I seem to remember radiator dried mushrooms bring a thing. They'd have to go in. Worst summoning
Jack Monroe #524 Not the only or most important voice and presence in this critical area of our life
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That right there is the MonrollercoasterIt's funny.
You want a chaos but then if it's a hilarious one and it's bad timing as you are working you end up trying to not look like you have a UTI because you're visiting the loo so often to catch up.
Or
If it's one where she is having a pity party you actively dislike her so much for baiting that you have to log out then grunk like hell when refreshed.
Maybe that's just me
I can see the tagline now:
This glorious conglomeration (sic) will have you radiating good health and back on your feet in no time.
I'm guessing sales were low to non existent. A more competent frau may be able to find the links (I think they are archived maybe on something called 'wayback'?) Its worth a look to see how she had an idea, overestimated her skills / motivation /commitment did the fun work - eg posting about it, setting up online shop & making plans to invest the imagined vast profits without doing the solid hard work of having a craft business by making some sale quality crafts. Its quite similar to the teemill fiasco many years later. x
I made a lasagne last week and the sauce didn't quite thicken as much as usual. At first I was annoyed at myself but then I realised that it still looked much better than the horse spunk abomination which really cheered me up. Thanks Jack for all you do.
I'm really enjoying all these reminders of chaoi past. My personal fave will always be the time her hips fell under a train but her (inexplicably Mediterranean) bum didn't. I still have screenshots of the diagrams some of you lovely ninnies drew to try to explain it to me, and I still cry with laughter whenever I look at them.
What about the roundabouts tho?
Theo Randall?
I've a question.... Is there anybody out there actually still able to get on the Hellsite? She could be having a chaoi in the deepest, darkest,quietest part of t'interweb and absolutely nobody would know.........
ETA except the
comments Club
who may not wish to waste their very limited tweet-reads on her.
You are rate limited is currently my fave phrase for guest exposure to an.. y audience!
ETA except the
comments Club who may not wish to waste their very limited tweet-reads on her.You are rate limited is currently my fave phrase for guest exposure to an.. y audience!
I can hear the ad now, just prefix your tagline with
Bad Mental? Ouchies? Lights off? You need canal brand Pep Powder
Unlike the horse spunk lasagne where to no one’s surprise, sloshing white sauce ingredients about over lentils and mushrooms and bunging them into the oven does not magically turn them into a white sauce.
Bread and Jam cufflinks
Along with Lozza Fox on Jeremy Vine and the Prince Andrew interview, Lingreene is my favourite viewing.
The bit I like best is when Ruth says Well done! In that voice you use when your child uses a potty.
WTF. Very few men would wear cufflinks that say they are "cute". Talk about not understanding your target audience....
Come on, Vlad... Hit us with your take!!!
This absolutely baffled me the first time I saw it. Why would you want cufflinks that just look like buttons? Just get a shirt with buttoned cuffs! My dad had a few pairs of cufflinks, they were quite fancy, which I always thought was the whole point of them!
I thought it said buxom on the lower edge. Tell. Me. It. Doesn't. Please.
I think they're intended for lesbian transgender non binary men, such as herself.
It's the narc thing of if I like it, everyone likes it. She is fond of that phrase. See also expensive non vegan hat mithering
Imagine of she had of mafe it on DKL. She could be known now as the artist formerly known as guest. Also My opinion on it all is this. No one wants to be the one to tell her NO. She had made a lot of people think she is teetering on the edge and no one wants to be the one that causes her to fall. She has no shame, a decent person would withdraw, rather than let a company deal with their personal tit show. Its clear from the statement they are keeping her on the bill, but it sounds like someone has MADE this possible. A frank word in someones ear, extra cash, endless talent for years to come....the statment isnt complimentary far from it, in fact i think its rather mean. They have stated she is far from being ideal to talk about this stuff and she needs to work on her mistakes. It actually sounds a bit like they are throwing her to the dogs. Imagine putting someone out on a stage in front of a braying crowd, only to be ridiculed or are they going the route of the last festival and bascially buying their guests to ensure heckling doesn't happen. She is literally is a festival car crash.
The craft business - oh my giddy aunt. Somewhere floating about is a picture of a dress that she made which is basically a top sewn to a non-matching skirt with a random ribbon and two rows of exceptionally wavy topstitching. It. Is. Awful. Not just bad, but bleeping awful. The topstitching wanders more than my OH does when he divides his time between here and chez Maman.
And also, they are tit.
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