Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

[Gnomic Gnome]

“made a risotto for a friend and I”
Blimey, ninnies, professional writers these days aren’t up to much grammar-wise, are they?

That drives me crackers. But not as much as people thinking that I’m thick or ill-mannered for using ‘friend and me’ properly!

I couldn’t read that long instawaffle she posted. She’s obviously on another dimension to me

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Nobody with a five bed house, big car and two working parents has ever been considered poor by any metric. HTH!

The reason I am a bit suspicious of Big Dave is that you would think the evil tories forced him to build the extension and foster the kids, like it wasn’t a conscious choice.

 

[House of Carbonara]

"a sky that had been there for millennia"?!

Is guest a Young Earth creationist?

Obviously!

 

[Limey]

Can anyone remind me why she is diverse? Diverse lying? She is not trans and is leading a heterosexual lifestyle since pre-Dordrecht and BurgerBoy...Is she referring to her 3rd gen Cypriot heritage?
Sorry, but this award thing makes me angry. I don't want to sound overly harsh and I do acknowledge fluidity of sexual orientation and attraction but with her I can see how she continues to ride the rainbow flag while her life has got nothing to do with it. Unlike others she has the opportunity to opt out of her multiple imagined identity categories , which she clearly does on a weekly basis according to her Twitter bio.

My pal' Jack-a-like wife does this, I actually heard her pitch herself to someone for a job with 'I could be your diversity hire'. White, middle class, public school and Oxbridge OH THE DIVERSITY.

She uses they/them pronouns, though.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

u wot m8?

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So she met someone who is 15ft 5.25 inches tall?

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

She's found her Instagram password!View attachment 2202955

PS Jack babe, we do all know that Botox wears off after a while, and based on all the previous appearances, you seem to be someone it doesn’t last very long for at all x

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Can’t do makeup either

Agree, it just seems to "sit" on her face.

 

[StatusWoe]

Can anyone remind me why she is diverse? Diverse lying? She is not trans and is leading a heterosexual lifestyle since pre-Dordrecht and BurgerBoy...Is she referring to her 3rd gen Cypriot heritage?
Sorry, but this award thing makes me angry. I don't want to sound overly harsh and I do acknowledge fluidity of sexual orientation and attraction but with her I can see how she continues to ride the rainbow flag while her life has got nothing to do with it. Unlike others she has the opportunity to opt out of her multiple imagined identity categories , which she clearly does on a weekly basis according to her Twitter bio.

It's honestly a joke. It wouldn't be so bad if she did any campaigning around LGBT stuff, but she does literally nothing. She turned up at a pride event years ago and now can't even be bothered to post a rainbow flag to her profile. The only time Jack wheels out the minority rights talk is when she's trying to silence legitimate criticism.

ETA: or when she wants to show off her eye makeup.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Why on Earth would you advertise the fact that you're turning up to a work engagement (that people have paid for) on 3 hours' sleep because you were so busy deliciously living your best SOBER raving life the night before!? She holds the people who fund her in such contempt.

Post all the selfies, Insta stories and "Big Gay Eyes" you like Jack, the questions about the Sue Lee money aren't going away.

At least we have new slop to look forward to

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Word of the Day: Revelation

2021. Jack shows off her filthy carpet new leggings.

This is a new a way to show some funny vintage Jack posts

 

[TheCat'sMother]

So many Jacks in that one post.Sad Jack, smol Jack, recoveryJack, Jack with good friends etc.

It's almost like she's been saving them up

 

[Veronicaaa]

So she met someone who is 15ft 5.25 inches tall?

No she means a RAVE speaker, not a Hay Festival kind of speaker #downwiddakidz #edgy

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Got some exclusive footage of ravey guest…

Agree, it just seems to "sit" on her face.

Just like Big Lin

 

[Limey]

PS Jack babe, we do all know that Botox wears off after a while, and based on all the previous appearances, you seem to be someone it doesn’t last very long for at all x

Her nose is um different. Daniella Westbrook?

 

[FrumpyCat]

Can anyone remind me why she is diverse? Diverse lying? She is not trans and is leading a heterosexual lifestyle since pre-Dordrecht and BurgerBoy...Is she referring to her 3rd gen Cypriot heritage?
Sorry, but this award thing makes me angry. I don't want to sound overly harsh and I do acknowledge fluidity of sexual orientation and attraction but with her I can see how she continues to ride the rainbow flag while her life has got nothing to do with it. Unlike others she has the opportunity to opt out of her multiple imagined identity categories , which she clearly does on a weekly basis according to her Twitter bio.

Who knows. Disability? neurodiversity? being extraordinarily smol?

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

So she met someone who is 15ft 5.25 inches tall?

Sound system speaker, tenderstem.

Although it's Jack, so

 

[LittleRucksackOfHorrors]

Haven't got time to grunk as I'M BUSY so not sure where this will land. At Hay, can confirm Hive stage is pretty small (will try and get a picture in a bit). Haven't noticed a lingering honk or any clawing and wailing yet.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I'm gonna need a chaos today because....

Spoiler: Chaos mither

 

[Laserface]

No she means a RAVE speaker, not a Hay Festival kind of speaker #downwiddakidz #edgy

Yeah. Such a stupid thing for her to comment about. As it the speaker is only a bit taller than everyone else, but 3x her height!!

 

[stunrw]

Just like Big Lin

Well it was either going to be you or me that said that……….