Tbf I had no idea the name had changed, seems to be somewhat a recent change. (However maybe everyone knew & I'm living under a rock 🫣)
Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest
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Higher than a hippy of the 3rd day of an open air festival……….
The snark will have set in for the trip home though
Keynote? You're burbling on in a tent for an hour, love.
Thanks for posting this about an hour after my grocery delivery arrived. WARNED.SUMMERTIME NINNY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
In the spirit of festival/off her tits/insta guest I have an ice cream related announcement
Any Malvern in the market for something delicious to enjoy alongside a grunk needs to get themselves a box of these pronto. You will not regret it!
See you all later thunderfucks!
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Live footage of Adrian.
Excuse the phrasing, but there is more chance of my knob dragging on the ground than her being sober!
Shes mentioned it 118 times already. Which is what all people who are sober do regularly
Here we go again
Can confirm that these are the absolute nads, hauled my arse off the sofa yesterday to go to Tesco and bag some more.
In the spirit of festival/off her tits/insta guest I have an ice cream related announcement
Any Malvern in the market for something delicious to enjoy alongside a grunk needs to get themselves a box of these pronto. You will not regret it!
See you all later thunderfucks!
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Why is her head wider than her waist?
JAYSUS looks like imaginary Raver Jack is a new character entering from stage left. Does she have to be so RELENTLESSLY late onto every bandwagon? It’s embarrassing. A rave doesn’t end at 3am, guest. There were raves we ARRIVED at at 3am FFS. I can’t even.
And the whole “you’ve got a body and it’s on a beach therefore it’s a beach body” Revelation…(sighs) yes Jack, this was a thing we all said in 2019. I know you’ve slept in a drunken stupor through the last ten years but try and keep up lass.
The road to hay goes round the Brecons (though it’s now known as Bannau Brycheiniog.. keep up) you dim wit
And then all of the people on the passing cable car clapped. In Welsh.
One of the thread titles when I first came here was “SHE FACETUNED THE SKY” so hopefully that will give you an idea
She never seems to stop for a minute to think about how it looks to be popping up spouting teenage nonsense about RAVES and BEACH BODIES when her last twitter engagement was about, you know, her ongoing scamming activities and how people don't actually want to see evidence that monies meant for charity have actually gone to charity, instead of funding her #summerfun
She really is chatting tit. Like the worst bore on speed.
Cringing myself inside out here. Imagine being thirty five years old and someone’s mother and posting this on the internet. 🫠
We all know your “best ( and only) mate” is SB’s dad so there is no need to highlight he’s a straight man in his forties.
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