That's just her jaw still swinging from last night...
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Wtf was that?
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The risotto filmed itis he sat on the counter / cooker filming that?
Thanks for this earworm, I now keep humming “bread of heaven, bread of heaven, you’re not singing any more, YOU’RE NOT SINGING ANY MOOORE”.
They did a version of this for One Foot In The Grave…..
There's a bloke we can't stand any longer
Always on the bleedin' moan.
Every time we mend his bloody Honda,
He starts groaning on the phone.
First, we fixed his car's ignition,
Checked his brakes and clutch and then-
Overhauled his whole transmission.
He just brought it back again.
Chorus: Victor Meldrew, Victor Meldrew
He can stick it up his bum....up his bum.
He can bugger off 'till kingdom come.
That has now been surpassed in genius for, of all people, the Slop Goblin
There were a lot of road closures yesterday in the East end. Some of us thought it a good idea to cycle 100 miles from central London, round Essex and back. Definitely used the A12 which was a delight with no cars! We missed the A13 but depending on where she was going it might not have been a good idea as you couldn't get off as the intersections were shut.hold up, why would she have been on the M25 if she was going from Southend to East London? That’s the A13, or the A127 + A12. Or had she been staying somewhere else outside London that would actually require use of the M25 to get to East London? Has she not spent any of the bank holiday weekend at all with SB? That really would be sad.
Or maybe she was lying about being in a car on the M25
But it's more likely she's lying.
On their middle class pat on the back “Awh look at the those poor little uttersnipes” tour. Stopping off for refreshments but being sure to scream at every minimum wage hospitality worker they come across.
I did find this though
Helf n safety jack
She does actually look quite a lot like Kerry Katona in that, doesn’t she
It’s the filler face I think
I'm an outlier. I'm right handed and wear my watch on my right wrist (
). I don't know why I do this, I just always have. But it's unusual enough that it's been commented on a number of times.
She's so pleasant, isn't she.
And of all the things people say about you, Jack, all the lies exposed, the one that bothers you is Botox? That's the one you care about?
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And demanding to speak to the manager at the slightest thing……
This has made me want to go and clean my clutter free kitchen. What a mess it is.
I’m willing to bet all the troll funding I get from Vlad/Elon that the 15-16C classic “Revelations of Divine Love” by the mystic hermit known as Julian of Norwich isn’t one of the 1000 books Guest has read this year, or any year.
did she perhaps find one of the laminated cards the squig helpfully mentions?
did she perhaps find one of the laminated cards the squig helpfully mentions?
The state of that kitchen! Even the washing machine looks like it's vomiting.
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