Jack Monroe #513 Breitling on a Bootstrap

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September isn't far away at all. A book would be pretty much finished by now would it not to meet the deadline?
I would say so. I would think it would be available for pre-order in the next couple of months. All the design work including the cover finalised, guest starting to be booked for the TV talkshow rounds, and so on.
 
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Those cheeky wink wink seaside postcard names make me cringe. So try hard. Look at me having all of the sex, do you know i have sex WITH WOMEN TOO, think of me having sex, here's my ag Soup recipe.
as a les frau, nobody challenges my internalised misogyny/homophobia more than guest twatting monroe :sick: :sick: :sick:
 
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There's been mithering over the grifty Doc on Twitter.

Seems he's a vaccines cause autism kinda doc and diet can cure autism. He's also worked in places that believe WiFi causes autism, too.

He sounds awful, actually. I am not surprised Jack has employed his help.
 
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In all the excitement, I thought I'd celebrate by putting on my favourite live rock album

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Explained: Original album title is 'Rattle And Hum'
 
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De-lurking to write my first post… basically I’m incensed with anger right now…at that tweet with her medication list !!
I have several severe MH issues - alongside two very rare physical conditions. The medication I have to take daily is frankly eye watering and has caused issues elsewhere in my body. I’m literally on the way to the Drs for ANOTHER blood test because of yet ANOTHER issue.
So to see this bleeping grifting piece of tit dripping on and ripping people off drives me to raging thoughts. I manage to not rip people off, and also if I do make a mistake I bleeping own it because it’s MY RESPONSIBILITY.
I have full mental capacity despite the two awful MN conditions so don’t tell me she doesn’t either. She knows exactly what she’s doing and what’s going on and if she says she doesn’t then she’s bleeping full of tit.

Also as an aside propranolol isn’t even that hardcore ffs. It’s a mild beta blocker and I take several a day. But to people unaware she’s making it seem like some hardcore antipsychotic. I am on two of these too, so I know what I’m taking about.
I’m not disputing she has MH issues - she certainly has some bleeping issues that’s for sure.

But her current meds is ALL her own fault and if she starts banging on about it being because of bad MH I shall sign up for the hellsite and bleeping tear her a new one.

Also I am a poor - both growing up and right now as due to my very real and DIAGNOSED conditions I had to give up work 2 years ago. It’s affected my entire identity, made my MH worse and I am just in pain, miserable and unable to do anything about it. Yet I still manage NOT to rip people off and I can’t believe people are still falling for thisfucking woe is me tit that she comes out with whilst wearing a watch worth ££££ and a bleeping Emin in her toilet. duck off Jack you absolute melt 🖕🏻

Glad I got that off my chest!
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Typing so fast with rage I made a lot of typos sorry and don’t know how to edit yet 😂

I think it’s a sign I should have LEFT for the Dr by now and to stop grunking!
 
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Simon Harris makes my blood boil. He's like a million tit lefty dads rolled in to one. His entire Twitter output consists of right on virtue signaling, pictures of his duck weird face, and last but not least sniffing the bungholes of women young enough to be his nieces, like Jack Monroe and the hungover footballer's wife Marina Purkiss.

Whenever anyone tells him what a tit awful con artist Jack is, he'll deflect it with a really terrible Dad pun, because he knows deep down that she's a bleep and so is he.
 
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In all the excitement, I thought I'd celebrate by putting on my favourite live rock album

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Explained: Original album title is 'Rattle And Hum'
QMLASFN Quoting Myself Like A Silly bleeping Ninny but I’ve confused two bits of Jacklore here haven’t I? It’s “Pumble” because it was a pastry-crumble (for some bleeping reason) and nothing to do with microwaving a plum (for some other bleeping explodey reason). I guess this proves just how little of guest’s ouevre/recipes/backstory/existence makes any sense whatsoever.
 
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I’d like to buy you some chiz on tiz, do you have a patreon for your artwork?
funny you should ask, dearheart! For just a lifetime commitment of £9.99999 a month, you may or may not get an inexplicable a) egg, or b) shithouse onion, or c) early and/or very late release (mentals depending) of my debut (s)hit single 'Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word' with bonus track 'The Importance of Being Idle', delivered directly to the very address where you were born! No need to tell me, I am highly skilled in 🔺 these things!
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Some screenies from the hellsite below, sorry if already shared! This is the first time I've actually read the tumble dryer water hack and omg I think I might vom :sick::sick::sick:

I'm guessing the hoo-ha over the tumble dryer fluff as firelighters (lol) is that I imagine tumble dryer fluff lights up and burns out almost instantaneously, and people in poverty probably have far easier access to weird stuff like firelighters than they do tumble dryers? I can remember seeing them around a lot as a kid but not really knowing what they were, same with those cans of lighter fluid. Being constantly surrounded by hoards of washing was a big theme of my childhood and still is now tbh - I don't know anybody who owns a tumble dryer?! Though totally get the benefit of one if you have kids/uniforms for work etc and don't have the luxury of waiting until you're down to your last pair of pants before doing a wash :rolleyes: :cool:

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I'm guessing the hoo-ha over the tumble dryer fluff as firelighters (lol) is that I imagine tumble dryer fluff lights up and burns out almost instantaneously, and people in poverty probably have far easier access to weird stuff like firelighters than they do tumble dryers?
The fluff is also made up of mixed fibres, both natural and artificial, so it will burn unpredictably and unevenly (cotton burns differently to polyester fibres), and it's probably not a good idea to be repeatedly breathing in smoke from burning polyester.
 
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The fluff is also made up of mixed fibres, both natural and artificial, so it will burn unpredictably and unevenly (cotton burns differently to polyester fibres), and it's probably not a good idea to be repeatedly breathing in smoke from burning polyester.
You would think as she has "seen a lot of bleeping fires" (see also: tit that didn't happen) she would know that and not suggest something dangerous......
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There's been mithering over the grifty Doc on Twitter.

Seems he's a vaccines cause autism kinda doc and diet can cure autism. He's also worked in places that believe WiFi causes autism, too.

He sounds awful, actually. I am not surprised Jack has employed his help.
His own thread may be in order?
 
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