Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

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Narcunts usually view the world and themselves very differently from the rest of us

Some are highly intelligent Narcunts and some low level intelligence but all don't give one shit about being found out !
 
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I wasn't expecting Rave Jack. Big fish, little fish, inedible slop!

I'd have to double drop if I saw her coming at me for a hug with those shit rainbow eyelids.
 
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Oh just fuck off, Honk. Nobody believes you’re sober! Because you’re blatantly off your tits!
hold up, why would she have been on the M25 if she was going from Southend to East London? That’s the A13, or the A127 + A12. Or had she been staying somewhere else outside London that would actually require use of the M25 to get to East London? Has she not spent any of the bank holiday weekend at all with SB? That really would be sad.
Or maybe she was lying about being in a car on the M25
 
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Remember she had a fund from savings she’d made since being “sober”, she was apparently using it to take him on multiple holidays last year? Unless she kept them offline (LOL) then it seems none of those transpired, the poor kid
I picture him gazing forlornly at his map, gu pot with pringles lid, full of pins

In all seriousness, as a mate of mine once said, you only get 16 summers with your babies, I feel sorry for the kid if his mum wasted the years you can never get back
 
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All autobahns are interchangeable mein liebe
 
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Always assume lies, if unsure. She probably picked that road because it is so well known. Always adds an oddly specific detail to try to make the lies seem more plausible.
 
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I picture him gazing forlornly at his map, gu pot with pringles lid, full of pins

In all seriousness, as a mate of mine once said, you only get 16 summers with your babies, I feel sorry for the kid if his mum wasted the years you can never get back
Just for a second……our eldest is 15 and it only occurred to me that I’ve actually worked away for most of the last 8 years. And while she always will be my baby, in a few years she will be off to Uni (wants to do Criminal Psychology - and I quote: Like Dad just without the gun) and I will have missed a lot of it. Ok, we live relatively comfortably and when I am at home we do stuff together even if it’s Boules/Crazy Golf/Shouting at the F1, where as guest prefers to go to rave. Alone.

JM does it out of choice/to maintain the grift. And that sucks
 
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Just seen her tweet about driving on three hours sleep. Fucking stupid and irresponsible. (and that's even if we give her the benefit of the doubt about the whole sober thing)
 
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That's not my Myfanwy is another hit in the making.
 
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Always assume lies, if unsure. She probably picked that road because it is so well known. Always adds an oddly specific detail to try to make the lies seem more plausible.
In the 80's/90's people used to assemble around the M25 waiting for some pirate radio contact with instructions on how to get to the rave.
 
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I'm really pleased that she is no longer too exhausted to function.
That and thank god her bones have stopped crumbling. Several years, I went to a Pride bash with a broken rib. I had to Chanel my inner Judy Garland that day just to stay upright. I can’t imagine raving sober if I could only eat with a spoon and couldn’t manage stairs.
 
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Just seen her tweet about driving on three hours sleep. Fucking stupid and irresponsible. (and that's even if we give her the benefit of the doubt about the whole sober thing)
The UK is safe. She doesnt drive. Appparently roundabouts are too confusing. Or something
 
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Just seen her tweet about driving on three hours sleep. Fucking stupid and irresponsible. (and that's even if we give her the benefit of the doubt about the whole sober thing)
Dear heart Jack doesn’t drive. It’s the roundabouts you know.

ETA everyone beat me to it
 
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Just seen her tweet about driving on three hours sleep. Fucking stupid and irresponsible. (and that's even if we give her the benefit of the doubt about the whole sober thing)
She can't drive, she's being driven.

I suspect she got the train to Hereford and got picked up by festival transport.
 
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