Bloody hell, constantly on the scrounge. ShockingSeems like she did take action (I don't know the final outcome). I don't have the dates for the tweets but this one was from 2018:
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The previous screenshot was, I think, 2019.
Probably in that damn nutribullet knowing her, a la lingreenie sauceHow do you mash a chip?
Um, i think she is actually quoting me here?!!!View attachment 195781
very freudian ‘plot twist’, there.
Needless to say, she had the last laugh.Every story she tells has her giving people a lecture, or being witty or more intelligent, etc - really confident, and always coming out on top, and everyone silenced. The latest has her on the stand, the whole courtroom and judge enthralled by her brilliance!
BUT BUT BUT - whenever she appears on TV or in real life, she is shaking and nervous and fidgeting and can't speak. She even ran away from Edwina Currie during the commercial break, she said. That's the true Jack. The other one is just the fantasy bullshit in her head.
I’m going as her Jelly Cat toast or a Sainsbury’s bag haven’t decided yetI’ll queue up for the memoir in that Cowardly Lion wig and a dress made out of garlic skins, aflame like Katniss Everdeen’s dress in the Hunger Games.
Ironically, she talks like a character in a David Walliams book! The exaggerated, flowery, silly language is all up in DW’s niche, who is all up in Roald Dahl’s niche. It’s the circle of life in actionAlso all of this just perfectly illustrates her privilege? She has a load of wanky media mates guffawing around her, encouraging her & trying to get her booked and busy. IMAGINE the fall out if Marcus Rashford so much as dared to mention the Ivy? Much less all of this Common people carry on? He'd have the alt right Twitter death squad on his back in seconds & absolutely assassinated by the press. Funnily, the carry on JM pretends she's facing...
Also sorry to be nit picky but why does she talk like some cringe posh old woman “you rotters!”, it’s what I imagine those weird Americans who love Britain and Benedict Cumberwhatever would say with their handlebar moustaches do you know what I mean?
Again she's left Barbara to be savaged by her snarling fans, Sickening. She could just step in and ask them to stop. But she is so snarky to so many who simply had a try at answering her question.Why is she so horrible all the time? There really is no need for it. Honestly, she’s made me really cross.
She didn’t need to wait for this Mogg woman to shove her oar in. This discussion has been going on for over 24 hours now. She just has to get herself wedged in there and be relevant.
God, she’s really wound me up!
Nah, Jarvis doesn't like it when people do pretentious saviour acts.
<insert sure jan gif here>
Be careful - Jack may try to mount you.Can I come along dressed as a sideboard?
Fuck off Jack. Just. Fuck. Off.
Waitrose 'essential' range is actually the same if not cheaper than most other supermarkets. eg their 'essential' baked beans are same as Sainsbury's etc (although I'm not sure why lavender infused ironing water is considered essentialOn branded goods Waitrose price match tescos, yes they sell luxury stuff like m&s But they do an essentials range. I can’t afford Sainsbury’s.
It’s a shame my supermarket is no more As it was so useful. An example was pears shower gel Waitrose 1.99 Sainsbury’s 4.00! And no it wasn’t on offer.
Nothing gets me going more than a well placed gif.View attachment 196022
Jack's agent getting off the plane and switching off flight mode to find 700 notifications...
https://giphy.com/5kFWWtxR0UCHgLaM4O
I'm trying to come up with an outfit that properly represents the mixture nervousness, excitement and vulnerability one experiences upon entering a new branch of a chain restaurant for the first time.I’m going as her Jelly Cat toast or a Sainsbury’s bag haven’t decided yet
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