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Not sure as that could be absolutely anyone from that clue, but these would be my favourite choices...
Nisha Katona
Angela Hartnett
Olia Hercules (not sure she is 'restaurant ')
Paul Ainsworth
And of course....TOM KERRIDGE
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She’s a right whiny cah on there.
It’s deffo Paul Ainsworth!!
I love her performative cooking. Is that how she thinks celeb chefs do it? All flouncy pinches of ingredients dropped into the pan from a height, flicky wrist stirring and speedy hand wiping on a tea towel. Everything done with a flourish. All I can think of when I watch her cooking is the Swedish chef from the muppets.She's unwatchable. It's instant cringe.
My money’s on the admirable Jane Baxter, who I did also wonder was @MavisBeacon until MB said they worked non-food.
(Hi, I’ve been here before I as an different name but LEFT. Am not guest.)
She really is obsessed with stuffing mix isn’t she.. strange.
Another vote for Angela Hartnett.
Another vote for Angela Hartnett.
The craft business was called Bread & Jam, it was during her blogging days & when child was quite young. It was the cause of her moaning about her income support & housing benefit being 'cut off' 12 times in a year or something. Because she was titting about making all manner of hideous crap & over committing as usual - I think she announced using 'profits' to fund some kind of social initiative & asked for suggestions. Needless to say the products were Dire. Grubby cross stitched basic as all heck phrases in cheap frames & my personal aneurysm when I came across it was so many 'handmade' cufflinks. CUFFLINKS???
Loving all these new members....
If guest can't read the room now and act upon all the many suggestions about how to dig herself out of the Mariana Trench she has dug for herself, I predict we will all be here for thread 1000.
My crystal ball has: Htria reporting that we need to find these last 5 Patreons and save them from themselves, Greenbelt and Celery Fringe being picketed by fraus handing out fliers, (and the picket line being more numerous than Fringe attendees), ninnies having to come up with their 18th court outfit, SB spilling tea, Harold and the Mayor of Dordrecht honorary Tattle Visitors, and whatever the opposite of the Key to the City of Southend having been removed from guest for all eternity.
duck this wine is strong!!!!
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If guest can't read the room now and act upon all the many suggestions about how to dig herself out of the Mariana Trench she has dug for herself, I predict we will all be here for thread 1000.
My crystal ball has: Htria reporting that we need to find these last 5 Patreons and save them from themselves, Greenbelt and Celery Fringe being picketed by fraus handing out fliers, (and the picket line being more numerous than Fringe attendees), ninnies having to come up with their 18th court outfit, SB spilling tea, Harold and the Mayor of Dordrecht honorary Tattle Visitors, and whatever the opposite of the Key to the City of Southend having been removed from guest for all eternity.
duck this wine is strong!!!!
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And a reminder, once again, about why we should all use archive.ph not just screenshots!
I was hopeful of chaos or 
today to celebrate becoming an official registered frau. I was disappointed but then I realised I've got the real Monroe experience. Non delivery of goods. I am enjoying the greatest hits though
today to celebrate becoming an official registered frau. I was disappointed but then I realised I've got the real Monroe experience. Non delivery of goods. I am enjoying the greatest hits thoughI hadn't realised that Asda yellow label frozen bollock sausages were high welfare meat - shouldn't Asda be advertising this? Maybe with a quote from guest? Or is she lying? I may need to take to my fainting room with the vapours.
Did she ever actually sell anything? Can we add "profit" to the dictionary, please?!
I would LOVE SB to come on.
If you're reading SB, sign up and tell us what mummy's been up to and I'll post you a vape and a Sega Mega drive or whatever the kids are going wild for these days.
ETA dead at the "craft" business being called Bread and Jam. You stupid bleep, guest. Send crocheted coffinos
If you're reading SB, sign up and tell us what mummy's been up to and I'll post you a vape and a Sega Mega drive or whatever the kids are going wild for these days.
ETA dead at the "craft" business being called Bread and Jam. You stupid bleep, guest. Send crocheted coffinos
BIB don't. You might summon her with a recipe for smelling salts.
Really, don't. It will have ground up bits of dog hair /tit and orange peel in for sure as an aromatic base. And plenty of black pepper.
WARNED
It's funny.
You want a chaos but then if it's a hilarious one and it's bad timing as you are working you end up trying to not look like you have a UTI because you're visiting the loo so often to catch up.
Or
If it's one where she is having a pity party you actively dislike her so much for baiting that you have to log out then grunk like hell when refreshed.
Maybe that's just me
You want a chaos but then if it's a hilarious one and it's bad timing as you are working you end up trying to not look like you have a UTI because you're visiting the loo so often to catch up.
Or
If it's one where she is having a pity party you actively dislike her so much for baiting that you have to log out then grunk like hell when refreshed.
Maybe that's just me
There's a crowdfunder right there. I'm in.
I don't think guest ever confiscated sb's vapes so he's probably just looking after all his friends' because he knows guest will ignore them on a Tuesday and mention them for content next time she's invited back on QT
FTFY, dear heart.
Yeah, just you. Leave your job like the rest of us have had to.It's funny.
You want a chaos but then if it's a hilarious one and it's bad timing as you are working you end up trying to not look like you have a UTI because you're visiting the loo so often to catch up.
Or
If it's one where she is having a pity party you actively dislike her so much for baiting that you have to log out then grunk like hell when refreshed.
Maybe that's just me
Vlad is showing me ads for a "boomerbuggy", which looks like what we used to call an electric scooter or mobility aid. With all her ouchies, guest should crowdfund to buy herself one of these. She could put on a Viv (RIP) leather jacket and raise hell driving around the mean streets sidewalks of Southend.
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