Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

[Foxvint]

Sober raving sounds tit. So she's had to wait til the day of the event to publicise it cos she's so despised the organisers would be tagged in and bombarded with pertinent questions and potentially get cold feet. Yer life sucks arse jack.

Bet she thinks great accolades are due for her working on a bank holiday but every day is a bank holiday for a bum.

 

[stunrw]

I'm just a bit confused about how getting a train from London means you need to drive across the Brecons to get to Hay.

All mountain ranges are interchangeable………….

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I'm just a bit confused about how getting a train from London means you need to drive across the Brecons to get to Hay.

I imagine she’s trained it to Cardiff and been driven from there. Also doesn’t Jack know it’s not called the Brecon Beacons anymore?

 

[hiyaaaacath]

“Raving” Behave Jack, the closest you’ve been to a rave is hearing absolute radio 90s playing in Waitrose while stocking up on your Charlie Binghams.

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

‘keynote’

 

[usefullyuseless]

I wonder does she have her eye on some staffer at the festival and thinks she can snag them the same way she wooed LJC by turning up late and unprepared

 

[blurstoftimes]

‘standing next to a speaker three times at tall as i am!’

tell me you’ve never been to a ‘rave’ without telling me etc

 

[stunrw]

I imagine she’s trained it to Cardiff and been driven from there. Also doesn’t Jack know it’s not called the Brecon Beackns anymore?

Why not just get a train to Hereford? Or am I over thinking it?

 

[Flivver]

Looks like they’re back on…

Is that the *lights* or comments..?

 

[MistyWindows]

SUMMERTIME NINNY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

In the spirit of festival/off her tits/insta guest I have an ice cream related announcement
Any Malvern in the market for something delicious to enjoy alongside a grunk needs to get themselves a box of these pronto. You will not regret it!
See you all later thunderfucks!

 

[veronica71]

Oh ffs can she just not - I’m knee deep in the schofe threads and he’s posted a pile of narcissist BS this morning. My kids have forgotten what I look like

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

“Raving” Behave Jack, the closest you’ve been to a rave is hearing absolute radio 90s playing in Waitrose while stocking up on your Charlie Binghams.

Yeah I have to say this is the sort of tit that does make me feel a tiny bit sorry for younger Jack. She really doesn’t know what a rave is. I was a massively awkward teenager/early-twenties-er, and even I got invited to proper raves and to afterparties. (And I bloody well went, would have been rude not to.) If you think a dance event that finishes at midnight is actually a rave, then I feel bad for ya, son.

She so desperately wants to be something she’s never ever been. That is plain sad, no matter how loathsome she is.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Keynote? More like Keystone bleep!

 

[houseofhoop]

u wot m8?

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She’s high.

 

[stunrw]

Oh ffs can she just not - I’m knee deep in the schofe threads and he’s posted a pile of narcissist BS this morning. My kids have forgotten what I look like

I wouldnt worry, so has Jacks by the sound of it

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

26 Alarms. Oh do duck off.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She’s high.

For now. Tonight or tomorrow will be like

 

[NellieBoo]

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Hahahahahahaha. She's off her tits . This isn't what Agent Adrian meant when he said you could post on twitter today Jack.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

She’s high.

That's why she is going on about being "sober". She thinks she is so clever.