Please add carbonara to the list of words she does not understand.guest’s SPICIEST recipe names: Part Deux
Come to Bed Carbonara
(yes, unfathomably she has apparently seduced two Sugarmamas with sex pasta)
Twatbreads
This was how she apparently seduced Ol Leggy (confirmed!) in the Divavid. View attachment 2218420View attachment 2218421Jack clearly decided that as this sex pasta worked to install her in a big house with a wealthy soon to be fiancée, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, so four years later poor LJC had the grim Come to Bed Parmigiana foisted upon her.
Also, twatbreads. Starring yet more of Jack’s imaginary moronic “friends” in completely fictional and implausible scenarios and conversations.
She’s so EDGY and hillllarrrrious- and her fictional friends are LUCKY TO HAVE HER
As an antidote to all the SPICY recipe titles, let’s recalibrate with her delicious smoothie specially designed to make you tit yourself on the way to work.
Tw*tbreads, 4p [VG/V/DF*]
I joke that ninety-seven percent of the spontaneous conversations that my friends start with me – especially mid afternoon or early in the evening – are panicked cookery conundrums, photographs of …cookingonabootstrap.com
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Shes just disgusting isnt she.
She truly believes she’s entitled to be given a house for free.
Her folks didn’t tell her no enough.
She truly believes she’s entitled to be given a house for free.
Her folks didn’t tell her no enough.
Is that what agent Adrian looks like, then? Getting massive uncle Monty vibes off him.
'I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford'
It's a shame 'How to Lose Friends and Alienate People' has already been taken.
‘Recipe to Follow’
Down and Out in
Twelve Years a
Jack Monroe: The Inexplicable Egg.
Has anyone seen Adrian and Big Lyn in the same room together?
Jack Monroe : How To Make Cash From Fools Blinded By Tory Hate
Or
- I, Jack Monroe -
The mostly true story of the inspiration behind 'I, Daniel Blake'.
"WHAT A LIFE WE HAVE or plus ça change, The Jack Monroe Story"
hahaha! Some chapter headings to get you going Sad Lurk:
THRUST INTO PENURY: My two months on the dole (obvs)
All The Spenny Things: Life as a zeleb
Bleak Bungalow: The Dumped Years
The Art of the Grift.
Jack Monroe and The Sloppiers Stone Cake
Jack Monroe and the Chamber of Pumbles
Fantastic Tales and How I Told Them, Crimes Of Grim Tasting Food.
Last one, I have to leave my house today .
Just Jack
The Long Walk to Bleed’em
School Runnings
School Runnings
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Jack Monroe - The Reverse Robin Hood
Now I really do need to go out.
Now I really do need to go out.
Hoooo boy !
The chapters can be directly lifted from Bleak Expectations episode titles:
"A Childhood Cruelly Kippered"
"A Happy Life Broken and then Mended a Bit"
"A Recovery All Made Miserable"
"A Terrifying Life Made Even Scarier a Bit Some More"
"A Now Grim Life Yet More Grimified"
"A Childhood Cruelly Kippered"
"A Happy Life Broken and then Mended a Bit"
"A Recovery All Made Miserable"
"A Terrifying Life Made Even Scarier a Bit Some More"
"A Now Grim Life Yet More Grimified"
Does that rage nans understand what bullying is?
So many of guest's remaining supporters are just throwing around words like abuse and bullying without reflecting on the meanings.
I was listening to some stuff about Belle Gibson, and it was mentioned her fans were almost cult like in their adoration, and that's how I see the remaining hangers on. It's so cult like - this "Tories bad", "they want to shut up people speaking truth to power" type crap they spout out. (I hate that phrase so much.)
I'm a massive lefty, and that means I want to hold other left wing (haha Jack is so Tory it's hilarious) figures and other people to a higher standard than the right. I want to present robust arguments.
Another similarity with Belle Gibson is when she's in the 60 minute interview she answers some questions with "it was true to me back then" sort of comments, and it reminds me of when Jack made that post at the beginning of the year saying she's never lied and everything was true to her at the time.
One of the presenters of a YouTube vid on Belle was quite kind, saying they'd consider perhaps she has a psychiatric disorder that caused her to have very real to her delusions. I'm not so kind.
The Monroely Bible/Libel, Part 3: JFC! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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