Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

[lilykestrel]

And remember in Jan when she joined in a snide joke about taking his house (credit to Shugabug for original screenie)

ETA Think Lee Anderson is a fool, but I can't find joy in the idea of making someone homeless/forcing them to leave their house. You'd think Jack, with banging on about home insecurity etc. wouldn't either

 

[Lazarus]

I’m going to get in my Time Machine and watch it all go down in real time. if you want to join me on that fateful Friday afternoon, @Sideboard Bob’s captured the first libel threat (although going further back in the thread made me realise clever frauen knew what 30p Lee had said before she did which was an amusing read): https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-303-the-lingering-honk-of-burning-martyr.29982/post-9763715

It’s been almost a year since I came up with that wonderful thread title! the fundraising to sue Lee! I can’t believe it!!
Whatever amount she says she’s donated is going to have to be bigger than any one single donation.
Like the Teemill fiasco, she’s given no update on whether she’s started legal proceedings, she’s also given no indication that she’s considering what charity to donate the funds to, and given the money wasnt ringfenced and she probably receives a drip feed from angry granny’s, shes going to have to play it very carefully over the next few weeks.
all it'll take is someone to say they donated more than what she says she's raised and it'll all go off.

i hope Lozza is keeping tabs

 

[StatusWoe]

She just directed people to pay into her PayPal. She didn't give then a reference to quote or anything that would enable her to identify money that was donated specifically for this, rather than general "because of all the good you do " donations.

Ugh that's not good. Why would anyone pay directly to a stranger's PayPal? Would that not ring alarm bells? I think she'll dodge accountability again

 

[MavisBeacon]

Ugh that's not good. Why would anyone pay directly to a stranger's PayPal? Would that not ring alarm bells? I think she'll dodge accountability again

If you haven't worked out by now that people on the internet are gullible bleeping idiots, I have a bridge to sell you

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

You know this grifter is going to rename one of her bank accounts “Jacks spwecial ringfenced legal fund” with a balance of £11.63, screenshot it then screenshot a receipt of £11.63 sent to some local foodbank.
She will then refer to it as “proof” of donating the funds to charity, despite her not showing the donations going into her PayPal, no real evidence of donations, ringfencing etc.

I think she made a big mistake by transferring the £5 from lozza to the trussell trust or wherever. As there will be probably other donations to her paypal probably not in good faith who are waiting on the deadline. I’m m hoping this will finally be the day of reckoning for the grift. What date is it again?

 

[StatusWoe]

If you haven't worked out by now that people on the internet are gullible bleeping idiots, I have a bridge to sell you

Hah, I know it's true but I'm still disappointed! 'Put money in my account for this thing that won't happen' should be a red flag.

 

[Geetbo]

I think we ought to have a new rule that at the end of every thread someone has to post THE END as it never fails to amuse me.

 

[StatusWoe]

I think we ought to have a new rule that at the end of every thread someone has to post THE END as it never fails to amuse me.

Does this mean we have to post THE START at the beginning?

It’s been almost a year since I came up with that wonderful thread title! the fundraising to sue Lee! I can’t believe it!!
Whatever amount she says she’s donated is going to have to be bigger than any one single donation.
Like the Teemill fiasco, she’s given no update on whether she’s started legal proceedings, she’s also given no indication that she’s considering what charity to donate the funds to, and given the money wasnt ringfenced and she probably receives a drip feed from angry granny’s, shes going to have to play it very carefully over the next few weeks.
all it'll take is someone to say they donated more than what she says she's raised and it'll all go off.

i hope Lozza is keeping tabs

I'm worried she's just going to ignore the whole thing and pretend it never happened. Delete posts that reference it, block anyone who comments etc.

 

[Soup or Noodle]

She’s an incredibly intelligent interesting and articulate person (guest could never). And so interesting to read the back story behind her comments.
Everything guest wants to be but isn’t

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I agree, I was too far behind to post this at the weekend. She's also edgy yet 'deliciously normal", witty, passionate, very photogenic and........married

 

[Nonah]

Does this mean we have to post THE START at the beginning?

In the beginning, there was grift.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

In the beginning, there was grift.

And on the second day, there was snow.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Urgh thought I myself with pics at the bottom of the screen, but it was JackMedia pics!
This was all I could find, but am certain I screenshotted as much Patreon as I could before she did the dirty delete
You may note that the “you haven’t filled out you address correctly” blag from the “Kickstarter playbook of excuses and victim-blaming” was being deployed here in 2020

 

[Madonna_Claws]

So... She has 19 days to start her Lee Anderson legal action, and after that, it's basically been channelled fraudulently into her personal account?

I really want her to do a huge public legal thing and be totally humiliated.

I hope someone reminds 30p Lee about this and he starts asking questions about it.
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we don't know anything about t-shirt woman aside from the photo, so it's hard to judge.

I'm still going to judge her for the elasticated waist.

 

[Jelly Bean]

In all the Sue Lee excitement I had forgotten that guest attacked him first.
I'll have to find where she said it, but she said something he was 'sweating like Prince Andrew'.
Which some might say is more libellous than anything he said.

ETA

 

[Phillipa78]

It's interesting looking at her patron numbers, you can see when the guardian pennies in a bath article was released this year, the very small momentary increase with hunger hurts #2 last year and when Nigella put out a beg for her at the start of last year:

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Thanks Yel, I was actually just thinking about plotting her credibility over time... coz I'm into that. You could overlay estimated non-patreon earnings and visualise that sweet sweet overlay in exponential decay.
Jack - I have a logarithm and I'm not afraid to use it!

 

[HotesTilaire]

What platform was Ariel doing her filters are bad video on?

 

[Veronicaaa]

In all the Sue Lee excitement I had forgotten that guest attacked him first.
I'll have to find where she said it, but she said something he was 'sweating like Prince Andrew'.
Which some might say is more libellous than anything he said.

ETA

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What would Andrew look like after an "all-expenses-paid-all-nighter at a Pizza Express", exactly? Man doesn't even sweat. And what would the aftermath of an all-nighter at a Pizza Express look like? Lots of discarded pizza crusts, everyone clutching their stomachs saying "another doughball? I couldn't possibly!"

 

[StatusWoe]

I'm still going to judge her for the elasticated waist.

Fair enough. I'm still judging Linda for the dire outfit, the trainers, the weird stance, the humourless facial expression.

 

[HotesTilaire]

What would Andrew look like after an "all-expenses-paid-all-nighter at a Pizza Express", exactly? Man doesn't even sweat. And what would the aftermath of an all-nighter at a Pizza Express look like? Lots of discarded pizza crusts, everyone clutching their stomachs saying "another doughball? I couldn't possibly!"

Well he says he was at Pizza Express and not abusing a child, so I think she’s implying all expenses paid Pizza Express is a euphemism for child abuse