Monna’s mount pattern is different too. Thank you for protecting us from guest’s … um … proclivities tenderstem, but you forgot to cover up her filthy fingers and the flappy hellmouth of her “pancakes”.
Perfect. TYFATYDOk, second attempt. How’s this? Added a nice big trophy (for all the good that she does), and some lovely lovely sideboards.
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Kumquat!I always love it when someone posts the orange fright wig
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It wouldn't come at all!Yeah, and laziness. That screams “you wanted a signed print, couldn’t be arsed, this’ll do”.
ETA I think she’s just got one mount (on which she’s screwed up the second “o” in her signature) and she’s moving it from one photo to another. I bet if you ordered one of these it wouldn’t come with a signed mount.
She looks like her hands are bloody! It looks like she's murdered someone and is now celebrating with ice cream!How about a scoop of brown ice cream held aloft in a room lovingly wallpapered to look like a damp, mouldy old shed, gripped a grubby grabber on the world’s smollest spoon? £3, please!
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yeah. Prince Lumpys brother doesn’t like him to contact members of their family directly. He thinks it should be through him. It’s so he can manipulate stories about us. It’s batshit and he’s a twat. We ignore obviously.Agree but in my experience a lot of narcs and emotional manipulators are like this. The one main narc in my life never failed to be astonished and outraged that I had information about them which they hadn't carefully packaged and filtered for me - they couldn't believe that I would dare to, ya know, have conversations with other members of my family without their permission.
Narcs get very upset when the flies in their web dare to talk to each other and exchange info, they want to be the ones controlling the flow of info at all times. It's the only way they can keep their lies and manipulations going. We can see this trait clearly in Jack from the amount of time she used to spend on Twitter in the replies, blocking, deleting, socking, pile on-ing and generally desperately seeking to control the flow of info to how she wanted it.
Try about £80/£90Agree but in my experience a lot of narcs and emotional manipulators are like this. The one main narc in my life never failed to be astonished and outraged that I had information about them which they hadn't carefully packaged and filtered for me - they couldn't believe that I would dare to, ya know, have conversations with other members of my family without their permission.
Narcs get very upset when the flies in their web dare to talk to each other and exchange info, they want to be the ones controlling the flow of info at all times. It's the only way they can keep their lies and manipulations going. We can see this trait clearly in Jack from the amount of time she used to spend on Twitter in the replies, blocking, deleting, socking, pile on-ing and generally desperately seeking to control the flow of info to how she wanted it.
On the blue eyeshadow pic - I don't wear make up except for weddings and funerals but the younger moldwarpettes suggest to me that palettes of eyeshadow are expensive as feck, especially huge ones like that from a big brand name (which I presume Revolution is). How many people have the available cash to buy one from a train station (further mark up there) on a whim? We're talking like £40, surely?
On the fried egg pic, I surely have no patience with the way she goes to great lengths to pretend that half of her pics have been taken entirely unexpectedly and candidly by her obvs adoring legions of family/friends/carers, when it's quite clear to me that they're all selfies which she has spent some time preparing and making up for, before getting the lighting exactly right and adopting her horribly self-conscious "I'm a gorgeous pixie elf" expression.
Love to all you Fraus! I hope you all had an enjoyable, decent or at least bearable Xmas depending on individual circumstances at the time in question
Definitely cheaper than all this lipstick posted on Oct 27thCan't find the bloody comment to quote it but it looks like Jack is holding a bigger version of this. Revolution palettes are actually pretty cheap as far as these things go:
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Her hands look considerably cleaner when you dial down the excessive adjustments she makes on most of her photos. It’s on purpose I’m sure."People saying my hands are dirty are racist cuz my dad's GREEK and this is totes comparable to what Black people go through"
No, your hands and nails are filthy and that's relevant because you prepare food, we'd be saying the same about That Man! or Sir Matt or Fingers Kerridge if they had dirty hands while cooking
The temptation to heckle her would’ve been strong. How did you manage?!Furiously reading to catch up so no idea where this will land but she is no celebrity, not even in her hometown. I was visiting what is also my home town of Southend on Sea over Christmas and spotted Jack, on her own, walking down the high street. She walked from top to bottom and not a single person acknowledged her.
If say, Jamie Oliver did the same I imagine a few people might at least do a double take as they walked past, but for Monroe there wasn't the slightest recognition. She was just another person in the crowd, a mere guest you could say
She's finished isn't she, the capacity for her to grift is over, and she knows it. The best she has to look forward to is anonymity, the worst is notoriety and the HMRC leaving their calling card. She has no family to fall back on either, she will be shunned by them, anything that sullies the name of the big chocolate has no place in the family so that bridge is burned.
Happy belated Christmas everyone, 2024 will be a good year, the fiction that is Jack Monroe will finally be over, the empress will e seen to have no clothes
I bet if you ordered one of these, it wouldn't come.I bet if you ordered one of these it wouldn’t come with a signed mount.
She is RIDICULOUS.Definitely cheaper than all this lipstick posted on Oct 27th
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And the 25 more on top of that she just HAD to buy a month later
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I’M SOOOOOO POOR! View attachment 2654157Thanks for the £££, you absolute suckas! Off down the pub! Aren’t I PRETTY! ETA she actually bought the exact palette @SleevelessSlopSlinger just posted back in July 2017 - it’s in the spoilered ss here. Spent £50 on it but didn’t know what to do with it tho so had to ask the plebs on the internet.View attachment 2654190Oooh that money for doing fuck all is going ever so well…View attachment 2654165Oh and I also bought all of this shit that I’m posting online for claps and cheers (Not pictured: 137 pieces of cutlery)!!
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In Jack's mind, she has visions of this type of thing - you can just tell.This came up in my FB memories today. No idea why.
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560 days since her last (lying fantastist) bylines is123 days since her last Twitter post, now deleted.
210 days since the last remaining post.
718 days since the Velcro Badminton Index was announced.
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