Jack Monroe #513 Breitling on a Bootstrap

[Nurseali]

I would like to thank guest today

Due to you being such a dramatic

Spoiler

bleep

I am now a VIP.

I applaud you for being such a muggy nobsack

 

[hoopdedoo]

Maybe I live a sheltered life, but why the hell would you need to use a pasta strainer to blow dry your hair? Not to mention that judging from the illustration you could only do this "hack" with a wire strainer that has a handle. I certainly couldn't do it with the sturdy plastic bowl-shaped strainer that I have.

I wonder how well that blow-dry hack would work with an old teeshirt and some carabiner clips....

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Bellamy is on the case people!

 

[chizontiz]

Maybe I live a sheltered life, but why the hell would you need to use a pasta strainer to blow dry your hair? Not to mention that judging from the illustration you could only do this "hack" with a wire strainer that has a handle. I certainly couldn't do it with the sturdy plastic bowl-shaped strainer that I have.

I wonder how well that blow-dry hack would work with an old teeshirt and some carabiner clips....

I skimmed the article quickly to see if it is one of guest's hacks. It's not, but apparently it is a tiktok beauty hack for blow-drying curly hair. I am a straight haired frau so cannot comment. Sure guest will be all over it though with that head of bountiful babyliss curls!!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Grifty grifty

That solves it - Jack got her MMR at 11 or at 25 and caught the autism off of it

disclaimer- I do NOTbelieve the MMR jab causes autism, I’m being irreverent

 

[Nurseali]

I am starting to think guest is quiet as she is a juror on the Lucy Letby trial.
It keeps being delayed and days adjourned as one juror keeps being poorly or just not turning up

Not verified yet if they have a stick and an expensive watch but will keep my eyes peeled.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Is it bad that I want to see guest make that expression regularly?

 

[HotesTilaire]

QMLASFN Quoting Myself Like A Silly bleeping Ninny but I’ve confused two bits of Jacklore here haven’t I? It’s “Pumble” because it was a pastry-crumble (for some bleeping reason) and nothing to do with microwaving a plum (for some other bleeping explodey reason). I guess this proves just how little of guest’s ouevre/recipes/backstory/existence makes any sense whatsoever.

Pumble is a portmanteau of Pie and Crumble. It has a pastry base and sides, filling, and a crumble topping.

inexplicably, Jack’s version had upright puff pastry discs on the top? and 3 manky spoons jabbed in it, therefore it’s likely that any actual pumble you encounter IRL is safe, and it’s only Jack’s nightmare version which can harm you worse than a boiling hot, exploded microwave plum.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I’ve seen a tweet saying SBs dad is ready to talk publicly about her. I don’t think it’s true though. She’s lucky she’s not actually famous otherwise someone would pay him a lot of money to talk.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

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Bellamy is on the case people!

No surprise that Captain Birdseye has popped up on a Monroe thread. She really likes having… oh god I’m sorry… fish fingers

 

[L3moning]

I think her new book should be called something like ' truth, justice and tattle' 'my so called tattle life' 'tattle said it better' welcome for the ideas petal!

To paraphrase Pratchett:

Truth, Justice, Reasonably Priced Love and an Inexplicable Egg.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Pumble is a portmanteau of Pie and Crumble. It has a pastry base and sides, filling, and a crumble topping.

inexplicably, Jack’s version had upright puff pastry discs on the top? and 3 manky spoons jabbed in it, therefore it’s likely that any actual pumble you encounter IRL is safe, and it’s only Jack’s nightmare version which can harm you worse than a boiling hot, exploded microwave plum.

Didn't realise there was a non-sabotaged recipe version of pumble.

 

[TrolleyParton]

I would like to thank guest today

Due to you being such a dramatic

Spoiler

bleep

I am now a VIP.

I applaud you for being such a muggy nobsack

I've similarly gone from being an active member to a well-known one today, so thank(space)you Jack, for all you do.

 

[L3moning]

I've been a VIP member for ages, but that's because I post far too much quite a lot.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Didn't realise there was a non-sabotaged recipe version of pumble.

Only one of these can harm you
One of these things is not like the others

 

[Mr Krabs]

Pumble is a portmanteau of Pie and Crumble. It has a pastry base and sides, filling, and a crumble topping.

inexplicably, Jack’s version had upright puff pastry discs on the top? and 3 manky spoons jabbed in it, therefore it’s likely that any actual pumble you encounter IRL is safe, and it’s only Jack’s nightmare version which can harm you worse than a boiling hot, exploded microwave plum.

I never understood why her Pumble had those weird discs on top. The recipe makes it sound more like a normal crumble in a dish, so the shape of it is bizarre. Difficult to duck up a crumble of all things but she managed. Sadly I don’t remember anyone attempting it in the slopalong.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I've similarly gone from being an active member to a well-known one today, so thank(space)you Jack, for all you do.

Everyone likes an active member
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Only one of these can harm you
One of these things is not like the others

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Haha bleeping hell. That one image just proves how awful she is in the kitchen. I don’t know whether it’s “this’ll do, all goes in and out the same” or “I’m a bleeping genius this is PERFECT”. Almost admire guest for the sheer bravado - either through naivety or narcissisity
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Actually, it’s PRESENTATION isn’t it. She can’t present anything. Food, appearance, coherent thoughts, TV shows, SB at Xmas etc.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Everyone likes an active member
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Haha bleeping hell. That one image just proves how awful she is in the kitchen. I don’t know whether it’s “this’ll do, all goes in and out the same” or “I’m a bleeping genius this is PERFECT”. Almost admire guest for the sheer bravado - either through naivety or narcissisity

You are cocksessed!

 

[HotesTilaire]

I never understood why her Pumble had those weird discs on top. The recipe makes it sound more like a normal crumble in a dish, so the shape of it is bizarre. Difficult to duck up a crumble of all things but she managed. Sadly I don’t remember anyone attempting it in the slopalong.

Thing is, everyone likes pie with some kind of filling (pumpkin for me!) what’s not to love about an extra topping of sugary crumbs?
Makes normal crumble look kind of lame, I reckon. Like a “crustless quiche”. U on Slimmimg World, hun? Where’s your pie case gone?
She’s RUINED Pumble. And it wasn’t even a pumble. I DEMAND a slopalong is made (not by me, I’m tired, so tired - but in a medically confirmed way)

 

[Seaford Haggington]

I now realise I've had a slice of pumble before (although it was not described as such). And it did not look like that hideous thing.