Look at the audience! If she does make it, they are going to take her tale of being on the toot last night really sympathetically.
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Looks like it, plus a face that appears extremely different from the one in her selfies. How odd. Almost like she doesn’t have that pointy little jaw in real life at all
I honestly hope he does make a great life for himself that's completely different from his narcissistic, lying, lazy mother's. The pictures I've seen of him, he looks like quite a sweet and thoughtful kid, which is why I'm convinced that it's his dad who is bringing him upGiven that we hope SB is the complete opposite of his desperately uncool, unliked and untalented mother… he’s probably DJ’ing the raves
I don’t know what either of their comments means.
Jack: just a selfie showing my forehead lines where I - a smoker who is also a stranger to SPF - clearly have not had Botox.
Also Jack:
Also Jack:
You back on the Tea Tree shower gel again Livvy?
Chuffin' 'ell
Hi Jack, you can have this one on me you raver, ebil Tories
What a diverse audience! Weird how edgy/cool Jack never actually goes anywhere edge or cool, just spends her time selling her schtick to gullible middle class pensioners.
One of her besties along with Billy and CharlieAll fish are interchangeable
honestly the latest word salad makes me think she’s been on the mandy
And I can’t believe we have to tell you we’re allowed to have negative reactions something that perpetuates bad attitudes about older women, soz babe.
Many of us are in our 30s and 40s and are keenly aware that we don’t have long before we’re going to be written off by huge swathes of our society as menopausal old bags, regardless of what we’re actually capable of. We see it happen to friends and co-workers and family members and we’re dreading the day it happens to us. So don’t be surprised if some of us are a bit 
at “jokes” at older women’s expense. We’re allowed to joke about Jack’s audience because they’re Jack’s audience, but we’re very much not joking about their post-menopausal status. That’s not fair game.
at “jokes” at older women’s expense. We’re allowed to joke about Jack’s audience because they’re Jack’s audience, but we’re very much not joking about their post-menopausal status. That’s not fair game.They look very similar to the Stroud audience. Perhaps they get moved from festival to festival in a van.
Doesn’t it just! I’d probably have to go to a second one right after and get off my bleeping nut as well.
WHOA WHOA - that’s a full Daniella Westbrook style collapsing face!
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I’m a year older than Jack
but she looks at least 10 years older than me. She does apply make up like 12 year old me though so I’ll give her that, not sure it’s a compliment.It's a possibility although Hereford/Worcester trains to and from London at the moment are a ballache. There is a possibility she has got a train to Newport and then changed which would skirt the edge of the Brecon Beacons, unlike travelling by car unless you took a detour.
Now, that is a T-shirt I'd love to get my hands on!
I've seen a few posts from her sons dad from years ago. Let's just say Mensa need not worry about getting a new members pack together.
I don't reckon these tweets will be up tmrw. She's gonna turn up a shaky mess as per. The state of her in the wild always contradicts her best life bollocks. She's skinny lately too. Looks nothing like a cook should so it's a good job she barely bothers pretending to be one anymore.
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