If I were to sober rave I’d either baby rave cos little kids DGAF, or those keep fit raves in an old club at 5.30pm on a Tuesday. Raving is about being happy and carefree and getting lost in the music, that’s how I’d get the high.
Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest
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Wonder if Jack will come out to support her mate Eamonn tonight?
She hasn't said anything about her smol bae Dr. Rajiv either......
talking about Eamonn and Jack. If I recall she said he thought she should concentrate on politics not cooking. She took in as a positive for her political views, I think it was a kind way to say... Girl, you can't cook!
“I hate attention”
All in all, guest has a pretty sweet life right now. By her own recent (if partially deleted) words, she is surrounded by friends (and baes?), making the occasional appearance at a festival, seems to have her son around rarely (so doesn't support him financially), and is now talking about attending a seaside rave in a few weeks' time. Does fuckall that could be considered work. Still lives in the very nice house she has been in for several years, with evidence of new purchases (Smeg).
How's this life of leisure being funded? I think it's still Patreon and possibly an advance on Untitled Memoir. Her royalties would be tit, the festivals don't pay much (if at all), and I don't think she raised all that much to Sue Lee. Just a feeling.
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How's this life of leisure being funded? I think it's still Patreon and possibly an advance on Untitled Memoir. Her royalties would be tit, the festivals don't pay much (if at all), and I don't think she raised all that much to Sue Lee. Just a feeling.
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And if she really is planning to write a memoir (god help us), all attention is good attention. See 40 tramadol a day with a fifth of booze, which DID NOT HAPPEN. And yet she claimed it did, as though it's something to be proud of! Oooh, she's hard.Apart from the “j1g“ message, I honestly don’t think she is onall the time, or at all.
This is just mithering speculation, but I think she just comes across that way because she’s a dull narc who‘s completely fascinated with herself.
I think the reason she doesn’t ever address or deny the speculation is because in her mind, “drugs rumours” make her seem like a proper celebrity and “edgy”, so she doesn’t mind.
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Very very true (most of working life in retail, customer facing). The worst customer is an entitled woman of a certain age - my favourite story is when a lady belonging to that bracket said to me: I want XYZ. That will be all.
Downton Abbey was all the rage at the time.
Mind you, men of a certain age can be as bad...
Oh, and I belong to that demographic (although I don't qualify as rage nan), although I believe I am nice enough.
The famous 38Es!!
I can totally believe she's an E cup, but that's not massive by any stretch of the imagination. Us women are led to believe that our boobs should fit within a very narrow size margin so that high street stores only have to produce 34A-36C. She's fallen into the trap of thinking that band size=big boobs though, or she's playing to the neckbeards who won't know the difference. I'm 5'6" and not a smol pixie, probably at least a stone heavier than her. I'm a 32G and mine are completely proportionate to my body, and have never been commented on, unless it was by my sister or daughter who have genuine bazookas and take the piss out of how small mine are.
Also, bear in mind it was only a few years before this pic that she was supposedly wearing a binder daily and considering top surgery.
ETA: Obvs, it's been shared before, but read at your peril. This article is especially gross, likening tattoos and hair dyeing to gender surgery, claiming body dysphoria and being gaunt and collapsing at school due to an ED. Also worth noting that she "started walking to school" at 15 years old. What happened to walking 14 miles to school to use the bus fare for coronation chicken or whatever the duck it was.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/19/jack-monroe-little-bit-male-little-bit-female
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I loved when he tasted the peach curry…. “Exotic”
I wish Jack would do a minor chaos for the next 40 mins to help me fight off my boredom for Eamonn at 9
With bells on, my lovely. The amount of crap people in the service sector have to put up with is unbelievable, and unless you're in it you don't understand.
I tended to get double the amount because I was the boss, and wouldn't let my team take the flak.
Out of it now because rubbish health (don't have a Patreon though!), and I am grateful I don't have to deal with the rubbish anymore.
Sending you love and strength, dear
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BIB: dear
I think she’s still in them x
Reminiscent of this:
Just because you've not been convicted, doesn't mean you've done nothing wrong. Just means you've not been caught YET.
Patreon search page is showing me 397. Last time I looked earlier this month it was 415. Her page itself shows something like 432. Sorry if I'm repeating something already on the thread.
Patreon numbers dropping faster than a heinz soup tin onto my foot.
Patreon numbers dropping faster than a heinz soup tin onto my foot.
I don't know where this will land, but...Well ruddy bloody hell Jack, long time no see. What’s new with you lately?
I have really missed you all!
Not you Jack. I haven’t missed you one teeny tiny smol bit, you pointless grifting boring
VALI, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I have missed you
That's Julian of Norwich, a (supposedly) saintly woman who lived in a cell attached to the church for the length of her natural life in the Middle Ages.You can visit the cell and the church.
She was a very enlightened woman for the times she lived in, and I intensely dislike guest appropriating yet another figure.
Sorry, quoting myself like a ninnie, because I realise I didn't make it clear.I have had a couple of G and Ts. She was saying in the article that she started to walk home in a bid to be thinner. And then started walking to school too, for the same reason. She's said since that she walked to school so that she could stuff her face with coronation chicken from the corner shop. She's an out and out liar.
You are back!Well ruddy bloody hell Jack, long time no see. What’s new with you lately?
I have really missed you all!
Not you Jack. I haven’t missed you one teeny tiny smol bit, you pointless grifting boring
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