Hope she can find whichever spice it is, among the approximately 100 vaguely labeled containers stuck to the side of her expensive fridge.
Jack Monroe #513 Breitling on a Bootstrap
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She wasn't. She just wanted to cash in on what she saw as a trend and as soon as her book was out she was back to shovelling every kind of animal product down her gullet again.
Years ago I knew someone who worked in environmental health… if your blue cheese is extra blue…, that isn’t a good thing! Any wonder she is always bleeping sick.
More inanities tonight:
Still about the goat recipe. "I'll look forward to it tomorrow" squig makes me sad honestly.
Oh maaaan she is really on a bender.....
She is certainly full of herself this evening. Inserting herself into the Prince Harry story. I’m surprised she didn’t say her phone had been hacked.
Anyway we all know what happens when she is in her arrogant mode…..
Anyway we all know what happens when she is in her arrogant mode…..
It's technically Wednesday, but it really, really feels like Tuesday
Both these tweets sound so much better if you shout “PARKLIFE!” at the end.
I would love the slop bot boys to cover parklife… but perhaps call it sloplife to avoid any legal issues @traumatised sideboard
I can't believe she's doing this NOW, just as I am climbing up the bungalow stairs to Slopfordshire
not a legal frau but no, I don't think that's true. Solicitors draft witness statements all the time. It's their job. It's collaborative so the client might do the first draft for the solicitor to tidy up, or the sol might pull together the 'bones' of a WS for the client to then work with, so it is in 'their own words' as it were. I don't think this is the 'lawyers writing it for them', more that lawyers know how to write a WS - it's forms as part of the advice you are paying for.
Coaching is different but again, depending on the specifics of the trial (which I'm not familiar with tbh both in terms of hazza or whatever area of law this falls under) legal teams will likely do some kind of 'witness preparation' with anybody appearing in court as a witness. I would want a few practise goes! They can't tell them what to say, but they can help prepare them for how intimidating it will likely be. They might also decide not to call a particular witness forward if it becomes obvious they might not 'do well' in court, but that doesn't stop the other side from calling them.
All of this is v standard in my experience but I am happy to be corrected!
To be fair, it probably still *is* Tuesday to our favourite bone idle grifter.
Poor squig who's been drawn in. His bio is an absolute tick box of Jack adjacent conditions/identities. I hope someone gives him a nudge before he donates to the
tipjar but he seems to be hooked in
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Jack Monroe #514 Linguine in the sheets, big meanie on the streets
Thanks to @TrolleyParton for nominating @Livia Fantasy ’s words. You both win a goat curry. Made by Greek Jack. Ok so, Carole Malone is NOT away, she’s here and is trash talking Jack’s bezzie mate Hazza for writing his witness statement with only two A-Levels under his belt. Therefore, Dr Dr...
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