What would her costume be? A peg?
A massive schnozz?
She's like the office bore who goes on about how busy they are.Classic Jack -to get to the sub minimum wage figure that she needs to peacock about earning, she totted up the hours that she “worked” that day to include those that she spent attending a fellowship meeting and the many hours she spent snarking and snarling like poked bear on Twitter. This so exhausted her that she failed to surface until mid morning the next day, missing a number of scheduled interviews.
Good evidence that she considers all of her waking hours as counting towards her 120 hour work week, presumably on the grounds that her mere existence is billable.
She’d be the person who wanders the organisation, clasping a few papers or a folder, always ‘on the way’ to something important but has time for a quick chat. The chat is almost inevitably about how busy they are and, after what feels like an eternity for you, they ‘have to dash’ and just move on to the next sucker.She's like the office bore who goes on about how busy they are.
A toilet?What would her costume be? A peg?
A massive schnozz?
A big cloud with snowflakes dangling from it.A toilet?
Ooh I am bookmarking lots of older threads to read when I’ve caught up on all the others so I shall join you on this one at some point!Spookily, I am currently in the past reliving the threads where this absolute car crash of an interview took place, and very interesting it is too!
For those who weren’t around at the time (I wasn‘t either, hence exploring the smorgasbord of bullshit now), this was the spate of interviews that she got off the back of the ONS releasing some stats that debunked her previous ludicrous claims about the inflation of value goods being many multiples of higher end goods (pasta up 344% etc). ONS research demonstrated that the rates of inflation they found were broadly the same across value and standard offerings.
Undeterred, Jack took to the airways to honk that she had been vindicated and that the findings had backed her up. Credulous interviewers failed to challenge her on this most basic fact- that the research contradicted rather than endorsed her claims. Other than the Telegraph, which ran a piece saying Nanny Nanny Boo Boos, Jack Wuz Wrong (I may be paraphrasing) whereupon our heroine threaten to sue them by setting paralegals on them.
Then she did this:
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So I can well believe that the week included a massive bender, high as she was on the Grifty Kitchen photoshoot plus all the delicious attention. Christ. Just mind-meltingly unprofessional. She was all over the place in the ones she did show up to, quavery voiced, rambling, slurring, noticeably off her face talking to James O’Brien and looking like she slept in a hedge, despite obviously copious amounts of filler.
The thread where it goes down is round about hereshould anyone fancy joining me in days gone by! I am agog about how she makes the whole issue of the burgeoning cost of living crisis a three ring circus of “I was right haha!” And “fuck the Tories” without so much as a brief detour into “here’s what people can do that might help”.
Jack Monroe #316 Bizarrely, Jack seems to have misread the research
Welcome to a late night new thread. Jack has just started tweeting, after going to bed two hours ago. Our winning title was from a newspaper article and nominated by @Nottonightbabe your prize is a bottle of lemon juice, opened and unrefrigerated BUT it is famous and has been on the BBC News-...tattle.life
She sounds absolutely out of it!! Like she’s been crying her eyes out as well…snivelling little twat. She makes zero sense and the fucking breathing as well…what a fucking absolute melt.This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast
A sideboard?What would her costume be? A peg?
A massive schnozz?
Not even one minute in and there’s a lie. She says she does this kind of price comparison thing with the ONS stats every year, but that’s not true is it?
Are you forgetting dearhesrt, Jack can, literally, not lie. Autism.Not even one minute in and there’s a lie. She says she does this kind of price comparison thing with the ONS stats every year, but that’s not true is it?
I’ve said it a million times before, but seriously how did she keep getting hired and given a paid platform for this bollox? Like everything with Jack it’s a) lies and utterly false information and b) she’s also utterly appalling at delivering it and being professional. If I was either of those things at work, I wouldn’t have a job let alone one that gives me the thousands to waste on sideboards.This one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast
I’d never listened to this one before. She sounds absolutely off her tits! Makes my nose feel bunged up just listening to herThis one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast
According to that screenshot of the delicious burgering (apols for that - it was the first one I came across which included days sober), she was 209 days sober when she recorded this interview with JOB on 24 January 2022It's such a fascinating case study. Jack gets platformed by people like James O'Brien despite what she says clearly being nonsense.
The truth doesn't matter and facts don't matter for certain people. Just goes to prove that so many things in the media don't want anything accurate, they have a pov they want someone to spout irrelevant of if it's a fantasy.
Saving the apple laughing, just incase that clip ever disappears as the stuff uploaded here won't disappear.
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I think we're in the realm of Jack maths again...According to that screenshot of the delicious burgering (apols for that - it was the first one I came across which included days sober), she was 209 days sober when she recorded this interview with JOB on 24 January 2022
Her shrieking about apples being "literally half the size" she sounds beyond fucked. Absolutely off her face.I haven’t listened to that before - this was when I simply could not bear to entertain her voice in any form - and I am utterly gobsmacked at how off her tits she CLEARLY is. How many days did she reckon she was sober at this point? Where in the timeline of sober countdown does it sit?
Why is she always shrieking hysterically at stuff that isn’t remotely fucking funny? It’s like that time she’s cackling manaically in the garden with her son, dog and clearly distressed cat.Her shrieking about apples being "literally half the size" she sounds beyond fucked. Absolutely off her face.
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