Tbf, teenage me thought it was the bollocks when I saw it in that video, and I wanted one, but I couldn’t have one because I was a poor and also I don’t even think they were available in the UKMaybe the Excel spreadsheet was on her ancient Nokia. Like Kelly Rowland had.
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Mither mither…. Her radio comes on at 7 in the morning every day to wake her up. Was it broken on the day shatterston came to take her to her photoshootThis one? An absolute state. The world is far better without her scaremongering incorrect shite being broadcast
Yes, she's up at 7am every day to do the pretend school run then get cracking on testing imaginary recipes.Mither mither…. Her radio comes on at 7 in the morning every day to wake her up. Was it broken on the day shatterston came to take her to her photoshoot
Speaking of Not Jack does anyone remember the insta page from the vegan period that we suspected was Jack which then just stopped posting? I can’t seem to find it now.I don't believe it's Jack. I went and found the original post and this comment (it's from a year ago, BTW). The replies are doing a fairly good job of disabusing this poster abut "all the good she does", and they made one response, which is so "un-Jack" that it can't possibly be her.
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I also had a look at yellow squig's profile and unless Jack has a passion for rugby, a more than passing interest in cricket, and a job in the Civil Service, they're not Jack.
Still there, no posts since mid 2021.Speaking of Not Jack does anyone remember the insta page from the vegan period that we suspected was Jack which then just stopped posting? I can’t seem to find it now.
Yer Ma buys her knickers in the LidlAnd yer Da sells Avon.
SHANT?! Lying.Let’s Kickstarter the SHIT out of that, mofo! I’m IN! (It’s harder to describe than an indescribable process Jack would IRREGARDLESS describe as Roald Dahl’s Matilda).
Also,Jack Monroe #548 Recipes that come with a side of electrocution and burnt down house for pudding
I think I’ve said this before but she looks like she’s forward rolled through a charity shop in Marylebonetattle.life
Would you settle for @FunnyFuneral and @Captainmouse sharing the burden so you can come back as a haunted spectral image in tulle? You have to give up a hand tho. View attachment 2620481And looking for that on Mr. G. Oogle brought this up
And that is me finished. Can't breathe for laughing.Let’s Kickstarter the SHIT out of that, mofo! I’m IN! (It’s harder to describe than an indescribable process Jack would IRREGARDLESS describe as Roald Dahl’s Matilda).
Also,Jack Monroe #548 Recipes that come with a side of electrocution and burnt down house for pudding
I think I’ve said this before but she looks like she’s forward rolled through a charity shop in Marylebonetattle.life
Would you settle for @FunnyFuneral and @Captainmouse sharing the burden so you can come back as a haunted spectral image in tulle? You have to give up a hand tho. View attachment 2620481And looking for that on Mr. G. Oogle brought this up
I'll apologise for this 2mrw. After the school run!SHANT?! Lying.
I'm in!
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And that is me finished. Can't breathe for laughing.
Hey, guset guest wtte you call yourself these days, do you know that the canal has its own funeral parlour, simply to deal with us dying from laughter at your idiocies?!
Bythe way, we don't need you back. You wouldn't believe how much content(not a dog... Actually, where is the dog?) we have without you.
We haza fuckton. The longer you stay gone, the more we have! How fucking cool is that?!
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Lots of letters q... L...? M? Well, them anyway. I have been drinking. My own wine. Yay, you can all have a litre. Send 25e to somewhere random and... Oh, I dunno, I'll drink it for you?!
I promise I have read the Wiki, painstakingly, tenderly, and gently, please dear tenderstem tell me what QLM means? Thank space youSHANT?! Lying.
I'm in!
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And that is me finished. Can't breathe for laughing.
Hey, guset guest wtte you call yourself these days, do you know that the canal has its own funeral parlour, simply to deal with us dying from laughter at your idiocies?!
Bythe way, we don't need you back. You wouldn't believe how much content(not a dog... Actually, where is the dog?) we have without you.
We haza fuckton. The longer you stay gone, the more we have! How fucking cool is that?!
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Lots of letters q... L...? M? Well, them anyway. I have been drinking. My own wine. Yay, you can all have a litre. Send 25e to somewhere random and... Oh, I dunno, I'll drink it for you?!
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I'll apologise for this 2mrw. After the school run!
"Quoting Myself Like a Ninny"I promise I have read the Wiki, painstakingly, tenderly, and gently, please dear tenderstem tell me what QLM means? Thank space you
This one I find strangely specific and actually hard to doYer Ma buys her knickers in the Lidl
As the title suggests it’s supposed to keep the audience guessing who the singer is. If they come out with “BOULEVAAAAAAAAARD. HONK!” it will be fairly obviousLads, I have a possible explanation for her absence. I've just seen the advert for the new series of Masked Singer starting after Christmas.
Really makes you think.
What would her costume be? A peg?As the title suggests it’s supposed to keep the audience guessing who the singer is. If they come out with “BOULEVAAAAAAAAARD. HONK!” it will be fairly obvious
This is a great thread to sort by ‘most liked’Spookily, I am currently in the past reliving the threads where this absolute car crash of an interview took place, and very interesting it is too!
For those who weren’t around at the time (I wasn‘t either, hence exploring the smorgasbord of bullshit now), this was the spate of interviews that she got off the back of the ONS releasing some stats that debunked her previous ludicrous claims about the inflation of value goods being many multiples of higher end goods (pasta up 344% etc). ONS research demonstrated that the rates of inflation they found were broadly the same across value and standard offerings.
Undeterred, Jack took to the airways to honk that she had been vindicated and that the findings had backed her up. Credulous interviewers failed to challenge her on this most basic fact- that the research contradicted rather than endorsed her claims. Other than the Telegraph, which ran a piece saying Nanny Nanny Boo Boos, Jack Wuz Wrong (I may be paraphrasing) whereupon our heroine threaten to sue them by setting paralegals on them.
Then she did this:
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(SS from @Marmalade Atkins)
So I can well believe that the week included a massive bender, high as she was on the Grifty Kitchen photoshoot plus all the delicious attention. Christ. Just mind-meltingly unprofessional. She was all over the place in the ones she did show up to, quavery voiced, rambling, slurring, noticeably off her face talking to James O’Brien and looking like she slept in a hedge, despite obviously copious amounts of filler.
The thread where it goes down is round about hereshould anyone fancy joining me in days gone by! I am agog about how she makes the whole issue of the burgeoning cost of living crisis a three ring circus of “I was right haha!” And “fuck the Tories” without so much as a brief detour into “here’s what people can do that might help”.
Jack Monroe #316 Bizarrely, Jack seems to have misread the research
Welcome to a late night new thread. Jack has just started tweeting, after going to bed two hours ago. Our winning title was from a newspaper article and nominated by @Nottonightbabe your prize is a bottle of lemon juice, opened and unrefrigerated BUT it is famous and has been on the BBC News-...tattle.life
Obvious to the Canal, but 99.9% of the UK?As the title suggests it’s supposed to keep the audience guessing who the singer is. If they come out with “BOULEVAAAAAAAAARD. HONK!” it will be fairly obvious
Brilliantat least I don’t sound like a sheep mated a goose and the offspring stood on a vibroplate, Mate.
Was figuring out who Jack reminds me of in this interview. I think it's Lily Allen during her druggiest phase. She's got that same 'I'm still in bed and can't be bothered to speak' voice. And both have a posher accent than they want to reveal.Fucking hell. I’ve never heard that before. That is not the voice of a sober person.
Classic Jack -to get to the sub minimum wage figure that she needs to peacock about earning, she totted up the hours that she “worked” that day to include those that she spent attending a fellowship meeting and the many hours she spent snarking and snarling like poked bear on Twitter. This so exhausted her that she failed to surface until mid morning the next day, missing a number of scheduled interviews.Re: comments that were mithered over earlier in this thread, about Jack’s negotiation skills, rest and recuperation, expenses, double the fee and if you still don’t feel awkward chuck another tenner on…
Jack Monroe #316 Bizarrely, Jack seems to have misread the research
I wish she would shut up about being exhausted. I honestly wish she would just be de platformed permanently. Stop offering this clown work. Stop publishing her shite bookstattle.life
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