Dr Ranj has waded in to the This Morning furore, thought he was one of her best mates?
Bet the Mrs Buckets of Thorpe Bay bloody loved having Jack strumming a shit acoustic guitar and singing in the garden and playing tinny music through her Bluetooth speakers. Bet it made lockdown so much fun for them.I think that guest is like my daughters when they were little; stay safe close to your Mummy. Guest has always stayed in her comfy little Tory safe place. Camping in her garden was a massive adventure with ginger beer and lots of hilarity when in actual fact it was just another sad staged SM post.
She is supposed to be there promoting a book isn't she? Or have they given up on Grift Kitch? Her Twitter cover image is still the book, but it is never mentioned. All getting a bit Miss Havisham still in her wedding dress. Probably a good idea to quietly remove it and pretend none of it ever happened.Imagine your neighbour pissing in the garden as well. Yes they probably do hate her.
I wonder if she is even being paid or not paid much for all these festivals. Agent A is desperate to get her out there isn’t he.
While going on about her she-wee, having insect repellent in all her ‘nooks and crannies’ and drinking a lovely maverick homemade hot toddy hell drink containing hot butter and pepper. I’ll never forget it.That was the week Louisa left. You might remember Jack taking the piss out of her on Twitter because she didn't want to camp in the garden...
Now we know she lied about having pennies up her tuppence or in her crack at the Guardian photoshoot, you can calm your mind that she may have exaggerated about the insect repellent. The others, well.While going on about her she-wee, having insect repellent in all her ‘nooks and crannies’ and drinking a lovely maverick homemade hot toddy hell drink containing hot butter and pepper. I’ll never forget it.
I bet she's FEWMIN that she can't insert herself into the situation one way or another and make it all about herself.The reason Jackie ‘guest’ gal has nothing to say about the weasel Schof is she is the ONLY one who has a media profile( as tiny as hers is) that DIDN’T actually know, that’s an embarrassment eh?
For some reason I had a book of her poetry when I was little and I adored it. Never read any other poetry!Ah, when I was little, Nana and Ma Aeroplane loved Pam Ayres. I didn’t have enough life experience when I was little to actually get her work, but now I think I do. This little fact is lovely to know, what a clever and thoughtful woman she is.
She'll be furiously tweeting in her head as we speak.I bet she's FEWMIN that she can't insert herself into the situation one way or another and make it all about herself.
This is shocking... reporting you for no TW
I’m sure we will get her hot take on it, elevenifing everything with her own experiences if she is feeling bold , in a few weeks or soI bet she's FEWMIN that she can't insert herself into the situation one way or another and make it all about herself.
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