Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

[Seaford Haggington]

In the 80's/90's people used to assemble around the M25 waiting for some pirate radio contact with instructions on how to get to the rave.

Is there nothing she can't insert herself into?

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Just seen her tweet about driving on three hours sleep. bleeping stupid and irresponsible. (and that's even if we give her the benefit of the doubt about the whole sober thing)

Don’t worry tenderstem, she can’t drive

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

If one is off one's tits, does that make one a titless wonder?

 

[stunrw]

Is there nothing she can't insert herself into?

She likes quite a lot being inserted into h…….[reply abandoned]

 

[SarcasticEllis]

I wasn't expecting Rave Jack. Big fish, little fish, inedible slop!

I'd have to double drop if I saw her coming at me for a hug with those tit rainbow eyelids.

All fish are interchangeable

honestly the latest word salad makes me think she’s been on the mandy

 

[Jelly Bean]

Posted 8 minutes ago.
Late?
Surely not.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

That sober rave sounds dire.

Rave was never my scene, but out of my mates who were into it, they were, without exception, also into and more than alcohol (no judgment, just seemed it all went hand in hand!)

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Just seen her tweet about driving on three hours sleep. bleeping stupid and irresponsible. (and that's even if we give her the benefit of the doubt about the whole sober thing)

Fret not, tenderheart, Jack doesn't drive, she's being driven.

 

[stunrw]

Posted 8 minutes ago.
Late?
Surely not.


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What is that? A circus tent or something? If she comes out on a unicycle while juggling………

 

[Cucumberthunder]

It's all rage nans!

To use a Jackism, that's qwhite the audience!

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I agree but I also suspect the straight man she keeps going on about isn’t (or isn’t always) SB’s dad - because if they’re up to all this tit together, where the duck is SB while it’s all happening?

Given that we hope SB is the complete opposite of his desperately uncool, unliked and untalented mother… he’s probably DJ’ing the raves

 

[stunrw]

It's all rage nans!

To use a Jackism, that's qwhite the audience!

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Edit: And before anyone has a stroke, that is from an episode of Father Ted where the audience was exclusively older, white, ladies. I have not created that meme. It was on Channel 4

Christ, I cant believe I have to cover a joke just in case

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Guest isn't late, is she?

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Are those pleather leggings I see?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

She ain’t even on the bloody poster

Is THIS what she means by “behind the scenes work”. So low down on every billing she should go back to Deed Poll and become “many more”

 

[stunrw]

Given that we hope SB is the complete opposite of his desperately uncool, unliked and untalented mother… he’s probably DJ’ing the raves

Well I think its obvious to everyone now that she plays a very very peripheral role in raising him. So we can only hope…….

 

[ReadySteadyGrift]

At least that tent has a high roof for all the hot air that is about to be spewed.

 

[Captainmouse]

I think we need a Frauen moment of acknowledgement for the taxi driver currently driving a Jack who is high on life/her own bullshit and quite possibly hasn’t had a shower. Go well Taxi Driver, hope you get a big tip from whoever organised it.

Has she removed the slap though or is she going to appear with it smudged all round her boat race?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

#hotguestsummer for thread title, please.

It’s a bit too close to hot gusset summer tbh

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Are those pleather leggings I see?

omg thrifty kitchen is getting a public outing!