Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

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Dr Ranj has waded in to the This Morning furore, thought he was one of her best mates?

yes, they look so comfortable together



honestly though, I really feel for ranj. from his statement, you can clearly see he had concerns about the whole this morning operation and was dismissed
 
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Guest "completed it mate" doesn't think she needs training because she's great at every thing she tries. Unfortunately she has managed, with the help of enablers who bought the pov sob story, to have some success at some things. And that probably reinforces her delusion that she's highly skilled.
 
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Bet the Mrs Buckets of Thorpe Bay bloody loved having Jack strumming a shit acoustic guitar and singing in the garden and playing tinny music through her Bluetooth speakers. Bet it made lockdown so much fun for them.
 
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Imagine your neighbour pissing in the garden as well. Yes they probably do hate her.

I wonder if she is even being paid or not paid much for all these festivals. Agent A is desperate to get her out there isn’t he.
 
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Imagine your neighbour pissing in the garden as well. Yes they probably do hate her.

I wonder if she is even being paid or not paid much for all these festivals. Agent A is desperate to get her out there isn’t he.
She is supposed to be there promoting a book isn't she? Or have they given up on Grift Kitch? Her Twitter cover image is still the book, but it is never mentioned. All getting a bit Miss Havisham still in her wedding dress. Probably a good idea to quietly remove it and pretend none of it ever happened.
 
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The reason Jackie ‘guest’ gal has nothing to say about the weasel Schof is she is the ONLY one who has a media profile( as tiny as hers is) that DIDN’T actually know, that’s an embarrassment eh?
 
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That was the week Louisa left. You might remember Jack taking the piss out of her on Twitter because she didn't want to camp in the garden...
While going on about her she-wee, having insect repellent in all her ‘nooks and crannies’ and drinking a lovely maverick homemade hot toddy hell drink containing hot butter and pepper. I’ll never forget it.
 
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While going on about her she-wee, having insect repellent in all her ‘nooks and crannies’ and drinking a lovely maverick homemade hot toddy hell drink containing hot butter and pepper. I’ll never forget it.
Now we know she lied about having pennies up her tuppence or in her crack at the Guardian photoshoot, you can calm your mind that she may have exaggerated about the insect repellent. The others, well.
 
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Evening Ninnies!

I am going to manifest a guest chaos. I am going to shampoo my lounge carpet tomorrow. That should do it. It's worked before.

PS Camping is shite. Camping in your garden, unless you are a child, is even more shite, pointless and sad.
 
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The reason Jackie ‘guest’ gal has nothing to say about the weasel Schof is she is the ONLY one who has a media profile( as tiny as hers is) that DIDN’T actually know, that’s an embarrassment eh?
I bet she's FEWMIN that she can't insert herself into the situation one way or another and make it all about herself.
 
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Ah, when I was little, Nana and Ma Aeroplane loved Pam Ayres. I didn’t have enough life experience when I was little to actually get her work, but now I think I do. This little fact is lovely to know, what a clever and thoughtful woman she is.
For some reason I had a book of her poetry when I was little and I adored it. Never read any other poetry!
 
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I've already planned my funeral, (hopefully it's a long way off), and the poem I want read at it is "I wish I'd looked after me teeth" by Pam Ayres. Wise words Pam .

Will Jackie already be at the Hey! Festival, to avoid Bank holiday train chaos and have maximum celeb mingling time?
 
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I have had a quick look at tickets for other things and loads are doing freebies. You would think someone who wants to get people fed would at least do one freebie show for the masses. I find interesting considering what she is campaigning for.
 
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my brother was once in a relationship with Pam Ayres' niece.
 
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I bet she's FEWMIN that she can't insert herself into the situation one way or another and make it all about herself.
I’m sure we will get her hot take on it, elevenifing everything with her own experiences if she is feeling bold , in a few weeks or so
 
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