Jack Monroe #509 The Silence of the Scams.

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Flivver

We can’t watch QT in this household as it puts Mr Fliv’s blood pressure up. He’s either raging at the Tory wankers, self righteous lefties or wet lettuce Lib Dems so we avoid like the plague.

I’ll be watching this thread and the QT hashtag though. Bring it on!

We all know what it’ll be anyway ‘when I was a single mother, me, me, me, shame, foodbank user, lightbulbs, water on cereal, NO jam, starving blah blah, eating toothpaste, DYING. Tories BAD, Jacob Rees Mogg blah blah blah honk, 30p Lee, ridiculous, blah, honk, sniff.’

Hyperbolic bollocks.
 
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SharkAttack

The QT audience is very similar to these crappy festivals guest’s been going to. IE leftie Guardian readers.

So although I would bloody LOVE guest to be disembowelled, I think she’ll be safe as houses in that milieu and just tutting at the Tories along with everyone else.
 
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stunrw

It's the same here. That particular avenue of pleasure was closed off due to industrial language at volume waking small children.

Although whenever I yell at something now the cheeky little ***** text me this

 
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Mrsoverall

People-huv-tae-know said:
This will be Guest when she is arrested for fraud.
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I've never seen this before and it's made myfucking day! Imagine guest Honking about how she devoted her life to the POVS using only unctuous sardines, peripatetic peach slices and PLENTY OF BLACK PEPPER.
 
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Seaford Haggington

StatusWoe said:
Sea hag is my dream job. I love the sea and you get to be a full-time hag. It's a win and a win.
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It is a good, simple and sometimes salty life. Unlike guest who has devoted her life to grift.

I have a feeling Question Time will prove to be a very bad idea.
 
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Mrsoverall

The backing track to O SUPERMAN will be nothing compared to the actual sound of guest limbering up her goosey throat in time for next Thursday. I for one can't wait.

(I'm a silly old doddery Frau who can't figure out how to link the video. LEAVE ME ALONE! WARNED!)
THE END
 
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Hunsgraveyard

HotesTilaire said:
How far is Leicester from 30p Lee’s Ashfield in Nottinghamshire constituency?
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30 miles or so...... this could be interesting!

I think this is a massive misstep TBH as it could really open the floodgates to more public questioning of her and a bigger audience for all the challenges around the Patreon, Teemill, SueLee grift and more.

In other news, the BBC are getting up in her niche with an article about shopping lists

Food prices: How the humble shopping list is saving us money

Soaring food prices mean some families are missing meals and desperate for deals, but preparation can help.
www.bbc.co.uk
 
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Raker

She’ll not turn up on the night. There’ll be an injury or train mishap or security threat….

she was unable to answer simple questions on what she was making (tuna mayo??) from a company plant in the Hellman’s lockdown cringe fest— she’ll not be able to face a live angry audience. Or risk exposing herself
 
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Mrs Peel

It seems to me that the QT panel is typically made up of two people who know what they're talking about, a couple who are there to debate/argue, and one village idiot.

No prizes for guessing which role guest will be playing.
 
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Geetbo

I only live about 30 miles from Leicester . How does one obtain Question Time tickets?
 
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stunrw

Mrs Peel said:
It seems to me that the QT panel is typically made up of two people who know what they're talking about, a couple who are there to debate/argue, and one village idiot.

No prizes for guessing which role guest will be playing.
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Just seen the coverage of last night's where Theo Pamphlet (can never remember his name) disassembled the useful idiot sent by the government
 
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Cookiecookie

I've seen him mix cake batter with his bare hands - imagine Jack doing that?!
 
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Claymorekick

Just curious about what would happen if the questions were vetted and chosen...and then the person asking the question went rogue and asked a completely different question?
 
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Emmapism

You just know she's gonna put her best fake WC voice on. I won't be watching but I will be here for the top quality discourse

Happy Friday miserable Mavens!
 
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stunrw

Claymorekick said:
Just curious about what would happen if the questions were vetted and chosen...and then the person asking the question went rogue and asked a completely different question?
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Its pre-recorded before transmission and edited "if required"
 
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Atruck

I think Nick Griffin was just on once though his views echoed fairly reg.
I reckon Adrian could easily steer Jack into this above approach though, Jack'll still see maverick as everyone else sees infamy.
 
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Ablemabel

Well it will be quite the eventful evening next Thursday.

How will she manage not to check her phone every 30 seconds?

This is a risky move. I expect it will embolden her to have a massive twitter sesh after, assuming she doesn't get obliterated. Also a nice opportunity for a tip jar and patreon top up.

Either way, I expect a lot of BS to be spoken. Much talk of all the people literally dying.
 
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stunrw

Does it say who the other panelists are other than guest? Would laugh my cock clean off if it was Lee Anderson.........
 
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