Jack Monroe #513 Breitling on a Bootstrap

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The Boy/Girl With The Drawn-on Tattoo(s)
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Mithering Heights
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The Lying, The witch, and The Poordrobe
 
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SOOOO edgy!
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Yum! Your “Twatbreads” sound SO APPEALING Jack!
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Why does she always make food sound so absolutely disgusting?
 
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Hang on. This has been bothering me for bleddy ages.

You know when the guest-stans say that they've received abuse online for backing/defending her, how come there's no evidence of this?
Rather like there's no evidence of people abusing guest? 🤔
There have been people who have been called idiots etc for saying anything positive about her which would definitely fit into some peoples category of abuse - and I can imagine it is genuinely overwhelming and feels abusive if you innocently tweet and then have all the usual suspects plus the trolls that have picked it up piling on instantly to tell you just how wrong you are, especially when it’s the same person then replying to themselves multiple times with more and more evidence of how wrong you are.

ETA: and I appreciate they’re not saying anything like what Jack has claimed she received but then neither were Jack’s flying monkeys most of the time and we accepted that was abusive when they piled on en made to tell someone how wrong they were - so the flip side is it’s also abusive when the usual suspects do it (even though they are actually “right” and the flying mob weren’t).
 
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In Guest’s likes. Absolutely shameless. What I’d love to know is how she feels about people with literally nothing-including kids-who are genuinely in need. Must feel great to be accepting other people’s cash rather than telling them to give it to those poor people.
If you have any conscience at all Jack, I suspect a lot of your issues boil down to guilt. They should.
BIB - she simply doesn’t care. As evidenced by, well, everything. But as you point out, the constantly accepting money that could have gone to someone who genuinely needed it instead is a really big piece of evidence.
 
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'A Life Beyond my Wildest Dreams' if lights are on

'Relentlessly Exhausting: A Jack Monroe Story' if lights are off
 
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Not a literary frau by any means but surely if she had a memoir out in September, there would be some kind of info about it by now?

Also, from Jack's end (NOT LIKE THAT!): Where are all the performative tweets with piles of notepads and writing pumbles? Where is all the "I work so so hard" blather?

Not going to happen imo.
 
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Always found Come to Bed Parmigiana quite funny, cos what's the first thing one wants to do after a big heavy bowl of pasta? Shagging, that's what
Those cheeky wink wink seaside postcard names make me cringe. So try hard. Look at me having all of the sex, do you know i have sex WITH WOMEN TOO, think of me having sex, here's my ag Soup recipe.
 
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Those cheeky wink wink seaside postcard names make me cringe. So try hard. Look at me having all of the sex, do you know i have sex WITH WOMEN TOO, think of me having sex, here's my ag Soup recipe.
The way she writes about food and ties it into bodily functions is genuinely grim and so offputting.
"Now you're thinking about my slithery tina cupcakes"
"Spattered toilet bowl soup"

Apologies to anyone eating lunch right now.
 
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I can't see the memoir happening. She'll claim privacy concerns even though everything we know about her we know against our will cos she put it out there.

It'd be pamphlet sized too. Born 1984, grew into an insufferable lying twit, got some bad cow pat hair, the end.
 
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