Hold on - maybe she thinks being owned by her will make it valuable again. Like how idiots will pay a fortune for a signed football shirt or whatever.57 and a half weeks’ worth of food shopping, tenderstem. Over a year’s worth of food. But with the whisky stains, biro doodling and broken strap, it’s going to be worth much, much more than she paid for it. Investment, you see.
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The obsession with this jacket being "butch" makese laugh. A biker jacket has been a staple of women's fashion for years now. She really is some middle class, sheltered little dickhead who thinks that she's edgy as fuck. Only compared to a Laura Ashley clad nana you fucking melt.View attachment 2436358
“my butchest biker jacket”. Fuck off, you lying fantasist.
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“I took it off and never wore it again”. Except for all the times when I actually did wear it again and had my actual fucking picture taken while wearing it again. View attachment 2436405View attachment 2436384Clothes make her “look like a lesbian”, my fucking arse. She gives me the absolute rage.
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“Pile of utter wank” (Pretty Woman: Throw Leggy under the bus edition) from @PineappleQueen19 for those who’ve never seen it
Jack Monroe #8 Grates meats, deletes tweets and when she denies it we've got the receipts.
Hey Lolly, it was Ruby Tandoh back at the start of last week: I hope jack gets a good telling off for this. I know she didn't write but she needs a word with her followers. I hope the show runners tell her to tell her followers to zip it or she's out the door. She moans about people on...tattle.life
Either that orIt's so hot Jack will be down to her sorts bra rubbing frozen spinach over her face
And presumably buy the chips as well... but wasn't she meant to be anorexic at the time and has complained people didn't notice she wasn't eating?? The fact she was eating a whole tub of coronation chicken over chips regularly perhaps explains that. Or am I getting the lies muddled again?
9/10 ... You forgot to get the strawberries out of the packet and line them up an inch apartI just came home with the shopping, fuck me it’s humid. As I was taking stuff out of the bags to put it in the fridge, I thought of Jack and her £20 weekly top up shopping and the flat lay she done🫣 Jack, I’m scarlet for you (again).
I decided to do a flat lay of my own. About £39. I hope you all appreciate this M&S/Lidl mash-up.
Patreon details to follow, where I can give more detail on the quarter-hack and my half day of preparation for this moment.
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Fuck the Guardian.
they applauded that unspeakable dickweed Owen Jones bullying Suzanne Moore and Hadley Freeman off the paper.
Katherine Viner pays herself over half a million pounds, pays her shit husband to write terrible columns, and begs readers for money.
They pay awful, awful 'journalists' like Rhiannon Lucy Laura Zoe Ellie Mae Coslett o'hagan Snape Williams to write meaningless shite.
Thanks to Seumas Milne, they drove forward and built up the most sustained and intense antisemitic political campaign I've ever experienced.
Fuck fuck fuck the Guardian. Fucking cunts.
A thumb ring? A fucking thumb ring? This is one of the things she considers edgy. She’s always just been a middle-aged, Tory, MC, boring fart trapped in a younger body, hasn’t she? She just googles ‘what do lesbians look like’ or some such shit and copies that. A thumb ring. I….I just can’tDon’t forget the SHORT HAIR and SLEEVE TATTOOSView attachment 2436482
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“Not exactly a stereotype” Well, quite you “edgy” fucking dullard.
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Not entirely sure why I've squigged this. It's so obviously guset. Just two or three followers/following and has only been active since June.
(Quick game of charades. Two words. First word: a make of custard, might have a beak or chirp. Add a y. Second word: Simpsons first born.)
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There’s this. Which at 54 seconds is more than enough/at least 54 seconds too muchI’d love to see the ‘acceptance speech’ for that. Wobbly voice, eyes darting, repeated mentions of the pov, all about her, nowt about the students whose day it actually is![]()
I think most people put a lot of thought into placement as well don't they? Some of mine are cover ups of scars, some are in a specific place just because they "fit" better aesthetically. I have my late cat's pawprint on my thigh, because he always used to sit next to me and would put his paw on my leg when he wanted attention.I find it weird as well. I'm heavily tattooed, started off with ankles, shoulders, stomach... that kind of thing. It took me a long time to start getting my sleeves done as it's such a visible area I wanted to be %100 sure, also finding an artist I was comfortable with was paramount.