Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

[Cucumberthunder]

Yes the day one was this I presume. A sober LGBTQ rave. Which is why she was the most sober gay person yesterday.

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Yeah, she follows them so I guess that's the one.

 

[ReadySteadyGrift]

guest delivering her keynote speech

 

[ForgettyBetty]

I wonder if guest got the message about wearing plaid? I bet she'd love to be part of this nerd gang
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Talk 1 = wears pov jumper
Talk 2 = wears checked shirt
Talk 3 = wears Teresa suit... oh bugger

 

[stunrw]

Yes the day one was this I presume. A sober LGBTQ rave. Which is why she was the most sober gay person yesterday.

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So if it finished at 17:00L and sunset was at 21:05L there was plenty of time to continue to be sober around Docklands………….

Or are all solar events interchangeable?

 

[StatusWoe]

Oh you mean Mr Potato head

Bless him. It was very unfair of her to use that filter.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

 

[ForgettyBetty]

BREAD OF ADRIAN
Guide me, O thou great Redeemer,
Pilgrim through these patreon lands;
I am thick, but thou art busy;
Holding me back from tweeting hands:
Bread of Adrian, damn you Adrian
Chaos incoming we are sure....
It's not called the Brecons anymore.

 

[Snotbuster]

The blurred earrings are back! Yay!!!!

I'm really pleased for her that she's sober.

I'm really pleased that she is no longer too exhausted to function.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Latest tweet - who "life beyond my wildest dreams" in the sweep/bingo card?

Only if closely followed by "Please, I beg of you, let me live."

 

[LavaFlake]

I beg she stops calling parties raves lol. Not to gatekeep but tell me you've never been to a rave without telling me x

 

[stunrw]

I'm really pleased that she is no longer too exhausted to function.

Amazing how that cleared up just after the legal deadline passed. Even thought the team of paralegals/barristers/God/Allah/Buddha and Bono from U2 had all been slowly, gently, painstakingly working on it for so long

 

[Snotbuster]

‘Three raves’ oh my days. It’s a long time since my raving days but how does going to three even make sense?

does it just mean that she saw three different acts at a festival?

She's confabulating based on no lived experience. Like 40 tramadol and a jug o' whiskey per day.

Going to one rave in a night = raver. Going to three raves in a night = tourist. Or liar. Take your pick.

 

[Emmapism]

Fraus I am dying at the 'and then I said 'XYZ' and then he said.....' tweets.

Dyyying. Imagine being this obsessed with yourself aged 35. It's like a teenagers diary come to life.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

The effort I put into even a stupid PowerPoint presentation at work is pretty mega!!

Babe, same

BREAD OF ADRIAN
Guide me, O thou great Redeemer,
Pilgrim through these patreon lands;
I am thick, but thou art busy;
Holding me back from tweeting hands:
Bread of Adrian, damn you Adrian
Chaos incoming we are sure....
It's not called the Brecons anymore.

Got to admit, I’m not even religious but that’s a banger of a tune.

 

[waffle maker]

That sober rave sounds dire.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Amazing how that cleared up just after the legal deadline passed. Even thought the team of paralegals/barristers/God/Allah/Buddha and Bono from U2 had all been slowly, gently, painstakingly working on it for so long

Loved the inclusion of Bono from U2. Made all the difference

 

[PummelMyPumble]

Oh just duck off, Honk. Nobody believes you’re sober! Because you’re blatantly off your tits!

 

[stunrw]

She's confabulating based on no lived experience. Like 40 tramadol and a jug o' whiskey per day.

Going to one rave in a night = raver. Going to three raves in a night = tourist. Or liar. Take your pick.

It’s basically like us going to 3 different bars in one night. To us its normal but in Jack World its the equivalent of discovering the Higgs Bosun……..

 

[MavisBeacon]

There is a speaker who won a Pulitzer prize on at the same time (almost) as her……….think I know who I’d rather listen to! I bet she isnt offer tits on something, smelling like she’s been in a sweaty warehouse all night and babbling incoherently about beach bodies and being sober while throwing rinsed spaghetti hoops and pilchard lasagne everywhere

You are NOT doing a keynote, guest - you're in one of the smaller tents in conversation with a thirsty simp science presenter, unless he's softly, gently seen the light and backed out.

I see her event has finally sold out on the website.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Fraus I am dying at the 'and then I said 'XYZ' and then he said.....' tweets.

Dyyying. Imagine being this obsessed with yourself aged 35. It's like a teenagers diary come to life.

I bet she's drawn hearts with arrows with "guest loves..." on the front of all her Moleskine notebooks too.