I can just picture guest circling her prey in Vodka Revs, before charging over and shouting "PEOPLE SAY MY FANNY TASTES LIKE MONSTER MUNCH HAHAHAHAHA".
Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest
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Phew, I’m back from the Scrotefield threads….what a ride!!! 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
I see our Jackie will be in the midst of a come down, can’t wait for The Despair tweets later.
I see our Jackie will be in the midst of a come down, can’t wait for The Despair tweets later.
Ha, x-posting from the Bex Kitchen thread, but it was probably the barman being polite/charming.
Possibly not in 5 years time the way her slow, steady cancellation is happening...
Every word of this, tenderShe didn’t grow up working class, and she never ever lacked opportunities.
She had plenty of opportunities - seriously, so so so many more opportunities than me and my siblings and mates, so many more opportunities than any of the other little wronguns I saw the other day when I went to Southend - but she was just too lazy to capitalise on them (evidenced by her recent history, but also back when she was a teenager and thought she was too special to make any effort at school).
Imagine having all the privilege she’s always had, and still feeling like you’ve been hard done by. Imagine having a portfolio landlord for a grandad (and then a portfolio landlord for a dad), whilst pretending you have no access to funds or help; then imagine grifting hundreds of thousands of pounds off well-meaning people, and still trying to make out like you know what it’s like to be poor.
I actually can’t imagine it. If I was Jack, I’d be quietly living life grateful for all the things I had, the chances for travel and education, the comfortable upbringing, the caring family, the security of knowing I’d inherit a decent whack of money one day. If I’d developed a passion for helping people worse off than me I’d, well, as mithered elsewhere, I’d probably train in human rights law and actually DO things to help people. (Or work in housing advocacy and support services) Her attitudes and experiences are so far outside the realm of what I consider normal, I just can’t imagine living like her.
.The missing/missed opportunities are the ones she gleefully spaffed - through laziness and the belief that life should present her with everything she desires because she's special.
Using her reach on SM is only used to help herself to other people's money, certainly not to help the povs. Despicable.
Miguel coming up on Steph’s Packed Lunch, with a new book out.
Reports of screaming in the Southend area.
Reports of screaming in the Southend area.
It doesn't matter how much she earns for him to access full tuition fee loans and the minimum maintenance loan under the current system.
Of course this still presents barriers for working class families and those who want to live away from home in expensive cities where families can't support, but it won't be an issue for SB who has a Mum with 2 doctorates and will have got loans for her own university nutrition degree.
Me too. Those threads are moving so quick I haven't got time to have lunch!
I never though I would say I was coming back to the Jack Monroe threads because they are moving slow enough to read.
Irrelevant as it’s the household income of the parent the child resides with - so it’ll be dad’s retail job flogging sausage roles for the nations favourite sausage roll vendor that would be assessed if eligible for enhanced maintenance.
If he lives with his dad the majority of the time, as we all suspect, he’ll be assessed on his income not Jack’s. Even if it is 50-50, assuming his dad earns less than Jack, he can put his dad down as the parent he’s dependent on and would be daft not to.
She probably hasn’t even thought about putting money aside for his uni. And even if his future did cross her mind for a minute, she’ll just assume she can do a massive tin rattle along with sad faced pictures of SB and get the comments club to fund it all. It won’t occur to her that the never ending pot of Patreon money might end one day, or that in five years time she’ll be a middle aged woman and far fewer blokes will be wanking over her.
I think some of the reason why she’s a terrible financial planner is that she’s expecting a huge inheritance. Not realising that once care fees and taxes are taken out and it’s divided between four, it’s not going to be some massive windfall.
Can you imagine Jack in Middlesbrough though
She's the poshest of cunts to us lot in the working class North East.Can you imagine Jack in Middlesbrough though
Hard to teach or show anyone anything when they know it all dear heart...
Disagree with BIB! She’s always been like that, well before she got a media profile, it’s not a new characteristic she’s developed since getting a taste of fame. Yes, the enablers enable her and should absolutely be dissed for that, but they didn’t create her. She’s always treated people like crap, and centred herself, and wanted to be the centre of attention. That is just how she is.
The enablers don’t recognise her for what she is (or some of them, Kath Viner I’m looking at you love, just don’t care what she is) so they celebrate whatever batshit crazy self-obsessed stuff she comes out with.
But the batshit crazy self-obsessed stuff is the one consistent thing about her. That’s the truest representation of the egocentric liar she is.
If she wasn't wearing the same jumper you wouldn't know these were pictures of the same woman.
She has a real knack for picking the bleeping ugliest haircuts.
I keep forgetting that you have had the
How can St Dave have allowed her to turn into this grifting monster?
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