All of your food is brown
And your skin is grey
And your skin is grey
Jack Monroe #553 Fairytale of No Pork
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She went on TV like that!
No bleeping way was she living her best clean and sober life last year.
See also: @Marmalade Atkins GLORIOUS nice collages…
Couldn’t even be arsed to have a shower, get the day before’s makeup off her face, wash her hair or put on clothes that even just looked clean to go on national tv- including to go on national tv and handle slop food in an opportunity for which she’d been waiting SEVEN YEARS.
See also: @Marmalade Atkins GLORIOUS nice collages…
You can theoretically use Excel to send emails, but that involves writing VBA macros, and assumes your anti-virus software doesn't go "lol no"
Put the straw down, my dude.
The warped chin looks extra warped in montage.
Oh yeah, how silly of me for forgetting! Jack’s actual fridge probably resembles Ed Gein’s, what with all the mysterious jars of fluids, goat legs, bollock sausages, pig heads, eels waiting since last Christmas, etc.
I am NOT bleeping searching for Ed Gein. Frauen have caught me out before. So, nuh. Whatever, whoever it is, I shall remain innocent..this time.
Without going into too much nasty detail let's just say that the character of "Buffalo Bill" in Silence of the Lambs was based on him!
Good call, if you're squeamish. He only killed one person but he was a grave robber. A really bleeping weird one.
I'm still skeptical that Jack, who had no knowledge of any craft prior to setting up this little "foundation" (see the awful "dress" that's just a vest with IKEA fabric and a ribbon sewn to it very badly) somehow within a matter of weeks was rolling in profit to the point where she could quit another job and still have enough to donate to charity (or at least she claimed to) when everyone who's ever done any sort of craft as a hobby knows that even just meeting your costs is usually extremely difficult. People are always telling you "oh you could sell that!" but they think you'd profit if you sold a hand-knitted jumper for £10, that being the most they'd be willing to pay for your work.
So I don't believe this story for a second. Not (just) because the items we saw were low-quality but because it's a popular side-hustle so there's a lot of competition and some of those competitors are just dropshipping similar items from Ali Express for £2 a pop.
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I believe the expression is cheap wetham.
Wait so she was moving into a gallery space that week and it was also still at concept stage? She's the kid with the toy phone going "buy, sell, business, business, coffee please, pens"
The spreadsheet thing, all I can think of is
The spreadsheet thing, all I can think of is
The fridge story is pure bollocks isn't it? Aside from all the reasons already noted it's just not Jacks style. More like her to post a photo of the mini bar fridge stuffed with booze & have a melt down a la mince pies, accusing the tagged hotel of threatening her sobriety.
I've been on the loo forever and a day
If I didn’t tell themI could move today
Bungamanion dreaming
On a grifting daaaaa-aaay
She's all the worst people in The Apprentice, including Alan Sugar and Donald Trump, rolled into one.
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