Jack Monroe #513 Breitling on a Bootstrap

[Livia Fantasy]

Mingetrout

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Forgetty Bollocknaise

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Q: What's the difference between chickpeas and lentils?

A: Jack doesn't like it when a lentils on her face.

 

[Mrs Peel]

The Lying, the Rich and the Sideboard(s)

 

[Old Harold]

Oh Vlad you joker!

 

[Clarends]

True stories about my life in poverty aka Grim Fairy Tales

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Oh Vlad you joker!

Bowel problems? Constipation?

Just take two Monroeprolols twice a day - guaranteed to irritate the tit out of you!

Spoiler

 

[frostily]

Requiem for a Bean.

thread title please, im actually crying

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Grifty Shades of Moray

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

The Cook, the Thief, The Wife and His/Her Lover

 

[lilykestrel]

When my Harold and I work from home we usually stick Steph's Packed Lunch for a bit on while we eat our lunch, and I swear seven times out of ten it's something about money saving. Yet no sign of Jack. Make u think.

(Today it was how to make kids party bags on a budget, including the actual bags. Included pound shop bubble mix and getting a pack of individual Playdoh pots and popping one in each. Pondered for a little bit what Jack would do. Home made bath bomb, home made tin can candle, home made ring pull link bracelet? - all beautifully age appropriate and safe for the small people amongst us, of course)

 

[mackjonroe]

I do hope this means Patreon will look into her account properly.

 

[Saltfish84]

Bellamy?

I suspect, sadly, that nowt will happen regarding Patreon

 

[MancBee]

A few new new recipes from Jack...

Self love ('cause I can't get anyone else to) stew.

Come to (hospital) bed Parmigiana.

duck me, (call that) Carbonara?

duck me, (if you are single and loaded) sauce.

I'm sure you funny Fraus can think up many more to amuse us while Jack is quiet.

 

[Rach8456]

Spoiler: Grim. WARNED.

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Why does she always make food sound so absolutely disgusting?

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Yeasty water sounds liked she’s peed into a jug

 

[MoiraRoseIsMyQueen]

I’ve gone for a new profile pic, couldn’t resist. I’m sure Moira won’t mind, hoping no one else has beaten me to it

 

[fondant_fancy]

When my Harold and I work from home we usually stick Steph's Packed Lunch for a bit on while we eat our lunch, and I swear seven times out of ten it's something about money saving. Yet no sign of Jack. Make u think.

(Today it was how to make kids party bags on a budget, including the actual bags. Included pound shop bubble mix and getting a pack of individual Playdoh pots and popping one in each. Pondered for a little bit what Jack would do. Home made bath bomb, home made tin can candle, home made ring pull link bracelet? - all beautifully age appropriate and safe for the small people amongst us, of course)

I've been doing stuff like this for years as have many others who realise that multi-packs can actually be split! Didn't know I could have had a tv show around this.
September isn't far away at all. A book would be pretty much finished by now would it not to meet the deadline?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Help us, Obi Bellamobi, you're our only hope.

 

[camotea]

Help us, Obi Bellamobi, you're our only hope.

My sides 🫠

 

[chizontiz]

In Guest’s likes. Absolutely shameless. What I’d love to know is how she feels about people with literally nothing-including kids-who are genuinely in need. Must feel great to be accepting other people’s cash rather than telling them to give it to those poor people.
If you have any conscience at all Jack, I suspect a lot of your issues boil down to guilt. They should.

Memoir title: "I Bloody Well Deserve It"

ETA

OR "Dear Jack: for all the good you do x"

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Dear squig
Having spent quite some time creeping through the unruly undergrowth in search of the Elusive Sent Rewards, we came to the conclusion that while they may once have existed, they have gone the way of the dodo (sacrificed for spenny hats and dodgy food).
As to the doxxing, our privacy rules do not permit us to either confirm or deny that we did anything about it. Soz.
Bellamy (RIP)

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I think her new book should be called something like ' truth, justice and tattle' 'my so called tattle life' 'tattle said it better' welcome for the ideas petal!