and the thing is, you'd probably get the same adoring squig response if you just did a 'new hair' post, seeing as most of them don't seem to read or engage with the captionsIt's hilarious and baffling and also makes me want to go and put my head in the oven (no doubt it would come out looking more appetising than her Yorkies)... I know it's a sign of her tragic little life, performing on Twitter to strangers because she's incapable of maintaining a reciprocal adult relationship of any sort, but my god it bleeping winds me up.
The way she can't post about her son without me me me me me me me is pretty heartbreaking.
Jack Monroe #520 Jack is very clever, she knows how to turn £10 into £425
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I wonder what Queen Ariel thinks of all this bullshite?
Frommm Southend to Dordrecht, this woman’s lies are quite suspect
I know she does this every time but it will forever boggle my mind that she can tell an elaborate lie such as “on police advice I’ve been staying with a friend and haven’t been home for some time” then forget all about it in her bluster to show off her new hairdo. She’s such a bleeping child she just can’t help herself. Also besides the point but what is her obsession with claiming she found things under the stairs or hidden away in a drawer? Thought she was all packed up and ready to move almost a year ago, but now she’s still busy decluttering and finding little treats for herself even after her family have been split up and forced to leave the bungamansion on the run from evil harassers. Make it make sense.
Is the giant yellow point emoji add on her work? Thankful of that, because I'd never have guessed which one was her out of the photo of exclusively men except for her and two women at least ten to twenty years her senior.
She describes the shirt as looking great with the sleeves rolled up!Tbf, she listed a few items on vinted ( I think ) but possibly got them removed because she described an item as new with tags, but also worn . One was a monsoon dress I think .
Or was that another decluttering ?
Eta, I can’t find proof though so maybe I imagined it
Eta eta ah here it is
Jack Monroe #333 Bootsnack crook
Off to Pride later, sure I'll see Jackie no. 14 there doing here bit for the community..... Also, quick question. *If* someone were to find the vinted account is it against the rules to share it..... One description mentions Countryfile..... Hmmm it is put out there publicly..? But I dunno...tattle.life
TBH it’s still too well done to be a DIY job done by someone who doesn’t regularly colour her hair that shade, and is going from such a dark shade, and it’s been cut aswell. Also If the colour she had on QT is dyed she’d need several rounds of stripper not just bleach.
STAY PRESSED, FOOLS
Jack Monroe #309 Is it even an index if it’s not in a lever arch file?
Where's the mean comments about her face? "Tell me I'm pretty my little pay squiggies"
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extremely chaotic thread btw 
The absolute tone deafness of something like makes me think guest is simply not of this planet
I am glad her lights are on and she is pleased with herself and how she looks. Personally i think shelooks awful. Like i do whem i have had a few late work nights and try to hide my eyebags with makeup. Reader it doesnt work as well as you think it does.
I imagine she has better things to do than think about guest at all
Oh my bleeping god. She’s not even that much slimmer than the bloke next to her. She isn’t remotely underweight.
That photo gives me the rage. She looks like an entirely average young woman who is not underweight at all. She just has skinny legs because that’s not where she carries weight.
Her gigantic triple Es don’t seem to have wasted to nothing.
She looks like everyone my age in the 80s/90s who thought they were massively fat at the time.
Her gigantic triple Es don’t seem to have wasted to nothing.
She looks like everyone my age in the 80s/90s who thought they were massively fat at the time.
I swear they all work from the same nutjob handbook. My mate used to talk about her "lollipop head", and while she was slim she was just... a slim woman?!
Jack looks proportionate here, just a normal weight for her height? She's off her rocker. There's nothing she won't elevenerife.
This, she’s just boxy as duck, hence her legs and arms stay thin and her arse stays flat as her belly and tits expand and contract. Which makes it all the funnier that she looks like the most hourglass-y iteration of Sophie Loren in that ridiculous “beach body” cry for attention she did that was mithered about a few threads back.
How many of those bylines are written about herself? And how many of them are not littered with lies?
Thankspaceyou.
I was feeling a bit sorry for myself yesterday. Jack wasting her life, while others are facing life limiting illnesses will always make me angry.
I honestly think she would love to be diagnosed with a serious illness, and it bothers me that she makes me think that way.
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